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Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg
I didn't get a shameful failure but after those cards I feel like I deserved one. Also I am just as befuddled on the picks for this card as those two and this card is a PPV.

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Tyree
Sep 11, 2003

STRETCH

STRETCH

STRETCH
No clue how I got 0 in the first card, tied for first in the second card, and am 3 pts back for the lead.

squarerandom
Mar 24, 2007

Obviously you're not a golfer.
Stupid nobodies, dropped me lower in the rankings. At least now I get to work night crew and get to watch these nobodies from now on.

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


these cards really make this a crapshoot

canoshiz
Nov 6, 2005

THANK GOD FOR THE SMOKE MACHINE!
Yup, I also scored near-zero on one card and tied for first on the other, somehow putting me second overall. I am fine with this

Ishin
Dec 31, 2008

~the animatronic spirit of
so many forgotten waves
loving 6 points combined... I might retire out of shame.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Haha bottom of one card and near top on another and I'm still top 15.

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




:sigh:

Throwing out the TJ fight because it's too late to change it. It's still in the form, but I'm going to strip it out before scoring happens.

Removed Barao, Jorgensen and Cejudo from POTN options. Changed TJ/Barao FOTN to TJ/Soto FOTN.

Automatically changed any instance of Renan Barão to Joe Soto in FOTN/POTN picks. If you want to change it to something else, please post here.

gently caress Dana, even though this is not his fault.


Lone Goat

Tony Ferguson Decision
Bethe Correia Decision
Carlos Diego Ferreira Decision
Damon Jackson Decision
FOTN: Lorenz Larkin vs. Derek Brunson
POTN: T.J. Dillashaw
POTN: Bethe Correia

**

RNG

Tony Ferguson Submission, 1
Shayna Baszler Knockout, 1
Carlos Diego Ferreira Decision
Damon Jackson Decision

FOTN: Ramsey Nijem vs. Carlos Diego Ferreira
POTN: Cain Carrizosa
POTN: Derek Brunson

EricHall
Aug 7, 2006
Tony Ferguson vs. Danny Castillo -- TKO,RD. 2
Bethe Correia vs. Shayna Baszler -- Decision
Ramsey Nijem vs. Carlos Diego Ferreira -- SUB, RD. 2
Yancy Medeiros vs. Damon Jackson -- TKO, RD. 1

FOTN: Ferguson/Castillo
POTN: Carlos Diego Ferreira
POTN: Dillashaw

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
Changing my picks

FOTN: Ferguson/Castillo
POTN: Ferguson
POTN: Dillashaw

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




doverhog posted:

Changing my picks

FOTN: Ferguson/Castillo
POTN: Ferguson
POTN: Dillashaw

Changed

WINNERS AS PER WIKIPEDIA
Tony Ferguson Decision
Bethe Correia Knockout, 2
Carlos Diego Ferreira Knockout, 2
Yancy Medeiros Submission, 2

FOTN: Ramsey Nijem vs. Carlos Diego Ferreira
POTN: T.J. Dillashaw
POTN: Yancy Medeiros

EVENT SIX RESULTS

pre:
Goon			Score	OTNs	Rank
Squarerandom		15	1	1
Tyree			14	1	2
MassRafTer		14	0	3
canoshiz		13	1	4
Fentry			12	1	5
yuriy			12	1	5
Max Awfuls		12	0	7
Chairman Kaga		11	0	8
doverhog		10	1	9
Lone Goat		10	1	9
Bluedeanie		10	1	9
EricHall		10	1	9
vainman			10	0	13
Individual865		9	1	14
Saucer Crab		9	1	14
outy			9	0	16
MichingMallecho		7	1	17
ChampRamp		7	1	17
Roman Herbom		6	1	19
LobsterMobster		6	1	19
RNG			6	1	19
district of thizz	6	1	19
TheReverend		6	1	19
Mr. Nice!		6	0	24
niethan			4	2	25
Lloyd Boner		3	0	26
masato tatanka		0	1	27
venutolo		0	1	27
TOP TWENTY OVERALL
pre:
Goon			Score	OTNs	Rank
Squarerandom		73	6	1
canoshiz		72	5	2
Tyree			72	5	2
doverhog		71	6	4
EricHall		68	8	5
MassRafTer		68	4	6
outy			67	6	7
Fentry			66	4	8
TheReverend		63	6	9
individual865		62	7	10
district of thizz	62	5	11
yuriy			62	5	11
Mr. Nice!		58	2	13
LobsterMobster		57	4	14
MichingMallecho		55	5	15
Trast			54	3	16
Max Awfuls		53	2	17
hrollins		52	4	18
Roman Herbom		52	3	19
Lone Goat		51	3	20
DATABASE

