B-League MMA: I think it is a fairly strong child, so I will defeat her without mercy

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TheRationalRedditor: Jul 17, 2000; WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

lol what's the story with the microscopic image next to the "terrible contract" explanation

# ¿ Sep 16, 2013 09:21

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# ¿ May 9, 2024 03:24

TheRationalRedditor: Jul 17, 2000; WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

Oh, I see. Seems above board, much like the rest of pancrase forever and always

# ¿ Sep 19, 2013 00:19

TheRationalRedditor: Jul 17, 2000; WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

fatherdog posted:

My favorite Rumina Sato anecdote is after getting his first professional loss against Joel Gerson, he flew to Canada specifically and solely for the purpose of entering the Canadian Jiujitu Championship tournament because Gerson was competing in it and he wanted his win back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbSQFvZRa9M

A good effort

# ¿ May 12, 2014 03:04

TheRationalRedditor: Jul 17, 2000; WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

fatherdog posted:

I forget who called Bitcoins "Dunning-Krugerands" but they were a genius

Ahahaha, that's a good one and this story is sensational

# ¿ Jun 20, 2014 20:51

TheRationalRedditor: Jul 17, 2000; WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

mayhem eternally a piece of garbage. lol

# ¿ Oct 10, 2014 05:14

TheRationalRedditor: Jul 17, 2000; WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

yet he's less intentionally funny than that comic strip, as well.

# ¿ Oct 10, 2014 20:31

TheRationalRedditor: Jul 17, 2000; WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

Triticum Guzzler posted:

I'm married to the sea... but in another, more realistic sense, I'm wholly unlovable

_{*looks up from peering into microscope*} This checks out.

# ¿ Oct 23, 2014 06:37

TheRationalRedditor: Jul 17, 2000; WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

fatherdog posted:

Really Miguel is an example of what your career looks like when you have terrific offense but awful defense in every area. Striking, wrestling, jiujitsu, that's pretty much how it went.

You're right. It's downright bizarre how his streak of overwhelming victories based on that offense fell off so sharply, but that assessment completely explains it.

# ¿ Nov 3, 2014 10:26

TheRationalRedditor: Jul 17, 2000; WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

CommonShore posted:

He was fighting top-level guys, so he was against the guys who were at the top because they were first starting to show actual defense in their games, generally. This is a sport in which you're either good or you're not.

I wonder if we'll see the same thing happen to Rousey.

If it were always that utterly simplistic then MMath would actually mean something

# ¿ Nov 3, 2014 16:38

TheRationalRedditor: Jul 17, 2000; WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

colonel_korn posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LmeQ3Vci-w

God bless this dumb sport

What's more droll than a feel-good z-league spectacle that makes the rounds for a day or two?

# ¿ Mar 5, 2015 23:51

TheRationalRedditor: Jul 17, 2000; WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

I just saw the fight, and I wanted to say those guys were 91 years old in the bellator dodecahedron, and that their entrances were lifted verbatim out of the straight to video Scooby Doo Wrestlemania special

# ¿ Jun 22, 2015 22:01

TheRationalRedditor: Jul 17, 2000; WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

glib perjoratives aside it's been determined that Palhares is legally retarded by North American standards

# ¿ Aug 2, 2015 06:11

TheRationalRedditor: Jul 17, 2000; WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

2 fat 4 my lambo posted:

it's unbelievable that a retarded person just owned duncan

lmao

# ¿ Aug 2, 2015 18:22

TheRationalRedditor: Jul 17, 2000; WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

no, he won't learn. he hasn't. he probably can't. that's the crux of the issue

# ¿ Aug 5, 2015 11:29

TheRationalRedditor: Jul 17, 2000; WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

Captain Log posted:

That's pretty God damned insane but if it makes a Ronda/Cyborg superfight I'm all for it.

that's an awfully generous superlative for this destination

# ¿ Aug 20, 2015 00:57

TheRationalRedditor: Jul 17, 2000; WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

jungle fights referee

# ¿ Aug 23, 2015 22:26

TheRationalRedditor: Jul 17, 2000; WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

this hamburger eating contest is causing flashbacks of kimbo/houston alexander

# ¿ Aug 29, 2015 02:44

TheRationalRedditor: Jul 17, 2000; WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

manyak posted:

Lol big surprise that the woman who turned herself into a 6'2 220 lb steroid hulk in order to compete in jiu jitsu is actually a coward who sucks at fighting

lmao the flailing

# ¿ Jan 1, 2016 20:15

TheRationalRedditor: Jul 17, 2000; WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

Lord Waffle Beard posted:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BEt-ja8t_GS/?taken-by=therealdada5000

Triticum Guzzler posted:

for all the haters out there who think i shouldn't fight here's a picture of me dead from light sparring. the comeback begins.

lmao

TheRationalRedditor fucked around with this message at 07:33 on Apr 30, 2016

# ¿ Apr 30, 2016 07:31

TheRationalRedditor: Jul 17, 2000; WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

DumbWhiteGuy posted:

https://twitter.com/MMAFighting/status/726501414516740103

https://twitter.com/MMAFighting/status/726901037852966912

ahahahaha

# ¿ May 2, 2016 00:07

TheRationalRedditor: Jul 17, 2000; WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

I.N.R.I posted:

God help any people in this forum who actually want to see that retarded video

oh no it's quite easy all they have to do is click the "hyper"link. apologies for getting into technical jargon

# ¿ May 4, 2016 17:31

TheRationalRedditor: Jul 17, 2000; WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

Lloyd Boner posted:

execute this worthless subhuman piece of poo poo with no value on earth, and immediately.

