The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

Cookie Kwan posted:

The OP is the voice of reason.

Moe's their leader :downs:

# ? Oct 9, 2013 07:32

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monsteroftheweek: Oct 9, 2012

MondayHotDog posted:

I've been called ugly, pug ugly, fugly, pug fugly, but never ugly ugly.

Hey, I may be ugly and hate-filled, but - wait, what was the last thing you said?

# ? Oct 9, 2013 09:44

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

Skeesix posted:

Moe's their leader

Now that's Moe like it.

# ? Oct 9, 2013 10:05

Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

Hogburto posted:

Now that's Moe like it.

Uncle Hogburto, my sodie is too cold. My teef hurt. :angel:

# ? Oct 9, 2013 10:37

Roark: Dec 1, 2009; A moderate man - a violently moderate man.

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Uncle Hogburto, my sodie is too cold. My teef hurt.

Oh, your "teef" hurt, huh? Your "teef" hurt? Well that's too freaking bad! You hear me? I'll tell you where you can put your freaking sodie too! :mad:

# ? Oct 9, 2013 13:15

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

Roark posted:

Oh, your "teef" hurt, huh? Your "teef" hurt? Well that's too freaking bad! You hear me? I'll tell you where you can put your freaking sodie too!

Now I expected this kind of language in D&D, but not here!

# ? Oct 9, 2013 13:17

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

Hogburto posted:

Now that's Moe like it.

And finally, Kid Moe.

# ? Oct 9, 2013 15:01

Women's Rights?: Nov 16, 2005; Ain't give a damn

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Uncle Hogburto, my sodie is too cold. My teef hurt.

If it�ll make you feel any better, I�ve learned life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Roark was dead.

# ? Oct 9, 2013 15:10

Roark: Dec 1, 2009; A moderate man - a violently moderate man.

Women's Rights? posted:

If it�ll make you feel any better, I�ve learned life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Roark was dead.

Oh, I'm only 25 and I've already got two mortal enemies!

# ? Oct 9, 2013 15:15

Moneypenny Dreadful: Jan 24, 2008; demon secretary

Roark posted:

Oh, I'm only 25 and I've already got two mortal enemies!

Hey! This is Richard Nixon's enemies list. You just crossed out his name and put yours.

# ? Oct 9, 2013 16:08

StupidSexyMothman: Aug 9, 2010

Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

Hey! This is Richard Nixon's enemies list. You just crossed out his name and put yours.

Gimme back that list for a sec.

Moneypenny.....Dreadful.

# ? Oct 9, 2013 16:22

LoanWolf: Mar 17, 2009

oldskool posted:

Gimme back that list for a sec.

Moneypenny.....Dreadful.

Oooh he card write good! :downs:

# ? Oct 9, 2013 17:17

A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

LoanWolf posted:

Oooh he card write good!

How very strange. His job description clearly specifies an illiterate!

# ? Oct 9, 2013 17:43

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Roark posted:

Oh, I'm only 25 and I've already got two mortal enemies!

We're under six!

And I'm a college student!

# ? Oct 9, 2013 17:46

Striking Yak: Dec 31, 2012

CatchrNdRy posted:

We're under six!

And I'm a college student!

Okay, Catchr, if anyone asks, you require 24-hour nursing care, LOCUST's a clergyman, Funky is seven people, and Cookie was wounded in Vietnam.

# ? Oct 9, 2013 17:59

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

Hogburto posted:

Now that's Moe like it.

... I think I can put the "pal" back in principal! :haw:

# ? Oct 9, 2013 18:23

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

Deviant posted:

And finally, Kid Moe.

And Apu Nahasa... pasa... well just Moe, just Moe.

# ? Oct 9, 2013 18:48

Women's Rights?: Nov 16, 2005; Ain't give a damn

Hogburto posted:

And Apu Nahasa... pasa... well just Moe, just Moe.

My name is already Women's Rights Funky Do Kwan Foxtrot FART HELL. God knows it's long enough without monsterofthewhatever :colbert:

# ? Oct 9, 2013 18:50

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

*singing* Stealing, stealing, stealing a car for Moe! Da da da da, da da da da da, insurance fraud today!

# ? Oct 9, 2013 19:52

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

Women's Rights? posted:

My name is already Women's Rights Funky Do Kwan Foxtrot FART HELL. God knows it's long enough without monsterofthewhatever

From now on, I'm only going to gooncamp for love

or possibly once more for money.