Lone Goat fucked around with this message at 22:21 on Sep 5, 2014

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




LAST CARD OF THE SEASON, POSSIBLY FOREVER

Sep 5 - Jacare vs Mousasi

Ronaldo Souza vs. Gegard Mousasi
Alistair Overeem vs. Ben Rothwell
Matt Mitrione vs. Derrick Lewis
Joe Lauzon vs. Michael Chiesa

FOTN:
POTN:
POTN:

FORM
SPREADSHEET

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
gently caress UFC for cutting an hour off this card and reducing my comeback chances.

EricHall
Aug 7, 2006
Ronaldo Souza vs. Gegard Mousasi -- Decision
Alistair Overeem vs. Ben Rothwell -- TKO, RD. 2
Matt Mitrione vs. Derrick Lewis -- TKO, RD. 1
Joe Lauzon vs. Michael Chiesa -- Decision

FOTN: Lauzon/Chiesa
POTN: Overeem
POTN: Lewis

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


OTN count on the last event's gotta be off.

e: it's just the category names, the second "goon" field is pushing the other ones right

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg
Since the fight was cancelled, can you change my FOTN pick from Lentz/Oliveira to Lauzon/Chiesa?

Saucer Crab
Apr 3, 2009




Gegard Mousasi Decision
Alistair Overeem Knockout, 1
Derrick Lewis Knockout, 1
Joe Lauzon Submission, 3

FOTN: Joe Lauzon vs. Michael Chiesa
POTN: Joe Lauzon
POTN: Derrick Lewis

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



I'll take my potn pick for Aloe Vera and transmute it to Jacare please.

Not that it matters as I'm not even in the top 20.

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




Oliveira too fat, removing him from FOTN/POTN picks.

masato tatanka posted:

OTN count on the last event's gotta be off.

e: it's just the category names, the second "goon" field is pushing the other ones right

Fixed.

Lloyd Boner posted:

Since the fight was cancelled, can you change my FOTN pick from Lentz/Oliveira to Lauzon/Chiesa?

Fixed.

Bluedeanie posted:

I'll take my potn pick for Aloe Vera and transmute it to Jacare please.

Not that it matters as I'm not even in the top 20.

Fixed.

squarerandom
Mar 24, 2007

Obviously you're not a golfer.
If I win my belt back, I'll post a pick and I'll change my avatar to previous winners choice until Hockey comes back.

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




Man I cared so little about this, I forgot to make my own picks.

WINNERS AS PER WIKIPEDIA
Ronaldo Souza, Submission, 3
Ben Rothwell, Knockout, 1
Matt Mitrione, Knockout, 1
Joe Lauzon, Knockout, 2

