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Che Delilas posted:That's the reason I'm actually excited that Dell went private. They've been on a steady decline in quality of product and support for the last decade, and I'm interested to see if they can turn it around now that they answer to buisness people instead of clueless investors.
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# ¿ Nov 30, 2013 19:49 |
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# ¿ May 17, 2024 23:53 |
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Volmarias posted:This isn't strictly true. Investors (and i refer here to large investment organizations, since individual shareholders generally cannot force change) are willing to tolerate losses as long as there's a plan which incorporates those losses into a strategy which ends with growth. If "one quarter of loss = you're out" were true,
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# ¿ Nov 30, 2013 22:40 |
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Caged posted:None of those are reasons to pick their product over another.
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2013 17:36 |
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Paladine_PSoT posted:Layoff notices just in time for the Christmas and my daughter's first birthday.
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2013 21:40 |
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Bob Morales posted:Some CDN's like CacheFly have 100mb files you can try (which won't take long at all on 20mb) ftp://ftp.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/1000genomes/ftp/data/ Should have no problem maxing out a 20 Mb connection for an hour.
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# ¿ Dec 3, 2013 16:29 |
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e: never mind, this is stupid
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2013 23:54 |
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FISHMANPET posted:System Center is licensed as a single product in 2012, if you have any component you've got them all. So see if there's anything in there you want to start leveraging. That goes for everybody.
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2013 06:42 |
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EAT THE EGGS RICOLA posted:Recent dell laptops appear to be magical puzzle boxes. A tech has been trying to replace a screen for almost an hour now.
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2013 16:25 |
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Inspector_666 posted:We've been having a seemingly never ending string of issues with Unisys techs at the moment, including one dude showing up for a job and being refused entry to the building because he looked so messed up.
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2013 17:42 |
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evol262 posted:{site_by_aiport}
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2013 20:44 |
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evol262 posted:Who would use anything but NYC for NYC? Yaos posted:The problem that comes up is when you have multiple machines performing the same function, you could end up with a mess of servers all called "FileServer#". While it sounds good a person will have trouble remembering where each one is without looking it up. I suppose the bigger problem is when you have one server that performs multiple functions. You could have a single AD server at a remote site that handles everything; file server, print server, AD authentication, local email, etc. You could name it after the site, but the site could change names or move to another building, we've had sites change their names, we had a department change their name. There's no value in being completely anal-retentive about server naming, as though you're going to literally write a script that makes assumptions about servers by parsing the names of every server in your environment. There is no dichotomy between "S329694NJ2SL88" and "KASHYYYK" and there's plenty of room in between to do things that make sense.
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2013 20:57 |
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I got to spend this weekend figuring out how to get my two favorite things in the world, Pentaho BI and MongoDB, to play nice together! Yaaaay!
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2013 01:46 |
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evol262 posted:NoSQL OLAP cubes? Amazing.
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2013 02:02 |
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ookiimarukochan posted:3DSecure is a loving stupid piece of security theatre though - is this the point to reveal that in my experience the worst programmers out there are the ones who work for banks? Weird as hell given what a slog it actually is (again, in my experience) to get a job working for one.
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2013 02:15 |
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Snuffman posted:You know whats pissing me off? How clients submit tickets.
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# ¿ Dec 30, 2013 05:28 |
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Volmarias posted:The real solution is to post exaggerated SLAs on the form and state that urgent issues not escalated to phone support may not get the necessary attention, then rub that in the client's face if they try to say that you ignored them.
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# ¿ Dec 30, 2013 05:52 |
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MrMoo posted:I saw it this week for determining compensation, my last job was self-employed so I put $30k. code:
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2014 19:33 |
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McGlockenshire posted:Apparently no emails were coming in and it took loving MONTHS for anyone to loving notice.
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2014 19:56 |
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TWBalls posted:RE: Winterchat
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2014 22:48 |
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Volmarias posted:And then around 3:30 I was done with orientation (for the day) and got to meet my coworkers, and apparently I'm going to be doing server-side development instead of iOS?
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2014 04:12 |
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hihifellow posted:poo poo that soon won't be pissing me off daily... after almost 2 hours of negotiating, our contractor (the closest thing we have to a greybeard, only without the beard, and soon his own brewpub) has convinced the bosslady to upgrade the domain from 2003 to 2008 r2. We meet tomorrow to discuss what needs to happen and I am excited
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2014 03:28 |
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RadicalR posted:No joke, if they ever did that here, I would be looking for another job. I hate ties with a burning passion.
