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Roark posted:Twinkle, twinkle, groovy cat. How I wonder where you at? I really love the way you cook. Just like me, when I wrote this book: How To Make Love To Roark, from the author of Happiness Is a Naked Roark, Journey To the Center of Roark, and the Joy of Cooking Roark. 
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Hold up... Maybe those quotes are medicinal. Oh, yeah, medicinal. Without them I might go...even...goonier?
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IMJack posted:I'm taking you kids to the happiest place on Earth! Tijuana! South of the border, Down Mexico way. That's where i fell in love, When stars above came out to play. 
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Oct 9, 2013 21:37
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Deviant posted:I tried to drink a Coke on the bus! You can punch me in the face if it'll make you feel better. 
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Oct 11, 2013 18:35
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Drink-Mix Man posted:The policeman on the street For no reason, Here's Dr.Bouvenstein.
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Oct 11, 2013 23:16
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:Stop kissing that cat and get in the car! Get that cat out of the way! 
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Oct 13, 2013 00:33
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Justin Godscock posted:With a MAN in the White House? Not likely! The president is a Demy-Crat! 
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Oct 13, 2013 02:21
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Mister Kingdom posted:The Thompsonnnnnnnnnnnssssssss..... Ooh, Ice Creamville! 
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Striking Yak posted:A little beer will put out that fire...HRRK You know that feeling you get when a thousand knives of fire are stabbing you in the heart? I got that right now... Ooh, bacon!
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Oct 13, 2013 18:58
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Mister Kingdom posted:I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN! Give her these. And these. And then these.
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Oct 14, 2013 01:54
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Jerusalem posted:Thank you Dr. Bouvenstein Oh, I'm not a doctor. This is probably the third time I've made this quote...and I'm ok with that.
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:I know that brooms are not your way, but we're in America now.  Abe! Supper's ready!
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Wait a minute...VogeGandire posted:The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved Deviant, and I call him Gamblor! We must save Deviant from his neon claws! One quote? MondayHotDog posted:I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch Cookie from his neon claws! Two quotes?! But he...but you can't...oh, my medication.
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Oct 15, 2013 15:51
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Relax, Frinky...these babies will be on the shelves while he's still grappling with the pickle matrix!
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I was really pissed with the Tomaco episode when they just showed up at the Simpsons farm, no damage, despite us seeing it on fire. Of course, had they included a "lampshade"/"fourth wall" joke about how it burned down, but someone rebuilt it in the same dilapidated state it was in previously, we'd hate that too, so, what I'm trying to say is, it was a motivated seller, and then a handy man's dream. Not sure if it was cozy, though...
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IMJack posted:Goons, your mod and his admin are involved in a very sticky, nutty, chewy, chocolatey -- put it away, boy! -- situation. You told me about that candy bar you found at work three times today!
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Striking Yak posted:That's mostly blood and vapour rub. But there's very little meat in these gym mats. 
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Oct 17, 2013 15:26
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Roark posted:At the risk of editorializing, these women are guilty, and must be dealt with in a harsh and brutal fashion. Otherwise, their behavior could incite other women leading to anarchy of biblical proportions. 
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:Hi, this is Jerry McGuire. Show me the message! Show me the message!! Hello mudder, Hello fadder. here I am at, Camp Grenda!
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jscolon2.0 posted:Goons can be so cruel. We can? Thanks colon!  *slaps Cookie*
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Cookie Kwan posted:Ow! Someone just punched me in the face. It was your moderator! 
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Oct 19, 2013 03:37
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Expand my brain, learning juice! Open the glove box and hand me my BRAIN MEDICINE! 
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Mister Kingdom posted:♫ When I was a little girl, I always dreamed of being in a Broadway audience. 
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Funky See Funky Do posted:No...no, I'll take care of it. God, who'd thought a whale would be so heavy!  Cheese it!
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Oct 20, 2013 05:45
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IMJack posted:That's some nice reckless driving, Mr. B! Eh, that's really more of a burgundy.
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Oct 20, 2013 20:01
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Hogburto posted:A sharper source of any help to you? The other day, I caught Cookie trying to dissect her rain coat.
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Oct 22, 2013 06:40
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Bjay9 posted:Do I hear the sound of butting in? It's gotta be little IMJack! Something Awful's answer to a question NO ONE ASKED! I don't know you, but I'm sure you're a jerk!
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Cookie Kwan posted:Erm, your youngest daughter. Walt Whitman? I HATE YOU WALT FREAKING Leaves of grass my rear end! 
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Cookie Kwan posted:Ohhhhh, they have the internet on computers now. Maude, eh?
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Ainsley McTree posted:Forget about the pin! When do we get the FREAKIN' GUNS?! I told you, you don't get a gun till you tell me your name. 
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Technogeek posted:That's going to replace the whale in me nightmares. Yar, I got nothing against ya, squiddy. I just heard there was gold in your belly!
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Luigi Thirty posted:Sorny! And Magnetbox! Listen, I'm not going to lie to you. Those are all superior machines. But if you like to post in TV IV, and I mean really post in it, you want the Carnivale. It features two-pronged USB plug, pre-molded keyboard well, durable outer casing to prevent fall apart...
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Everything Counts posted:Now, lets talk rust-proofing. The Coleco will rust up on you like that! Shut up, Everything, close the deal! No, not the balloon, I've been living in there! You know...just until things pick up...
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Drink-Mix Man posted:This better work, boy. I don't wanna wind up working on Jerusalem's emu farm. Your quote-bomb better work, Nerdlinger!
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Holy poo poo...I just found out that "Talkin' Softball" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkpyZws4bJ8 is not an original song,but a parody of some baseball song I had never heard before. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWKA9Zi5-_Y
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CatchrNdRy posted:jscolon, it's 4:30 in the morning. Little Rascals isn't until 6 There's a 4:30 in the morning, now?
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smashpro1 posted:Sherri, every day with you is like Guy Fawkes' Day! Then, I learned the true meaning of winter.
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Deviant posted:Did you ever see that movie, TRON? Yes.  Edit: No...I mean no.
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