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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > Goonweight Grand Prix - RNCs and RNGs - Season 15: July 19 - Sep 5
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david carmichael
Oct 28, 2011

outy posted:

11 out of 11 so far picking Maia. Bunch of equinophobes round here.

deividas carmichaelevičius
Jake Shields Submission, 5
Dong Hyun Kim Decision
Thiago Silva Knockout, 3
Fabio Maldonado Knockout, 3
Mike Pierce Knockout, 2
T.J. Dillashaw Decision
FOTN: Erick Silva vs. Dong Hyun Kim
KOTN: Mike Pierce
SOTN: Jake Shields

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outy
Aug 27, 2004

niethan posted:

Please don't mix greek and latin. Hippophobe.

I'm allowed. I'm a homosexual, claustrophobic sociopath who watches too much television.

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EricHall
Aug 7, 2006
 Demian Maia vs. Jake Shields -- Decision
Erick Silva vs. Dong Hyun Kim -- TKO, RD. 2
Thiago Silva vs. Matt Hamill -- TKO, RD. 1
Fabio Maldonado vs. Joey Beltran -- Decision
Rousimar Palhares vs. Mike Pierce -- TKO, RD. 2
Raphael Assunção vs. T.J. Dillashaw -- Decision

FOTN: Dillashaw/Assuncao
SOTN: Maia
KOTN: Thiago Silva

I want the belt back just so I don't have to be the only person without a picture in the OP.

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Tyree
Sep 11, 2003

STRETCH

STRETCH

STRETCH
Demian Maia vs. Jake Shields (sub, rd4)
Erick Silva vs. Dong Hyun Kim (ko, rd2)
Thiago Silva vs. Matt Hamill (ko, rd1)
Fabio Maldonado vs. Joey Beltran (ko, rd2)
Rousimar Palhares vs. Mike Pierce (ko, rd1)
Raphael Assunção vs. T.J. Dillashaw (ko, rd2)

FOTN: Maldonado/Beltran
SOTN: Maia
KOTN: Erick Silva

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



 Demian Maia Submission, 2
Dong Hyun Kim Decision
Matt Hamill Decision
Fabio Maldonado Knockout, 2
Rousimar Palhares Submission, 2
T.J. Dillashaw Knockout, 2
FOTN: Fabio Maldonado vs. Joey Beltran
KOTN: T.J. Dillashaw
SOTN: Demian Maia

* # ? Oct 9, 2013 21:17
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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Lone Goat, I selected Dillishaw by 3rd round Submission, could you change that to decision?

I also realize I selected Maia to tap out Shields but I can't bring myself to pick decision, a joke stops being funny after 3 rounds.

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Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

MassRafTer posted:

Lone Goat, I selected Dillishaw by 3rd round Submission, could you change that to decision?

Done!

Unrelated: RNG picks!

Jake Shields, Submission, 3
Dong Hyun Kim, Knockout, 3
Thiago Silva, Decision
Joey Beltran, Decision
Rousimar Palhares, Knockout, 1 :lol:
T.J. Dillashaw, Knockout, 2

FOTN: Erick Silva vs. Dong Hyun Kim
KOTN: Erick Silva
SOTN: Thiago Silva

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Looten Plunder
Jul 11, 2006
Grimey Drawer
Did I get my picks in in time?

Demian Maia Decision
Dong Hyun Kim Decision
Thiago Silva Knockout, 2
Fabio Maldonado Knockout, 2
Mike Pierce Knockout, 2
T.J. Dillashaw Knockout, 2

FOTN: Fabio Maldonado vs. Joey Beltran
KOTN: Matt Hamill
SOTN: Erick Silva

* # ? Oct 9, 2013 22:28
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Chairman Kaga
Jun 3, 2006
I FAG EVERYTHING UP BECAUSE I AM A WHINEY CUNT!
i have shields

stockton 209 wut

* # ? Oct 9, 2013 22:56
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Saucer Crab
Apr 3, 2009




 I had a knee injury and didn't want to have sex with Junior Dos Santos' ex-wife so that's my excuse for forgetting to get my picks in.

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Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

xcore posted:

Did I get my picks in in time?