FOTN: Joe Lauzon vs. Michael Chiesa
POTN: Ronaldo Souza
POTN: Ben Rothwell

EVENT SEVEN RESULTS

pre:
Goon			Score	OTNs	Rank
MassRafTer		17	0	1
Trast			15	1	2
niethan			14	1	3
yuriy			13	1	4
LobsterMobster		13	1	4
Chairman Kaga		13	1	4
Bluedeanie		11	2	7
Mr. Nice!		11	2	7
Lloyd Boner		11	1	9
canoshiz		11	1	9
vainman			9	1	11
TheReverend		8	1	12
Roman Herbom		8	0	13
Tyree			8	0	13
Fentry			7	1	15
district of thizz	6	1	16
individual865		6	0	17
masato tatanka		6	0	17
Squarerandom		4	1	19
Max Awfuls		4	1	19
ChampRamp		4	0	21
EricHall		3	1	22
Saucer Crab		3	1	22
doverhog		0	0	24
UNOFFICIAL FINAL TOP TWENTY RANKINGS
pre:
Goon			Score	OTNs	Rank
MassRafTer		85	4	1
canoshiz		83	6	2
Tyree			80	5	3
Squarerandom		77	7	4
yuriy			75	6	5
Fentry			73	5	6
EricHall		71	9	7
TheReverend		71	7	8
doverhog		71	6	9
LobsterMobster		70	5	10
Mr. Nice!		69	4	11
Trast			69	4	11
individual865		68	7	13
district of thizz	68	6	14
outy			67	6	15
Roman Herbom		60	3	16
niethan			59	5	17
Bluedeanie		57	6	18
Max Awfuls		57	3	19
Lloyd Boner		56	5	20
Please make sure I didn't botch the scores.

DATABASE

squarerandom
Mar 24, 2007

Obviously you're not a golfer.
Literally changed Jlau and Souza by sub to the Losers. Tying me for the win. Goddamn this stupid sport.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
I spent way too much time in the arena debating my picks with a friend and somehow it paid off. It was being in the same building as Chuck Liddell.

niethan
Nov 22, 2005

Don't be scared, homie!
started from the bottom now im top twenty

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



niethan posted:

started from the bottom now im top twenty

Me too

What a goofy game this is.

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
Wrong on every pick. I have now drank from the Coleman cup and it tastes bitter, so very bitter...

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg
:toot: made it back in the top 20, what a photo finish

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



Hey TheReverend, did you still want to do your widgety stuff? I'm still down to take over organizing if Lone Goat is done.

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


rip..

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




Yeah folks, I'm done. Doing this was a lot of fun but I just can't get myself to give a gently caress about every stupid little card, or most of the big ones.

Congrats to MassRafTer for winning the season. You and doverhog need to get a hold of each other to get the belt sent over so you can take a picture with it.

If anyone wants to take over running the league, I can show you the spreadsheets I used and how to operate them. They're not terribly complex, it's maybe 10 minutes of work to make a form or update the main database.

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



Lone Goat posted:

Yeah folks, I'm done. Doing this was a lot of fun but I just can't get myself to give a gently caress about every stupid little card, or most of the big ones.

Congrats to MassRafTer for winning the season. You and doverhog need to get a hold of each other to get the belt sent over so you can take a picture with it.

If anyone wants to take over running the league, I can show you the spreadsheets I used and how to operate them. They're not terribly complex, it's maybe 10 minutes of work to make a form or update the main database.

Bluedeanie posted:

Hey TheReverend, did you still want to do your widgety stuff? I'm still down to take over organizing if Lone Goat is done.

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



:siren: HEY YOU GUYS :siren:

It took me longer to get around to learning the system than I thought so nothing is coming for the two (bad) cards this weekend. But by the time the next card rolls around, I should be ready to start an all-new season of Goonweight as your new commissioner!

I'll probably make a whole new thread to commemorate it, but let us all thank the handsome and talented Lone Goat for his service to our proving how bad we are at predicting fights.

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
i appreciate this/you for picking up the slack

i enjoy these

Chairman Kaga
Jun 3, 2006
I FAG EVERYTHING UP BECAUSE I AM A WHINEY CUNT!
This is my favorite fantasy mma league! I'll continue to play if we keep going

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



Hey gang, I've taken over Goonweight and made a new thread! Come make your picks!

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3674867

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Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




Yeah do what he said!

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