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2014 22:40 |
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Inspector_666 posted:The announcement specifically says they're not changing Join.me, I think they're planning on having that replace LMI Free even though they're not really similar at all.
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2014 18:08 |
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Paladine_PSoT posted:I would think this has something to do with the fact that yogurt is the result of a fermentation process, a byproduct of which is CO2. http://www.sciencedaily.com/videos/2008/0211-science_of__snacking.htm
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2014 20:58 |
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Bob Morales posted:Pick your laptop up and go to Starbucks or another office.
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2014 17:49 |
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QuiteEasilyDone posted:No Acct. Manager/PM/Field Tech It's not in $KnowledgeBase! I asked for help with getting a floorplan because it wasn't in $KnowledgeBase!
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2014 17:34 |
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Cenodoxus posted:gently caress in-house developers. gently caress them forever.
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2014 17:55 |
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SEKCobra posted:This is why I dont feel as part of devops. More like "Hey you can program too? Ok you are now in charge of all testing also no you cant have hardware or time for this. I also I need you to find me a tool for x." DevOps basically means two things:
Breaking down silos doesn't mean breaking down roles. It means that if someone fucks something up and it means that someone else a) can't get their job done or b) has a living hell of a life now, it's their job to fix it. It was a methodology developed to fix one very specific problem: some cowboy shithead developer who circumvents QA and testing doesn't get to push code from their desktop to production on a Friday at 5 PM because, gently caress it, on-call ops will deal with it. If DevOps could be summarized in one sentence: it's your mess, have the common courtesy to loving clean it up. There's a lot of small details that have come to be associated with the term: continuous integration, rigorous systems automation, in-depth monitoring and metrics collection, etc. These are details. It comes down to confidence in your work through confidence in the process: if you gently caress up, you should know before anyone else does. You should know you hosed up before it hits production. A user should never know somebody hosed up. The term has gotten so oversaturated and stripped of meaning by incompetent half-measure practitioners that, like ITIL, I've stopped using it, but people should at least be aware of what it meant.
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2014 22:52 |
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Che Delilas posted:I'm again embarrassed for my industry that we had to come up with a specialized term for "personal responsibility" just for developers.
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2014 00:22 |
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Cenodoxus posted:It would be nice to see a true DevOps approach sprout at my workplace though, so next time I encounter a developer going "LALALALALA gently caress YOU HAVE MORE DOWNTIME" I can forward all my angry client emails and phone calls to them. Vulture Culture fucked around with this message at 05:33 on Feb 21, 2014 |
# ¿ Feb 21, 2014 05:22 |
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Startups: move fast and break the dev branch and don't tell anyone about it
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2014 20:17 |
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slightpirate posted:I'm a little pissed that nobody thought to put file size limits on .pst files. So now, I have a user with 19.9 gigs of email in one file and Outlook is choking on it. Surely there's a good way to split that file up into smaller .pst files?
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2014 15:53 |
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You guys know that the way to deal with micromanagers is to talk and talk and talk and give unnecessary detail upon unnecessary detail until it's not worth their time to ask questions anymore, right?
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2014 18:07 |
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Bob Morales posted:I've tried flooding him with screenshots and graphs and stats and poo poo and he replies with
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2014 21:50 |
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SEKCobra posted:Storages, which's rails aren't short enough to fit in a rack. (gently caress you Dell, all your other servers fit...)
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2014 18:43 |
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NZAmoeba posted:A vaguely recall one of the Scandinavian goons claiming they kayak'd to work across a river every day
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# ¿ Apr 7, 2014 17:52 |
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Dilbert As gently caress posted:Why is it when you get picked up by one company all the places you were applying to when searching deem it "the perfect time" to try and contact you and try to bring you in?
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2014 13:07 |
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Crowley posted:Someone tell me why a Twitter account could be important for anything.
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2014 12:32 |
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I had an issue with a micromanaging team lead that was resolved by calmly and directly explaining how I work best, why I function that way, and how we can improve the productivity of the whole team if we communicate our expectations better to one another. For lots of managers, especially ones who are less emotionally intuitive but generally good people, this is plenty, and you don't always need to take the tough-guy "what you're doing is unacceptable" approach.
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2014 16:10 |
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# ¿ May 17, 2024 23:53 |
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nthalp posted:Apparently 40 TB of archive, irreplaceable data needs to be given Read/write access to the entire company. "The data integrity must be maintained" however. Backups? No... Too expensive.
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2014 16:20 |