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LOCUST FART HELL posted:In our new thread tonight, the Simpsons Quote Thread finally gets the chance to show off the full range of their posting. Unfortunately, one goon didn't want that chance and refused to participate. But thanks to some creative account naming, you won't even notice. Show us what you got, TV IV! So we just transplant the thread? We're just going to trash the new thread too.
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Skeesix posted:A man with plenty of quotes is LESS likely to be a quotery dealer Hold up... Maybe those quotes are medicinal.
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Oct 8, 2013 18:37
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Cookie Kwan posted:No you shut up! If they're not having a go with the birds, they're having a row with the wankers!
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Oct 9, 2013 00:07
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Funky See Funky Do posted:The OP has no decency. He called me "Monkey See Monkey Do"! All this time I've been calling her Crandall! 
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Oct 9, 2013 02:30
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:Owww! Is that a new kind of mace? It's really painful! 
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Oct 9, 2013 04:01
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They should have called this thread Johnny Deformed!
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Oct 9, 2013 05:21
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Hogburto posted:And Apu Nahasa... pasa... well just Moe, just Moe. Hogburto de Beaumarchais!
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Oct 10, 2013 01:54
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Cookie Kwan posted:Failure is so dangerous. Just look at Roark's teeth! I need the biggest screenshot you have! No, that's too big.
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Oct 10, 2013 04:56
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Drink-Mix Man posted:The script might even work if you got rid of the talking pie. And that talking pie was really just a talking dog!
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Oct 10, 2013 20:43
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Luigi Thirty posted:I hate having parties. The toilet always gets backed up. Who's playing that music? And where's all that liquor coming fom?
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Oct 11, 2013 07:36
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Do you like pina colonics, and getting caught in the rain? If you like refund adjustments, And the music I play, Send a check to my friend Ralph, And he'll mail you a tape!
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Oct 11, 2013 17:42
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Vicissitude posted:Don't say revenge, don't say revenge... But why wound his body with bullets when I could set his soul afire with a slanderous mambo?
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Oct 12, 2013 02:16
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Oct 12, 2013 04:10
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ebilflindas posted:Das ist nicht eine boobie! ebilflindas, do you know what Schadenfreude is?
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Oct 12, 2013 05:44
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Notice I no longer say "libary" or "tommorry." I'll be teaching your goon riding, grooming, and at no extra charge, pronunciation.
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Oct 12, 2013 17:11
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Come on, Locust. It's like kissing a peanut! Overflowing with the oil and salt of its departed brothers?
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Oct 12, 2013 22:29
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:Couldn't Itchy share his pie with Scratchy? Then they would both have pie! Now BloodDesk, don't you eat this pie!
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Oct 13, 2013 02:46
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ShaqDiesel posted:Well here we are, the star of The Blue Lagoon, and me, a blue haired goon... what the? It's not your fault, ShaqDiesel. It's these lousy quoters. They make madder than a... yak in heat!
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Oct 13, 2013 06:45
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DrBouvenstein posted:You know that feeling you get when a thousand knives of fire are stabbing you in the heart? That's guilt. You feel guilty because your stunt wound up costing a man his job. 
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Oct 13, 2013 19:16
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Jorghnassen posted:We sell forbidden objects from places men fear to tread. We also sell frozen yogurt, which I call "Frogurt"! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOx09eKybDg
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Oct 13, 2013 22:12
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CatchrNdRy posted:you missed the best part, when Bart starts "Can we..." and then stops short due to Lisa's commanding hand gesture 
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Oct 14, 2013 00:24
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DrBouvenstein posted:Oh, I'm not a doctor. For all the latest medical poop Call Surgeon General C. Everett Bouvenstein
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Oct 14, 2013 03:34
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Sanguinia posted:Maybe if I fiddle with these knobs... Wait! Don't panic -- remember the advice your father gave you on your wedding day!
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Oct 14, 2013 04:59
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MondayHotDog posted:I'm aware of his work. I am familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda.
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Oct 14, 2013 15:25
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Hogburto posted:We now return to "Blood on the Blackboard: The Bart Simpson story"! Starring Richard Chamberlain as Principal Skinner, Joe Montegna as Fat Tony, Jane Seymour as the woman he loved, and TV's Doogie Howser, Neil Patrick Harris, as Bart Simpson! Oh, maybe TV is right. TV's always right! 
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Oct 15, 2013 04:41
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Your husband's work is what we call "outsider art". It could be by a mental patient, or a hillbilly, or a chimpanzee.
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Oct 15, 2013 15:10
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Oh, gee, a joke. Um... Um... Uh, funny, uh, okay. Uh, this guy walks into a bar and takes out a tiny piano and a twelve-inch pianist. Oh hoho, no, wait! I can't tell THAT one! I used to do a lot of tumbling in my act, but I'm phasing it out for more dirty limericks: "There once was a man named Enis..."
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Oct 15, 2013 23:19
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Cookie Kwan posted:"Well dear, you always wanted a compact" In over 15 pages, we have never had a female quoter. But that seems to be the way the wind is blowing these days. After all, we have female singers, female motorists...
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Oct 15, 2013 23:43
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Ain't that the truth!
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Do over Ham posted:Explain how. Do over Ham posted:Needs more dog. Do Over Ham, we've talked about you hogging all the quotes...
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Oct 16, 2013 02:00
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Everything Counts posted:Years of exposure to radiation has given me this otherworldly glow, and has left me as sterile as a Nevada boxing commissioner. By the power vested in my by the state gaming commission, I pronounce you man and wife. Here's ten dollars worth of chips. You may kiss the bride.
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Oct 16, 2013 03:03
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DrBouvenstein posted:I was really pissed with the Tomaco episode when they just showed up at the Simpsons farm, no damage, despite us seeing it on fire. Ah, yeah, well, whenever you notice something like that, a wizard did it.
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Oct 16, 2013 04:31
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Do over Ham posted:I'm a surfer! 
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Oct 16, 2013 06:47
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Cookie Kwan posted:I also fed some ducklings! Joe Banks, eighty-two years young, has come to this pond every day for the past seventeen years to feed the ducks. But last month Joe made a discovery. The ducks...were gone. Some say the ducks went to Canada. Others say, Toronto.
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Oct 17, 2013 05:28
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Do over Ham posted:Will you two stop saying "gummi" so much? I saw some Haribo at the grocery store, and remembered this quote... then ended up buying some
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Oct 17, 2013 20:59
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Cookie Kwan posted:We tried to flush Jerusalem down the toilet, but he got stuck and now we have to feed him. 
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Oct 18, 2013 02:31
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Luigi Thirty posted:No bowl, stick! Stick! If you really wanted us to be neater, you'd serve us out of one long bowl!
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Oct 18, 2013 03:47
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Oh, it's just Bart and a mysterious stranger! 
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Oct 18, 2013 04:27
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Oct 18, 2013 06:06
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What do you think Bjay9 is doing in there?
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MondayHotDog posted:Shut up, brain, or I'll stab you with a q-tip! No, my ears are really burning. I wanted to see inside so I lit a Q-Tip.
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:Hey, Drink-Mix Man, you should try one of these smart drinks! I don't know where you magic pixies came from...but I like your pixie drink!
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