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In our new thread tonight, the Simpsons Quote Thread finally gets the chance to show off the full range of their posting. Unfortunately, one goon didn't want that chance and refused to participate. But thanks to some creative account naming, you won't even notice. Show us what you got, TV IV!
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Oct 8, 2013 00:45
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ProfessorLoomis posted:I can't afford Somethingawful. I use Thingisbad.
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Oct 8, 2013 01:36
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Women's Rights? posted:Well the...the real posters won't...won't burn quite so fast in there... No fires! 
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Oct 8, 2013 18:15
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oldskool posted:...too much smiling. Come on honey, smile! I bet you've got a beautiful smile. Why don't you share it with the world?  There is no God!
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Oct 9, 2013 00:54
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Cookie Kwan posted:That was Writer Cath. You only get one chance with Writer Cath. Owww! Is that a new kind of mace? It's really painful!
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Oct 9, 2013 03:51
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LoanWolf posted:Oooh he card write good! How very strange. His job description clearly specifies an illiterate!
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Oct 9, 2013 17:43
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Striking Yak posted:...LOCUST, is Skeesix at Camp Granada? I told you last night, I don't know!
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Oct 9, 2013 22:54
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Everything Counts posted:Hey there, Blimpie Boy.... flying through the air so fancy-free... Up, up and away! In my beautiful, beautiful motorboat!
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Oct 11, 2013 00:52
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Funky See Funky Do posted:I'll kill that Mr Burns and wound that Mr Smithers! Don't you ever get tired of being wrong all the time?
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Oct 12, 2013 01:28
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Jerusalem posted:That poor dog... One, Poochie needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine. Two, whenever Poochie's not on screen, all the other characters should be asking "Where's Poochie"? Three-
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Oct 12, 2013 02:40
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Oh, why does my death keep coming back to haunt me?
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Oct 12, 2013 13:01
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Everything Counts posted:Because my mother taught me never to kiss a fool! Stop kissing that cat and get in the car!
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Oct 12, 2013 21:26
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Skeesix posted:Don't try to change me baby When I first met Skeesix, he was loud, crude and piggish. But I worked hard on him, and now he's a whole new person!
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Oct 13, 2013 11:48
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Jerusalem posted:But, LOCUST.... He's a whole new person! 
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Oct 13, 2013 11:59
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Hey! I am no longer illiterate. Hey! I thought I told you to stop licking my windows!
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Oct 14, 2013 13:54
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IMJack posted:A political debate in my own forum! I feel like a Kennedy. You, President? This is the greatest country in the world! We've got a whole system set up to prevent people like you from ever becoming president! Quit your daydreaming, melonhead!
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Oct 14, 2013 20:07
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jscolon2.0 posted:Las Vegas is a family town. Happy families. Do single people go to Las Vegas? We don't know. We don't want to know. Frankly, it's a market we can do without. Well, I hope you're all satisfied. You bankrupted a bunch of naive movie folks - folks from a Hollywood where values are... different. They weren't thinking about the money. They just wanted to tell a story, a story about a radioactive man, and you slick small-towners took 'em for all they were worth.
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Oct 16, 2013 04:15
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Who can tell me the atomic weight of Bolognium?
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Oct 17, 2013 17:03
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Jerusalem celebrates 40th wedding anniversary. Not pictured: Mrs. Jerusalem.
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Oct 18, 2013 02:35
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Cookie Kwan posted:And thing, it's only 5:30, why are you in your underwear? I have misplaced my pants.
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Oct 18, 2013 03:57
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Hogburto posted:You see, your crazy friend never heard of "the food chain". When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University!
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Oct 19, 2013 02:19
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Expand my brain, learning juice! Hey, Drink-Mix Man, you should try one of these smart drinks!  Oh, wow, I've wasted my life!
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Oct 19, 2013 19:58
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Everything Counts posted:Look at me, I'm a famous historian! Out of my way! What's this? "DON'T USE THESE TAGS"? Well, I don't need mod privileges, because I'm Everything Coun- (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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Oct 20, 2013 17:06
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IMJack posted:The pictures...! They're coming alive!!! Stupid movie, who invented these dumb things anyway? Was it you, IMJack?
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Oct 21, 2013 02:50
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Ainsley McTree posted:He spelled Yale with a 6 What, it's not Magaggie's birthday?
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Oct 22, 2013 23:02
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Local goon Everything Counts, shown here twirling a gun while smoking a cigar, has given us this screencap. It's a Close Encounter... of the Blurred Kind What a crappy screencap! 
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Oct 23, 2013 03:09
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Root Bear posted:My retinas have detached again! I had that dream again! 
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Oct 23, 2013 13:40
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Uh, oh, excuse me! Could you tell me where I might find the Fart Hell-O's?
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Oct 24, 2013 02:49
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mrfart posted:Dad, the mailman's here. 
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Oct 24, 2013 17:34
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:
Internet Explorer? I thought they took that off the market after all those hillbillies went blind!
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Oct 25, 2013 04:06
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Hogburto posted:You know, Deviant, you're not as objectionable as you seemed when we first met. Deviant was never stubborn, he always folded instantly over anything! It was as if he had no will of his own! Isn't that true Deviant?
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Oct 26, 2013 02:00
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Ovulate, drat you, ovulate! 
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Oct 26, 2013 03:48
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Skeesix posted:Well, this is depressing. Hey, I know what will cheer us up! Bowling!
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Oct 26, 2013 20:58
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Zero One posted:Poor Ned. His story is all tragedy. Sometimes I think God is teasing him, just like he teased Moses in the desert.
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Oct 27, 2013 18:02
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Women's Rights? posted:That fellow at Radio Shack said I was mad. Well who's mad now! Not me, I got this!  
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Oct 28, 2013 03:21
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MondayHotDog posted:Remember when I got caught stealing all those watches from Sears? Well, that's nothing because you have a gambling problem. And remember when I let that escaped lunatic in the house because he was dressed like Santa Claus? Well, you have a gambling problem! STEALING! How could you?! Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun?! WELL I DIDN'T HEAR ANYBODY LAUGHING, DID YOU?! Except at that guy who made sound effects! Brrrrrrm!! Vvvuuu vuuuu!! Ptthp pttthp ptthpt!! HONK HONK!! Kpewwwwwwwwwwww!! Hee hee hee!! Where was I? Oh yeah, stay out of my booze!
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Oct 28, 2013 19:44
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MondayHotDog posted:I am in flavor country. You sir, are worse than Hitler!
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Oct 29, 2013 05:06
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Writer Cath posted:
Wait a minute... Cath's scar is on the wrong side. She couldn't have been the evil left twin. That means the evil twin is, and always has been, Jerusalem!
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Oct 30, 2013 14:21
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I am evil Jerusalem! I am evil Jerusalem!
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Striking Yak posted:Hey, let's all hug Jerusalem! Are you goons hugging Jerusalem?
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Oct 30, 2013 16:22
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jscolon2.0 posted:You don't like me? I like you! I like you too jscolon2.0, but not in that way. You're more like a big sister!
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Oct 31, 2013 04:33
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