# ? Oct 9, 2013 19:54

Striking Yak: Dec 31, 2012

Skeesix posted:

From now on, I'm only going to gooncamp for love

or possibly once more for money.

...LOCUST, is Skeesix at Camp Granada?

# ? Oct 9, 2013 20:12

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

Striking Yak posted:

...LOCUST, is Skeesix at Camp Granada?

Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore?

# ? Oct 9, 2013 20:15

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Deviant posted:

Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore?

I'm taking you kids to the happiest place on Earth! Tijuana!

# ? Oct 9, 2013 20:27

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

IMJack posted:

I'm taking you kids to the happiest place on Earth! Tijuana!

IMJack, you can't judge a place you've never been to.

# ? Oct 9, 2013 20:29

Cookie Kwan: Dec 10, 2007; Stay away from the west side!

Hogburto posted:

IMJack, you can't judge a place you've never been to.

Yeah, that's what people do in Russia.

# ? Oct 9, 2013 21:16

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

IMJack posted:

I'm taking you kids to the happiest place on Earth! Tijuana!

South of the border,
Down Mexico way.
That's where i fell in love,
When stars above came out to play.

# ? Oct 9, 2013 21:37

ProfessorLoomis: Apr 5, 2007; I LUST FOR MONKEY DEATH

DrBouvenstein posted:

South of the border,
Down Mexico way.
That's where i fell in love,
When stars above came out to play.

I tried to drink a coke on the bus, and they took away my pass!

# ? Oct 9, 2013 21:40

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Roark posted:

Oh, I'm only 25 and I've already got two mortal enemies!

I'm aged 18-49, EVERYBODY listens to me!

# ? Oct 9, 2013 22:11

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

ProfessorLoomis posted:

I tried to drink a coke on the bus, and they took away my pass!

They got my bus pass! THEY GOT MY BUS PASS!! :supaburn:

# ? Oct 9, 2013 22:42

A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Striking Yak posted:

...LOCUST, is Skeesix at Camp Granada?

I told you last night, I don't know!

# ? Oct 9, 2013 22:54

Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

Skeesix posted:

From now on, I'm only going to gooncamp for love

or possibly once more for money.

I don't have your money here! It's at Roark's house and..and Cookie's house!

# ? Oct 9, 2013 23:05

ProfessorLoomis: Apr 5, 2007; I LUST FOR MONKEY DEATH

Funky See Funky Do posted:

I don't have your money here! It's at Roark's house and..and Cookie's house!

WHATDYA MEAN THE BANKS OUTTA MONEY!?

# ? Oct 9, 2013 23:06

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

ProfessorLoomis posted:

WHATDYA MEAN THE BANKS OUTTA MONEY!?

ook, ook, are you folks ready to go ape?

# ? Oct 9, 2013 23:19

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

CatchrNdRy posted:

ook, ook, are you folks ready to go ape?

A professional in an ape costume is STILL a professional :colbert:

# ? Oct 9, 2013 23:26

Striking Yak: Dec 31, 2012

Jerusalem posted:

A professional in an ape costume is STILL a professional

Ooh! Help me, Dr. Zaius!

# ? Oct 9, 2013 23:40

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Jerusalem posted:

A professional in an ape costume is STILL a professional

Aw, four A.M.? Now I'll never get back to...

_{"Magilla, Gorilla, Gorilla For Sale!" Hey! You shouldn't have oughta taken my banana, Mr. Peebles.}

# ? Oct 10, 2013 00:22

Cookie Kwan: Dec 10, 2007; Stay away from the west side!

Drink-Mix Man posted:

They got my bus pass! THEY GOT MY BUS PASS!!

They're poking every nook and cranny. Well, every cranny anyway, so far the nook is relatively- OH NO! :gonk:

# ? Oct 10, 2013 00:23

Roark: Dec 1, 2009; A moderate man - a violently moderate man.

Funky See Funky Do posted:

I don't have your money here! It's at Roark's house and..and Cookie's house!

No, no, no, do not listen to that man! Remain calm. You will all have a chance to be gouged!

# ? Oct 10, 2013 00:33

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Cookie Kwan posted:

They're poking every nook and cranny. Well, every cranny anyway, so far the nook is relatively- OH NO!

Done and done.

And I mean done.

# ? Oct 10, 2013 00:52

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Moneypenny Dreadful: Jan 24, 2008; demon secretary

Writer Cath posted:

Done and done.

And I mean done.

I've got to stop fantasizing about ~~Roark's Barry avatar~~ Lee Majors.

....ehhhh, one more.

# ? Oct 10, 2013 01:49

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