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Because Bill is a large man prone to breaking out into violent rages and keeping him placated is more important to me.
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Just stand in the doorway, hurl the merchandise inside and wave your receipt shouting "I RETURN THEE! I RETURN THEE!" and by law they have to give you store credit.
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No he's just a horrible rear end in a top hat. He tells stories about being out and about with his kids and picking fights with people in parking lots.
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Internet Explorer posted:Yes, sorry, Azure AD Hybrid Join. I have a hybrid setup as part of our migration last year to Exchange Online and M365... didn't know this feature existed.
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Back in July a user reported that his laptop battery would no longer hold a charge. I ordered a replacement right away, paid for express shipping and when I tried to schedule the swap he was on vacation. I emailed him once a week for a month, then once a month, then closed the ticket a couple of weeks ago. He sent me an email two days ago about how he needs the battery replaced this week. I suggested he drop it off in the morning and I would come in later in the day and take care of it, but he insists he cannot go even two hours without his laptop, despite also having a full boat Surface Pro that he cajoled the CEO into approving. I was planning to do this tomorrow, but L.A. just updated their COVID lockdown to match the more restrictive county and state one, so I'm going to draw the line. He had four months to take care of this, he can wait a little longer, especially because I've already had to go there twice this week and both times my coworkers were unmasked, as usual.
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By all means notify me at 3pm about an I.T. controls audit questionnaire that needs to be completed by noon tomorrow.
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Dec 4, 2020 01:47
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The only way to properly test your internet speed is to download the entire internet.
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It infuriates me when I'm obliged to go to work and the office (which is supposed to have been closed since March) is teeming with people, several of whom were unmasked. Including two of my bosses. Since my office was dismantled as part of the never-ending renovation I had to do my work in the server room, but two of the unmasked construction workers were in the HVAC room next door having a grand old time, and that's where the server room draws its air from. It makes me angry that I am forced to go out into the world, and cannot manage my risk because so many people are stupid assholes that I can't get away from. I've spent most of my life socially isolated, but somehow during a global pandemic I'm obliged to be in close contact with people, who might cause me to get sick and/or die.
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Dec 16, 2020 01:16
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3D Pipes screensaver for everyone. Starts after 10 seconds of inactivity and locks.
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Dec 16, 2020 23:24
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The last ten years I've been getting up around 0400-0430 to get to the gym before it opens. It's been very strange not doing that.
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I have had terrible sleeping problems for years so I wake up each night for an hour or so anyway. Like now! And at 4am the world is usually quiet and there are fewer stupid people roaming about. EDIT: Best schedule I ever had was 4 10 hour shifts starting at 11am. Didn't need an alarm clock, didn't feel like I had to rush. Morning craziness had already tapered off by the time I arrived. One weekday off for taking care of things. It was great. Dick Trauma fucked around with this message at 13:28 on Dec 21, 2020 |
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Dec 21, 2020 12:43
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Surely you would not want your page to go out naked into the world!
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Dec 22, 2020 00:00
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I took a look at that item's images and...
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Dec 22, 2020 15:26
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Dog_Meat posted:I don't think I could go back to work. 
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From the OSHA thread: This is how you make Internet Syrup!  https://i.imgur.com/LERIwXu.mp4
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I remember the end of 1979 and I was excited because it was going to be a whole new decade. That seems forever ago.
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Get on my level...  
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Jan 2, 2021 16:35
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FireWire Target Disk Mode was cool. 
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[ y ] Disaster recovery plan (y/n)
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The Fool posted:Realistically there is a big difference between “disaster recovery” and “business continuity “ and if you’re not planning for specific scenarios that account for both, and then testing those plans, you’re probably ok with just making sure veam is working and doing test restores occasionally. Because my employer is engaged in things like raising a billion dollars at a time our investors have become increasingly stringent about their due diligence surveys. I had to create a primer for my first boss to explain the difference between DRP and BCP and the essential elements, because she wanted me to lie on the survey that we had these things when we did not. It's been funny to see how year by year the company is slowly being compelled to do the things I've spent years advocating.
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Were they hit by the bus or thrown under it? 
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Jan 13, 2021 18:27
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Why does this rack only have mounting holes drilled through the front of the post?
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One of the CEO's assistants gave me an old flash drive and wanted me to check it because the CEO was looking for old photos. I took it back to my desk and plugged it in, and it was full of zips named for female celebrities with the word LEAKED at the end.
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It was on a Lexar thumb drive. Surprised that it didn't turn to dust when I unplugged it.
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