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Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

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Drink-Mix Man posted:

This dialogue has none of the wit and sparkle of Murphy Brown.

This pea soup is as weak as the acting. And nowhere near as hammy.

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Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

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Cookie Kwan posted:

Every Simpson dance now!

You are now pregnant with my child.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

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Luigi Thirty posted:

You see your epidermis means your hair so technically it's true.

Everything Counts is pregnant again?!

:supaburn:

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

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Baron Bifford posted:

This Variety article says that Krabapple isn't the one slated to die.

What is the policy of the producers regarding the loss of a cast member? Do they retire the character or hire another actor who can mimic the voice?

If I remember correctly, when the woman who voiced Lunchlady Doris died, she remained as an on-air character, but didn't speak.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

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Striking Yak posted:

They said I would never amount to anything, too. But look at me now, I quote The Simpsons! :haw:

Striking Yak, are you going to marry the Simpsons Quote Thread?

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

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MondayHotDog posted:

It's full of what?!

Uh... Jesus?

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

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Striking Yak posted:

Wow, a Jerusalem rookie card!

:slick: I am evil Jerusalem! I am evil Jerusalem!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

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Deviant posted:

This is a Writer Cath quote. It is worth nothing.

All I can be is myself :smith:

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

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CharlieFoxtrot posted:

It's the same song, you just replaced the dees with doos! :mad:

D'oh!

A deer!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

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Bjay9 posted:

I like pizza, I like bagels,
I like hot dogs with mustard and beer,
I'll eat eggplant,
I could even eat a baaaaaaaabyyy deer.
La-la-la-la-la-la-lalalalala,
who's that baby deer on the lawn.


:rolleyes: Look, just get rid of the sugar.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

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Striking Yak posted:

Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do! We do!

I knicked it in that split second when you let your guard down. And I'd do it again too. Good day.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

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Striking Yak posted:

Okay, to find Cookie, I just have to think like Cookie!

I'm a big two-eyed lame-o and I've had the same stupid avatar for-

The E/N subforum!

Do they still sell those frozen bananas?

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

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MondayHotDog posted:

You still didn't explain why Lenny bit you.

Delicious, but forbidden.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

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Lady, you're gorgeous.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

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Do over Ham posted:

drat their oily hides!



You don't have to sue me to get my pants off.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

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CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Gin... and tonic? Do they mix? :confused:

The secret ingredient is ... love?! All right who's been screwing with this thing?

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

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Perhaps looking at his writings will give me a clue about his madness.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Is Mister Kingdom going to kill us?

Shoot 'em all and let God sort 'em out.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

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Soon I will kill you.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

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Everything Counts posted:

Del Monte, eh? Enjoy them, old man. For they shall be your last.

But I wanted a peanut.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

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Justin Godscock posted:

I still like him better than Steinbrunner.

Then get me his non union Mexican counterpart!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

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IMJack posted:

But Senior Jerusalem es bueno. Senior Cath es el diablo.

What the-?! WHO TOLD YOU?

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

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Cookie Kwan posted:

No need for the blown gasket, Cath. I'll have IMJack back in one piece.

We're gonna sell him to Senior Woodchuck?

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

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Hogburto posted:

A mod of many probations is less likely to hurt IMJack than a mod whose probation numbers are low.

Here are the keys.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

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That's unpossible!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

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Hogburto posted:

I tackled a loafer at work today.

You ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

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Everything Counts posted:

Hey, come back! Those are prescription shoes!

My insulin!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

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IMJack posted:

Won't you join our tea party? It would be ever so...

Don't do it, Drink-Mix Man, it's a trick! Run! Run!!!

Use your imaginations, people!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

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Do over Ham posted:

No one is gay for Do over Ham.

New York is thatta way, my man.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

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DrBouvenstein posted:

I am called Ham, because of my love of Ham radio.

Tastes like more of a honey glaze.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

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Cookie Kwan posted:

But listen to the music. He's evil!

Let's hug him again!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

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Mayo and Catsup posted:

That's it, go to your room!

And that's when I got mad.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

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Hogburto posted:

I think he should have to take a different oath.

I'd sell my soul for a Formula 1 Racecar.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

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Drink-Mix Man posted:

:) So where to eat? You like Thai?

:) Tie good. You like shirt?

Writer Cath, nodding politely.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

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Everything Counts posted:

Oh this is just great. First Writer Cath wrecks my pig, then Jersualem steals my orchestra, and now Charlie Foxtrot's in my cooler!

I nicked it in that split second when you let your guard down; and I'd do it again too. Good day.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

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Jerusalem posted:

Don't quote anything!?! I'LL QUOTE WHATEVER I LIKE! :toughguy:

*destroys posting history*

If only someone could tame him.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

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The Dark One posted:

Wait a minute. Make that... four months' probation.

Aww, I can't hold it in anymore. I hate this place!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

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Everything Counts posted:

Hide your shame, Drink-Mix!

Pride?

Less shame?

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

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CatchrNdRy posted:



♫Crazy....

crazy for feeling so lonely.... ♫


Hospital please.

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Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

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Jerusalem posted:

Where he was pronounced dead.

Send a ham to the widow.

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