Demian Maia Decision
Dong Hyun Kim Decision
Thiago Silva Knockout, 2
Fabio Maldonado Knockout, 2
Mike Pierce Knockout, 2
T.J. Dillashaw Knockout, 2

FOTN: Fabio Maldonado vs. Joey Beltran
KOTN: Matt Hamill
SOTN: Erick Silva

Yeah, you're good.

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Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own

Forceholy posted:

Maia Dec
E. Silva Sub Round 1
T. Silva KO Round 1
Maldonado Dec
Pierce KO Round 2
Dillashaw Dec

FOTN:E. Silva/Kim
KOTN:Pierce
SOTN:E. Silva

0+0+3+4+0+0=7

Not a good start,again.

* # ? Oct 10, 2013 03:48
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-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

Saucer Crab posted:

I had a knee injury and didn't want to have sex with Junior Dos Santos' ex-wife so that's my excuse for forgetting to get my picks in.

didn't get picks in, event didn't count.

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TheReverend
Jun 21, 2005

 Um I picked Palhalres for SOTN and clearly he would have it by process of elimination so what happens now, do I get my points?

Please get back to me as this is probably the most important thing to ever have to worry about in a contest I already hosed up beyond repair.

Thanks.

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Legit Businessman
Sep 2, 2007


 Demian Maia Decision
Dong Hyun Kim Knockout, 2
Matt Hamill Decision
Joey Beltran Knockout, 1
Mike Pierce Knockout, 2
Raphael Assunção Decision

FOTN: Rousimar Palhares vs. Mike Pierce
KOTN: Joey Beltran
SOTN: Demian Maia

Well gently caress.

0+5+0+0+0+4=9

Goddammit.

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Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

-Atom- posted:

didn't get picks in, event didn't count.

Well, he got them in, but late. Which is effectively the same as not getting them in.


TheReverend posted:

Um I picked Palhalres for SOTN and clearly he would have it by process of elimination so what happens now, do I get my points?

Please get back to me as this is probably the most important thing to ever have to worry about in a contest I already hosed up beyond repair.

Thanks.

After heavy deliberation, and a nap, I've decided to uphold the decision to not award an SOTN. Changing the result was a precedent I was unwilling to set, as it would lead to more arbitrary decisions in the future. Thank you for your concern in this matter.

With that out of the way, here are the

WINNERS AS PER WIKIPEDIA

Jake Shields, Decision
Dong Hyun Kim, Knockout, 2
Thiago Silva, Decision
Fabio Maldonado, Decision
Rousimar Palhares, Submission, 1
Raphael Assunção, Decision

FOTN: Raphael Assunção vs. T.J. Dillashaw
KOTN: Dong Hyun Kim
SOTN: NONE


EVENT TWO RESULTS
pre:
Goon				Score	OTNs	Rank
Chairman Kaga			19	0	1
Ishin				18	0	2
Yuriy				17	0	3
Steve				16	1	4
TheReverend			16	0	5
Roman Herbom			15	1	6
Senordingdong			15	0	7
MycroftXXX			15	0	7
Lone Goat			15	0	7
RNG				15	0	7
Lloyd Boner			14	1	11
golden oldies pete		14	0	12
Grifter				13	0	13
Ozymandias			13	0	13
deividas carmichaelevičius	12	0	15
outy				12	0	15
Niethan				11	0	17
MassRafTer			11	0	17
Macloud				11	0	17
canoshiz			10	0	20
eskimaux			10	0	20
Fentry				10	0	20
Skjorte				10	0	20
MacDeuce			10	0	20
Mr. Nice!			10	0	20
Drewjitsu			9	0	26
LobsterMobster			9	0	26
Tangy Zizzle			9	0	26
xcore				9	0	26
Davedog				8	0	30
venutolo			8	0	30
Bluedeanie			7	1	32
EricHall			7	1	32
Miching Mallecho		7	0	34
Max Awfuls			7	0	34
Forceholy			7	0	34
-Atom-				6	0	37
Tyree				6	0	37
TOP 20 OVERALL RANKINGS
pre:
Goon				Score	OTNs	Rank
Yuriy				33	0	1
Ishin				31	0	2
golden oldies pete		30	0	3
Chairman Kaga			29	0	4
Roman Herbom			28	2	5
Senordingdong			25	0	6
Lone Goat			25	0	6
Lloyd Boner			24	1	8
MycroftXXX			24	0	9
niethan				23	1	10
xcore				23	0	11
MacDeuce			23	0	11
Macloud				23	0	11
LobsterMobster			22	0	14
MassRafTer			22	0	14
deividas carmichaelevičius	22	0	14
TheReverend			22	0	14
Max Awfuls			20	1	18
EricHall			20	1	18
canoshiz			19	0	20
Grifter				19	0	20
outy				19	0	20
Chairman Kaga believed in the Shields, and scored 19 out of a possible 26 points. "stockton 209 wut", indeed. Yuriy takes a slight lead in the overall rankings, but time will tell if he can maintain his lead and not get banned when he comes back from his probation.