# ¿ May 8, 2016 06:10

TheRationalRedditor: Jul 17, 2000; WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

Bushmeister posted:

https://twitter.com/ZPGIFs/status/734141575182319616

This was a really good card with actually minimal b-leeg shenanigans. Mismatches? Sure. But apart from those a really enjoyable event.

this is very good

# ¿ May 21, 2016 23:11

TheRationalRedditor: Jul 17, 2000; WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

lmao i just set my watch to that decision 5 minutes in advance

# ¿ Jun 17, 2016 22:31

TheRationalRedditor: Jul 17, 2000; WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

Triticum Guzzler posted:

the bulk and skull music plays while scott coker and rich chou surreptitiously adjust the hurdles on kato's track to be 6 inches higher than schilling's ahead of their televised race. the broadcast cuts to a test card for 30 seconds, when it returns kato is just crossing the finish line and joe schilling is halfway along the track, stiffened, unconscious, next to an upturned hurdle.

rofl

# ¿ Jun 29, 2016 10:45

TheRationalRedditor: Jul 17, 2000; WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

manyak posted:

Im glad Palhares got kicked out of every organization with top level fighters and is now getting murked by guys no one has ever heard of

sick accuracy on that uppercut, and he was ducking directly into it bwahaha

# ¿ Oct 2, 2016 02:48

TheRationalRedditor: Jul 17, 2000; WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

Grandmaster.flv posted:

man this is weird

http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/10/6/13187164/fedor-criticized-chechen-dictator-child-mma-fights-threatened-by-kadyrov-cronies

I know Fedor is close buddies with Putin so I'm not really sure why Ramzan and his cronies would call him out.

Fedor advocating against something that's ethically reprehensible? Take a picture!

lol @ the mindless seething anger of the retaliation too

# ¿ Oct 7, 2016 00:24

TheRationalRedditor: Jul 17, 2000; WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

bad news: when you have literally no other detectable personality or insight that isn't pertaining to a years long "gimmick posting career", you don't get to decide when it doesn't apply to you any more by sending out a memo that you're not being interpreted correctly. you'll have to act in a different, non-embarrassing way for quite a while

TheRationalRedditor fucked around with this message at 02:09 on Oct 14, 2016

# ¿ Oct 14, 2016 02:07

TheRationalRedditor: Jul 17, 2000; WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

handsome only face posted:

https://streamable.com/jpsd

lmao. is his eye getting ever lazier than before?

# ¿ Oct 22, 2016 03:58

TheRationalRedditor: Jul 17, 2000; WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

colonel_korn posted:

Apparently Joe Riggs vs Cody McKenzie is a thing that's happening tonight in the appropriately named Z Promotions fight league.

The saddest weigh-in

this couldn't have been put together better by photo manipulation to encapsulate all the gravitas it deserves

# ¿ Oct 28, 2016 19:27

TheRationalRedditor: Jul 17, 2000; WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

Triticum Guzzler posted:

chanting "fat shitrione" at different timbres to various sacred gems, crystals, and similar in an attempt to find their spiritual resonant frequencies so that mitrione may be "overflowing with energy" in the same way as bigfoot when he illegally beat fedor with shaman magic

that weird choral chant they do at the beginning of sacred vatican ceremonies, except replace all the latin lyrics with an endless unbroken log of Faa~^{aaaaa~^aaT~SH~IIIIIIIiii}iiiiit~_{ttttrio_ooooooohn~aaaaa~}aaaaAY~

# ¿ Oct 30, 2016 18:08

TheRationalRedditor: Jul 17, 2000; WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

^
lmao

# ¿ Nov 11, 2016 18:33

TheRationalRedditor: Jul 17, 2000; WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

Chandler with a PERFECT suplex on Henderson, goddamn

# ¿ Nov 20, 2016 05:46

TheRationalRedditor: Jul 17, 2000; WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

Charles Gnarwin posted:

I wanted the old Bendo special as they were reading the scorecards.

48-46 is literally the kind of insanely retarded scorecard that makes those incidents happen

# ¿ Nov 20, 2016 07:21

TheRationalRedditor: Jul 17, 2000; WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

for the most difficult part of his training camp, tito hired a speech coach so he could get the final retirement sentence out in one complete piece

# ¿ Jan 22, 2017 07:50

TheRationalRedditor: Jul 17, 2000; WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

Nifft posted:

http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/1/24/14371398/chael-sonnen-fired-on-celebrity-apprentice-for-cheating

Obviously scripted. I can't watch these shows.

Schwarzenegger: "Chael. I will naht tolerayte cheatahs, in my boahroom." *without standing up Arnold propels his own aeron chair around table and out the door *

# ¿ Jan 26, 2017 04:53

TheRationalRedditor: Jul 17, 2000; WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

henkman posted:

As long as it's not someone from USADA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8X_Ot0k4XJc

# ¿ Feb 27, 2017 18:08

TheRationalRedditor: Jul 17, 2000; WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

Triticum Guzzler posted:

http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/5/22/15674934/vitor-belfort-leave-the-ufc-but-continue-competing-after-ufc-212

[street fighter plane noise] Japan

The second bonus stage with the barrels that roll off the conveyor belt, except he's just letting them land on his body and break open. they're all marked "TRT" on the side

# ¿ May 23, 2017 20:04

TheRationalRedditor: Jul 17, 2000; WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

LobsterMobster posted:

Goldie and Mauro have been signed by Bellator

https://twitter.com/MMAFighting/status/874690028986712064

This is good, except that Bellator's commentary A-team is already the best thing about the entire org

# ¿ Jun 13, 2017 19:21

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# ¿ May 9, 2024 03:24

TheRationalRedditor: Jul 17, 2000; WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

against all reason, Goldberg on the mic really is lending Bellator an associative sense of seeming more established

# ¿ Jun 25, 2017 02:09

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