B-League MMA: I think it is a fairly strong child, so I will defeat her without mercy

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Opal: May 10, 2005; some by their splendor rival the colors of the painters, others the flame of burning sulphur or of fire quickened by oil.

Who else said that

# ¿ Feb 11, 2015 22:49

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 01:33

Opal: May 10, 2005; some by their splendor rival the colors of the painters, others the flame of burning sulphur or of fire quickened by oil.

Mckenzie is so fuckin bad

# ¿ Feb 13, 2015 09:11

Opal: May 10, 2005; some by their splendor rival the colors of the painters, others the flame of burning sulphur or of fire quickened by oil.

But is he though

# ¿ Feb 13, 2015 13:50

Opal: May 10, 2005; some by their splendor rival the colors of the painters, others the flame of burning sulphur or of fire quickened by oil.

Wow I missed that, what event?

# ¿ Feb 15, 2015 22:52

Opal: May 10, 2005; some by their splendor rival the colors of the painters, others the flame of burning sulphur or of fire quickened by oil.

Haha didn't know that was even a Thing but I guess I shouldn't be surprised

# ¿ Feb 17, 2015 21:19

Opal: May 10, 2005; some by their splendor rival the colors of the painters, others the flame of burning sulphur or of fire quickened by oil.

Domestic violence defense attorney is an excellent base for MMA

# ¿ Feb 23, 2015 07:29

Opal: May 10, 2005; some by their splendor rival the colors of the painters, others the flame of burning sulphur or of fire quickened by oil.

# ¿ Mar 13, 2015 16:34

Opal: May 10, 2005; some by their splendor rival the colors of the painters, others the flame of burning sulphur or of fire quickened by oil.

That KO is my favourite thing in MMA

# ¿ May 24, 2015 16:20

Opal: May 10, 2005; some by their splendor rival the colors of the painters, others the flame of burning sulphur or of fire quickened by oil.

This must be streaming via satellite uplink

# ¿ Jun 1, 2015 15:23

Opal: May 10, 2005; some by their splendor rival the colors of the painters, others the flame of burning sulphur or of fire quickened by oil.

idgi

# ¿ Jun 10, 2015 15:07

Opal: May 10, 2005; some by their splendor rival the colors of the painters, others the flame of burning sulphur or of fire quickened by oil.

Amazing

# ¿ Jun 29, 2015 16:23

Opal: May 10, 2005; some by their splendor rival the colors of the painters, others the flame of burning sulphur or of fire quickened by oil.

I don't think he's saying that at all, actually.

# ¿ Jul 8, 2015 20:03

Opal: May 10, 2005; some by their splendor rival the colors of the painters, others the flame of burning sulphur or of fire quickened by oil.

Crazy eyes is the last bastion of the desperate

# ¿ Aug 1, 2015 10:46

Opal: May 10, 2005; some by their splendor rival the colors of the painters, others the flame of burning sulphur or of fire quickened by oil.

Sprecherscrow posted:

I hope they pick up Paul Harris.

God yes

# ¿ Aug 17, 2015 09:30

Opal: May 10, 2005; some by their splendor rival the colors of the painters, others the flame of burning sulphur or of fire quickened by oil.

My brain usually lets me forget that Michael Schiavello is real and then videos like that pop up and ruins everything again.

# ¿ Oct 9, 2015 22:51

Opal: May 10, 2005; some by their splendor rival the colors of the painters, others the flame of burning sulphur or of fire quickened by oil.

That on-screen logo is so incredibly ripped off from the UFC, amazing.

# ¿ Oct 19, 2015 19:15

Opal: May 10, 2005; some by their splendor rival the colors of the painters, others the flame of burning sulphur or of fire quickened by oil.

I read that as Sakuraba and for a second I thought that my life was complete

# ¿ Oct 25, 2015 21:16

Opal: May 10, 2005; some by their splendor rival the colors of the painters, others the flame of burning sulphur or of fire quickened by oil.

Man, JT looking good

# ¿ Nov 6, 2015 22:29

Opal: May 10, 2005; some by their splendor rival the colors of the painters, others the flame of burning sulphur or of fire quickened by oil.

Lord Waffle Beard posted:

Here's some OneFC violence

https://twitter.com/ZProphet_MMA/status/690864232078917632?s=09
https://twitter.com/GrabakaHitman/status/690900182125379584?s=09

This fucker should be tried for accessory

# ¿ Jan 23, 2016 22:56

Opal: May 10, 2005; some by their splendor rival the colors of the painters, others the flame of burning sulphur or of fire quickened by oil.

Please Jeff just stop

# ¿ Feb 5, 2016 17:08

Opal: May 10, 2005; some by their splendor rival the colors of the painters, others the flame of burning sulphur or of fire quickened by oil.

Haha what the hell

# ¿ Mar 11, 2016 16:29

Opal: May 10, 2005; some by their splendor rival the colors of the painters, others the flame of burning sulphur or of fire quickened by oil.

willie_dee posted:

I don't understand how people can think he is self made...

Probably because he tells them over and over and over and over and over and

# ¿ Mar 16, 2016 10:13

Opal: May 10, 2005; some by their splendor rival the colors of the painters, others the flame of burning sulphur or of fire quickened by oil.