DATABASE is up for your viewing pleasure. Next card will be up on this weekend some time, I'm not exactly sure when, Monday is Thanksgiving :canada:

e:now with more outy!

Lone Goat fucked around with this message at 23:38 on Oct 10, 2013

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



 I'm really sad that Rorse Facie is the best welterweight grappler.

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outy
Aug 27, 2004

 Are you going to leave me out every event? Starting to take this personally!

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canoshiz
Nov 6, 2005

THANK GOD FOR THE SMOKE MACHINE!
A wonderfully mediocre start to the season for me. Maybe I should stop thinking about picks and just make cool funny picks (Shields over Maia, Stungun over Silva by KO :psyduck:)

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Ishin
Dec 31, 2008

~the animatronic spirit of
so many forgotten waves
Starting out strong for a billionth season in a row, time to phone in the picks and wind up 18th!

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Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

outy posted:

Are you going to leave me out every event? Starting to take this personally!

How does this keep happening.

12 points, 0 OTN, tied for 12th.

Tied for 20th overall, other post will be updated shortly.

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Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




 Oct 19 - UFC 166

Cain Velasquez vs. Junior dos Santos
Daniel Cormier vs. Roy Nelson
Gilbert Melendez vs. Diego Sanchez
Gabriel Gonzaga vs. Shawn Jordan
John Dodson vs. Darrell Montague

FORM
SPREADSHEET

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



 I'm picking my fights Matt Riddle style.

Cain Velasquez Knockout, 4
Daniel Cormier Decision
Gilbert Melendez Decision
Gabriel Gonzaga Submission, 1
John Dodson Knockout, 3
FOTN: Cain Velasquez vs. Junior dos Santos
KOTN: John Dodson
SOTN: Gabriel Gonzaga

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Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg
Cain Velasquez Decision
Daniel Cormier Decision
Gilbert Melendez Decision
Shawn Jordan KO 1
John Dodson KO 2

FOTN: Sarah Kaufman vs Jessica Eye
KOTN: Hector Lombard
SOTN: Kyoji Horiguchi

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TheReverend
Jun 21, 2005

 TheReverend
Cain Velasquez Decision
Daniel Cormier Decision
Gilbert Melendez Decision
Gabriel Gonzaga Submission, 2
John Dodson Decision
FOTN: Sarah Kaufman vs. Jessica Eye
KOTN: Junior dos Santos
SOTN: Gabriel Gonzaga

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Davedog
Sep 11, 2009
 JDS KO RND 2
Daniel Cormier DECISION
Gilbert Melendez DECISION
Gabriel Gonzaga KO RND 1
John Dodson DECISION

FOTN: Cormier vs. Nelson
KOTN: JDS
SOTN: Sarah Kaufman

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Roman Herbom
Aug 2, 2006
The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't
Cain Velasquez Decision
Daniel Cormier Decision
Gilbert Melendez Decision
Gabriel Gonzaga Submission, 2
John Dodson Knockout, 2

FOTN: Cain Velasquez vs. Junior dos Santos
KOTN: John Dodson
SOTN: Gabriel Gonzaga

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LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
Velasquez, decision
Cormier, decision
Sanchez, decision
Gonzaga, submission 2
Dodson, KO 1

