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mewse
May 2, 2006

Fozzy The Bear posted:

I have re-read this about 5 times now, what does this mean?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ilse_Koch

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mewse
May 2, 2006


Ha ha 4chan is the greatest!

mewse
May 2, 2006

Bluedeanie posted:

The problem is I'm pretty sure that bounty comes from Christy Mack, not the state or county. I don't have much of a handle on what porn stars take home so she might be able to pay that out no problem but I'd still feel kind of greasy taking money from a battered woman who's about to have serious medical bills.

But I don't do my hair like that either so obviously Dog and I differ on matters of taste and moral fortitude.

I would think dog is doing it for the publicity if there isn't a bounty offered by the state.

mewse
May 2, 2006

"Third" man?

mewse
May 2, 2006

Lid posted:

It was War Machine, Christy Mack, and until now an unknown other man. Turns out the other man is Z-list reality television person Corey Thomas.

fatherdog posted:

That would make him the second man, not third.

I'm going to review some footage to try and sort this out

mewse
May 2, 2006

Gregor Samsa posted:

B-League MMA has suddenly become the Unbelievably Brutal Domestic Violence thread.

Mods?

mewse
May 2, 2006

Intel&Sebastian posted:

This reminds me of when I picked up one of those Bruce Lee penned JKD books for fun and it had drawings and instructions on eye gouges, biting people and kicking crotches. Dude owned more than I thought.

Yeah the most effective stuff on the street can be found by looking at everything disallowed under the unified rules of MMA

mewse
May 2, 2006

Agent Tough Juice posted:

I've never watched Dog the Bounty Hunter. Is he actually good at it or is he more likely to have paid the cops to tell him when they found War Machine so he could stand there when they arrested him?

From what I've seen on his show it matches the old euphemism that most investigations are solved through snitching rather than sleuthing

mewse
May 2, 2006

EvanSchenck posted:

I thought every hotel wanted you to put down a credit card for deposit, which should have got him caught sooner.

As a career criminal he probably came up with some kinda scheme where he didn't use his own credit card

mewse
May 2, 2006

He's coming right for us!!

mewse
May 2, 2006

Dangersim posted:

I wasn't following this thread for a while, when did Coker take over Bellator?

Pretty much immediately as soon as his non-compete with UFC expired

mewse
May 2, 2006

DekeThornton posted:

Yeah, sure, but still it seemed a bit odd to me that they actually mentioned the UFC by name several times instead of just alluding to it by hyping CW as the main European promotion and similar phrases.

Either way, so far it's a fun card. Cage Warriors is pretty good, for a B-league.

The UFC talks as little as possible about other promotions because they are #1 and not looking to give those other orgs the exposure.

However, I know exactly what you are talking about because it weirded me out when I watched my first few episodes of Inside MMA and they're talking about all these leagues outside the UFC, but also discussing the UFC and openly admitting that UFC is the best organization.

I believe both of our chagrin comes from exiting the sphere of "UFC is MMA" and delving into the wider world where the UFC is great, it's the #1 MMA org, but non-UFC MMA is pretty cool too

mewse
May 2, 2006

I could have met Ricci at my gym one time but I didn't know about it because I had closed my facebook account :saddowns:

mewse
May 2, 2006

Reminder that stephan bonnar was once filmed cleaning the dumpster at the TUF gym

mewse
May 2, 2006

Intel&Sebastian posted:

If you're just going to ignore his legal name why drop back to Koppenhaver? You're already in the wild west just refer to him as piece of poo poo or crap person.

That would be disrespectful to pieces of poo poo

mewse
May 2, 2006

coconono posted:

Greg Jackson's only real crime is being insufferably weird.

This isn't a crime, good luck phoning the police.

mewse
May 2, 2006

sportsgenius86 posted:

Mom & Pop Rescue w/ host Tim Sylvia

Host Tim Sylvia visits struggling mom & pop grocery stores around the country, saving their businesses by purchasing and eating their entire inventory.

Beast mode

mewse
May 2, 2006

Who is the guy they had wearing a mask?

mewse
May 2, 2006

Gregor Samsa posted:

If they were going for "disgruntled former training partners and trainers of Tito Ortiz" I have a mask and a handful of signed Team Punishment T-Shirts that I would have been willing to submit to Viacom for consideration.

You trained :ortiz: tito ortiz?

mewse
May 2, 2006

Go train Bonnar now :laugh:

mewse
May 2, 2006

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Finally a chance to make a russian dolls joke that doesn't involve Putin ramming Fedor against random foreign aggressors and making pew pew noises with his mouth.