Karl is a loving monster and I can't wait to see more of him.

# ¿ Mar 28, 2016 20:13

Opal: May 10, 2005; some by their splendor rival the colors of the painters, others the flame of burning sulphur or of fire quickened by oil.

Something about lame horses

# ¿ Apr 3, 2016 18:28

Opal: May 10, 2005; some by their splendor rival the colors of the painters, others the flame of burning sulphur or of fire quickened by oil.

Karl loving Albrektsson

# ¿ Apr 17, 2016 14:39

Opal: May 10, 2005; some by their splendor rival the colors of the painters, others the flame of burning sulphur or of fire quickened by oil.

DekeThornton posted:

I just saw on Sherdog that Karl won his fight against that Russian guy. Did any of you watch it and if so was it a good performance?

https://youtu.be/053xj6wgKRU

# ¿ Apr 17, 2016 14:40

Opal: May 10, 2005; some by their splendor rival the colors of the painters, others the flame of burning sulphur or of fire quickened by oil.

Jesus Christ

# ¿ Apr 28, 2016 08:43

Opal: May 10, 2005; some by their splendor rival the colors of the painters, others the flame of burning sulphur or of fire quickened by oil.

What time (zone)?

# ¿ Aug 11, 2016 20:24

Opal: May 10, 2005; some by their splendor rival the colors of the painters, others the flame of burning sulphur or of fire quickened by oil.

Sure, that's pretty good for me actually, though I can only stay an hour or two.

# ¿ Aug 12, 2016 19:50

Opal: May 10, 2005; some by their splendor rival the colors of the painters, others the flame of burning sulphur or of fire quickened by oil.

I want to watch every MMA with that guy

# ¿ Sep 28, 2016 21:56

Opal: May 10, 2005; some by their splendor rival the colors of the painters, others the flame of burning sulphur or of fire quickened by oil.

Memento posted:

https://twitter.com/LegKickTKO/status/810373579611181057

gently caress that's nasty

# ¿ Dec 18, 2016 15:55

Opal: May 10, 2005; some by their splendor rival the colors of the painters, others the flame of burning sulphur or of fire quickened by oil.

Thank goodness

# ¿ Apr 2, 2017 07:27

Opal: May 10, 2005; some by their splendor rival the colors of the painters, others the flame of burning sulphur or of fire quickened by oil.

Momoko Yamazaki, child abuser posted:

I will participate in amateur rules. Because I was missed due to a previous injury, I will be careful not to get hurt this time. When you look for your opponent in your class, LOL, smile becoming a super junior high school student. The size of the body does not change. Career is much longer than mine. I think that it is a fairly strong child, so I will defeat her without mercy. Thank you for your support!

http://wmmarankings.com/deep-jewels-16-momoko-yamazaki-defends-decision-take-fight-12-year-old-momo/

# ¿ Apr 25, 2017 17:11

Opal: May 10, 2005; some by their splendor rival the colors of the painters, others the flame of burning sulphur or of fire quickened by oil.

The Speedos and those thighs makes me think Minowaman if anything

# ¿ Apr 27, 2017 15:59

Opal: May 10, 2005; some by their splendor rival the colors of the painters, others the flame of burning sulphur or of fire quickened by oil.

...and the pitch! posted:

Not Haha Clinton-Dix?

That's not a real name though.

I'm partial to Faraj Fartass.

# ¿ May 19, 2017 20:08

Opal: May 10, 2005; some by their splendor rival the colors of the painters, others the flame of burning sulphur or of fire quickened by oil.

Roy Nelson is a joke fighter, it's offensive he's lasted this long in modern MMA

# ¿ May 26, 2017 22:38

Opal: May 10, 2005; some by their splendor rival the colors of the painters, others the flame of burning sulphur or of fire quickened by oil.

Triticum Guzzler posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/Jolassanda/status/888775966847324160/video/1

I remember when I first started watching mma everybody always said not to cross your feet in back mount because of an ankle lock and now like 14 years later it's finally happened

My hero

Edit:

red19fire posted:

I Don't Train, but is this the same as a body triangle from the back? I swear i've seen most back mounts involve trapping your own ankle. or is specifically the low-on-the-hips crossed ankles that leaves him open?

In the body triangle the foot that you trap, the one across their stomach, goes under your own knee bend and isn't in any danger because they can't get any leverage whatsoever. The reason that "submission" "works" is with your legs crossed between their legs you get your calf or top of the foot ground into your shin, or worsf case into the top of your other foot.

Opal fucked around with this message at 00:11 on Jul 23, 2017

# ¿ Jul 22, 2017 23:59

Opal: May 10, 2005; some by their splendor rival the colors of the painters, others the flame of burning sulphur or of fire quickened by oil.

Wow that's confusing

# ¿ Aug 2, 2017 00:56

Opal: May 10, 2005; some by their splendor rival the colors of the painters, others the flame of burning sulphur or of fire quickened by oil.

They could but Seagal would never ever in a million years take the fight.

# ¿ Oct 4, 2017 10:30

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 01:33

Opal: May 10, 2005; some by their splendor rival the colors of the painters, others the flame of burning sulphur or of fire quickened by oil.

That's a really good concept, wish I'd thought of it

# ¿ Nov 13, 2017 06:48

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