FOTN: Sanchez vs Melendez
KOOTN: Dodson
SOTN: Gonzaga

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MacDeuce
Oct 23, 2010
 Cain Velasquez Decision
Daniel Cormier Decision
Gilbert Melendez Decision
Gabriel Gonzaga Submission, 2
John Dodson KO, 2

FOTN: Melendez vs Sanchez
KOTN: John Dodson
SOTN: Gabriel Gonzaga

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MycroftXXX
May 10, 2006

A Liquor Never Brewed
Cain Velasquez Decision
Daniel Cormier Decision
Gilbert Melendez Knockout, 3
Gabriel Gonzaga Submission, 2
John Dodson Knockout, 1

The spreadsheet tells me goons love Roy Nelson but dont have much faith in him

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Looten Plunder
Jul 11, 2006
Grimey Drawer
Cain Velasquez Decision
Daniel Cormier Decision
Gilbert Melendez Decision
Shawn Jordan Knockout, 2
John DodsonnKnockout, 2

FOTN: Cain Velasquez vs. Junior dos Santos
KOTN: Junior dos Santos
SOTN: Gilbert Melendez

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outy
Aug 27, 2004

 JDS KO R1
Cormier Decision
Melendez KO R3
Gonzaga Sub R1
John Dodson Decision

FOTN: Sanchez v Melendez
KOTN: Junior dos Santos
SOTN: Gonzaga

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Tyree
Sep 11, 2003

STRETCH

STRETCH

STRETCH
Cain Velasquez vs. Junior dos Santos (ko, rd3)
Daniel Cormier vs. Roy Nelson (decision)
Gilbert Melendez vs. Diego Sanchez (ko, rd2)
Gabriel Gonzaga vs. Shawn Jordan (sub, rd1)
John Dodson vs. Darrell Montague (ko, rd1)

FOTN: Cain/JDS
KOTN: Dodson
SOTN: Gonzaga

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Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



 Cain Velasquez vs. Junior dos Santos (r4 ko)
Daniel Cormier vs. Roy Nelson (dec)
Gilbert Melendez vs. Diego Sanchez (dec)
Gabriel Gonzaga vs. Shawn Jordan (r1 sub)
John Dodson vs. Darrell Montague (dec)

FOTN: Velasquez/JDS
KOTN: Velasquez
SOTN: Gonzaga

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Chairman Kaga
Jun 3, 2006
I FAG EVERYTHING UP BECAUSE I AM A WHINEY CUNT!
Really excited for this one. Rooting for JDS. I love this thread/game, it's so fun!

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Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




 Updated the following:

MacDeuce
outy

* # ? Oct 19, 2013 10:31
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Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




 Here's mine:

Cain Velasquez, Decision
Daniel Cormier, Decision
Gilbert Melendez, Decision
Gabriel Gonzaga, Decision
John Dodson, Decision

FOTN: John Dodson vs. Darrell Montague
KOTN: Tim Boetsch
SOTN: None

* # ? Oct 19, 2013 10:35
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Saucer Crab
Apr 3, 2009




 Cain Velasquez Knockout, 3
Daniel Cormier Decision
Gilbert Melendez Decision
Gabriel Gonzaga Submission, 2
John Dodson Decision

FOTN: Cain Velasquez vs. Junior dos Santos
KOTN: Cain Velasquez
SOTN: Gabriel Gonzaga

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-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything
Cain Velasquez vs. Junior dos Santos KO R2
Daniel Cormier vs. Roy Nelson DEC
Gilbert Melendez vs. Diego Sanchez DEC
Gabriel Gonzaga vs. Shawn Jordan KO R1
John Dodson vs. Darrell Montague DEC

FOTN: Gil/Diego
KOTN: JDS
SOTN: Marquardt

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Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




 RNG

Cain Velasquez, Knockout, 3
Daniel Cormier, Submission, 2
Gilbert Melendez, Knockout, 3
Shawn Jordan, Decision
Darrell Montague, Knockout, 2

FOTN: Nate Marquardt vs. Hector Lombard
KOTN: TJ Waldburger
SOTN: Darrell Montague

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