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 The Best FCC Complaints About Satan and Groin-Kicking On The Simpsons
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Oct 19, 2013 20:23
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Well, duh. 
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Oct 20, 2013 01:36
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Mister Kingdom posted:Lousy Smarch weather! Hey, how come I get lice and nothing happens to Mister Kingdom?
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Oct 20, 2013 02:02
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Funky See Funky Do posted:To us, he was MondayHotDog the Consensus Builder. Where is your moderator now?! 
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Oct 20, 2013 03:01
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Luigi Thirty posted:I brought my Rappin' Ronny Reagan tape! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9EbOXYenJY
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Oct 21, 2013 02:17
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oldskool posted:
You're so learned, Papa Oldskool.
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Oct 22, 2013 14:59
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Nukular. It's pronounced....nukular.
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Ainsley McTree posted:He spelled Yale with a 6 Something Awful could use an international airport.
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Oct 22, 2013 23:13
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Drink-Mix Man posted:I'm not out of order. You're out of order. The whole freakin' system is out of order! You want the truth? You want the truth? You can't HANDLE the truth. 'Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo that was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do! Forget it, Ainsley McTree, it's Chinatown. What? Uh, um, yeah, uh, I just, I just wanted to say how great it is to finally see some chicks on the bench.
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Oct 23, 2013 01:25
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Everything Counts posted:
Local goon Everything Counts, shown here twirling a gun while smoking a cigar, has given us this screencap. It's a Close Encounter... of the Blurred Kind 
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Oct 23, 2013 02:59
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Everything Counts posted:Uhhhhh.... it's my first day. 
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Oct 23, 2013 04:50
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IMJack posted:Goodbye, Hogburto. Remember me as I am... Tell my beloved wife that my last thoughts were of her... blinding and torturing IMJack. Cheerio.
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Oct 24, 2013 01:12
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Jerusalem posted:
Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others. 
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Oct 24, 2013 06:34
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Cookie Kwan posted:We are not weiners! E-I is an acceptable ethnic variant.
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Oct 24, 2013 18:25
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The Dark One posted:I was sure you'd quote a previous post, because the Simpsons thread slopes down that way.
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Oct 25, 2013 00:35
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Hogburto posted:
 We need the outlet for our rock tumbler.
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Oct 25, 2013 03:34
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AKA Driver posted:PLUG IT IN! PLUG IT IN! The modem or the rock tumblr?
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Oct 25, 2013 03:47
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MondayHotDog posted:This one has purple stuff inside. Purple is a fruit. Fruit is nature's candy! 
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Oct 25, 2013 16:14
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AKA Driver posted:ShaqDiesel = white https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ishq5mApQ_Y
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Oct 26, 2013 02:06
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MondayHotDog posted:jscolon2.0 said the teachers will crack at any minute purple monkey dishwasher. 
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Oct 26, 2013 06:52
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Handsome Ralph posted:Ha! She's faking it. Dearest Edna, I must leave you. Why I cannot say. Where I am going you cannot know. How I will get there... I haven't decided yet. But one thing I can tell you, any time I hear the wind blow it will whisper the name... Edna. And so let us part with a love that will echo through the ages....
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Oct 26, 2013 16:23
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Everything Counts posted:...which I believe was some sort of hovercraft. Sorry, goons! There's the no such thing as hoverbikes! They're just a couple of Huffies on a fishing line! 
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Oct 27, 2013 19:37
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Luigi Thirty posted:I invested in something called NewsCorp. 
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Oct 28, 2013 02:16
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Skeesix posted:Oh! Soy! Soooooooy! You're up one million dollars! Now you've lost all but $600. You got greedy, Skeesix.
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Oct 28, 2013 05:52
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Funky See Funky Do posted:40% of all people know that. Well, what do you say to the accusation that your group has been causing more crimes than it's been preventing?
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Oct 28, 2013 15:34
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MondayHotDog posted:Don't bring home any more used crutches!  The Springfield Men's Shelter is giving away sixty soiled mattresses!
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Oct 28, 2013 18:17
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MondayHotDog posted:Can I be a boozehound? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2TVdDp4AvI
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Oct 28, 2013 20:15
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Do over Ham posted:I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch Jerusalem from his neon claws! Gambling is the finest thing a person can do... if you're good at it. You haven't won anything in months!
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Oct 29, 2013 07:11
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 Hyper-obesity: If you weigh more than 300 pounds, you qualify as disabled!
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Oct 29, 2013 17:10
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:Schindler es bueno, Señor HELL es el diablo. Señor HELL no es macho, Es solamente un borracho...
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Oct 29, 2013 18:30
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Drink-Mix Man posted:
Yeah! OK, OK, I believe you're innocent. Gee, I hope all our quotes are this much fun!
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Oct 29, 2013 22:13
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MondayHotDog posted:It's full of what?! Ah, yes. Jerusalem Syndrome. A delusion or psychosis of a religious nature while visiting Jerusalem.
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Oct 30, 2013 04:37
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It's the same song, you just replaced the dees with doos! 
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Oct 30, 2013 23:09
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Oct 31, 2013 21:03
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Women's Rights? posted:Actually, I don't know if I've ever heard Cookie Kwan play one of your albums... I mean, if you're the police, who will police the police?
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Oct 31, 2013 21:32
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CatchrNdRy posted:Lead Paint, Delicious But Deadly 
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Nov 1, 2013 00:00
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General Bort posted:The guys who wrote this show don't know squat. Itchy should have tied Scratchy's tongue with a taut-line hitch, not a sheet bend. If you quit posting, it'd be like an expert knot tier quitting a knot-tying contest right in the middle of tying a knot!
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Nov 1, 2013 00:30
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Jerusalem posted:Prepare for the end! Who needs the SA Mart? Now here's the tricky part: Oh won't you rhyme with me?
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Nov 1, 2013 03:33
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The Piper posted:uh, dad, that's his crotch.
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Nov 1, 2013 17:05
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Excelzior posted:I will have a single plum, floating in perfume, served in Everything Counts' hat. Gin... and tonic? Do they mix? 
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Nov 2, 2013 03:13
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