I refuse to believe this actually happened

mewse
May 2, 2006

Dingady-dingady-dang

mewse
May 2, 2006

I think he dead, jim

mewse
May 2, 2006

fatherdog posted:

I'm picturing Cody showing up at a clinic after weighins with a pint's worth of blood in ziploc bags. "Can you put this back for me, please? Most of it's mine."

Also have you found my shorts

mewse
May 2, 2006

Tezcatlipoca posted:

How in the hell are all those people so nonchalant about that sweet knockout?

Seeing a knockout in person at a small venue is actually pretty disturbing

mewse
May 2, 2006

Maybe you should see a shrink, baroni

mewse
May 2, 2006

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Spike TV presents: Surprisingly pronounced highlights despite what looks to be a pretty overcast day outside

It really sucks how young men are being forced into being self conscious about their bodies because of professional lighting

e: whoa i missed a page sorry

mewse
May 2, 2006

His twitter poetry almost makes me physically ill

mewse
May 2, 2006

Ugh, fitch is so boring

mewse
May 2, 2006

LeftistMuslimObama posted:

I kinda like that cage.

In ye olden times we called it a "ring" :corsair:

mewse
May 2, 2006

Lost For Words posted:

Just a mere 2 million

Dog rescue: $400
Fixing house: $2000
Avoiding self awareness for another decade: priceless

mewse
May 2, 2006

attackmole posted:

62 year old Mickey Rourke. That boy ain't right.

I think you meant the opposite :getin:

mewse
May 2, 2006

Has Cody McKenzie emerged from his presumed whisky-soaked coma?

fake edit: of course I google him and he has a submission loss from October :smith:

mewse
May 2, 2006

Seltzer posted:

Are you telling me you didn't see that? It was the card announced by Chael and JR.

Augh dangit

mewse
May 2, 2006

colonel_korn posted:

Cosplay Fighting Championships



I experienced some kinda rollercoaster of emotion looking at this sequence of images. So to begin: drat that is one hot wonderwoman, I wonder if all the fighters look that goo-

quote:



WHAT?! OF COURSE she's wearing that loving costume, god loving damni-

quote:

I disagree, this is some inspired matchmaking right here:



Did they clone this woman?!

e: is she fighting her twin??

mewse
May 2, 2006

I'm at my parents place waiting for a movie to download so I googled "tito ortiz press conference" and suffered through his cyborg announcement, I really wish someone would go through the effort of subtitling that gibberish, because it would be hysterical.

:ortiz: Merry christmas yall

mewse
May 2, 2006

Fozzy The Bear posted:

Good evening lebs and gentleman. Of course I’m Tito Ortiz. Welcome to press conference for the future of Cristina uh Santos Cyborg. My company Primetime 360 that we started literally last year and I wanna just work on the future of MMA fighters. So the last 15 years of my career, I worked very hard to be as most diligent as possibly could of the future of my career. So now it’s time to work for the future of OTHER people’s careers. With of course my partner George Prejean and Tony and of course our client Cris Cyborg.

I wanted to work on the future of her career. People wanted to see her in the UFC fight at 135 which is literally impossible for her to happen to make that weight. And we’ll show you tonight the reason this is going to happen. But the future of her career and fighting career is in my hands and my hands are as solid around her as possibly and to make sure the future of her fight career no matter what is as successful as possible and tonight we’re going to show that. Uh So we’ve actually worked very hard of working for uh Cris’s future of what she’s gonna be doing of her fighting and we have her fight actually will be happening in April.

Uh, so before that actually uh, I wanted to let everyone know and to reconize for a woman to cut down to a weight 135 were she's been cutting down to 145 to make the weight actually happen. I want all you guy'ses to see, she's in fight shape already right now. She's getting ready for the fight like I say in april 5th. Um, Cris can you please step up and step on the scale. I just want you guys to show you guys

And I got 1:36 in.

loving masterpiece

mewse
May 2, 2006

Lid posted:

B-League Cage Fighting.

that's a really bad fight op

mewse
May 2, 2006

Fat Twitter Man posted:

War Machine finds a way to make PSP hate him even more:

http://twishort.com/BGthc

Wow, turning his back on atheism? I am DEFINITELY no longer a fan.

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mewse
May 2, 2006

CommonShore posted:

You actually read that? I clicked the link, saw a gigantic wall of War Machine's prose and was like "meh maybe someone else will summarize it for me."

A judge is going to be reading The Collected Prison Works of Jon Koppenhaver to realize that war machine has a junior high level comprehension of cause and effect and an infantile view of morality

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