The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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Pander: Oct 9, 2007; Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

No fires!

I start fires! :downs:

# ¿ Oct 8, 2013 18:32

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# ¿ May 2, 2024 14:22

Pander: Oct 9, 2007; Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.

CatchrNdRy posted:

2...4...6...8 Deviant's crime was really great,

Great meaning large or immense,

We use it in the pejorative sense!

What he meant is that Monster Island is actually a peninsula! :eng101:

# ¿ Oct 8, 2013 20:17

Pander: Oct 9, 2007; Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.

IMJack posted:

I'm gonna get me a toilet!

MY TOOLSHED!

# ¿ Dec 12, 2013 21:06

Pander: Oct 9, 2007; Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

It's the four elephants of the apocalypse!

Where's my elephant?

# ¿ Dec 16, 2013 01:15

Pander: Oct 9, 2007; Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.

Elfface posted:

You call that a knife? THIS is a knife!

...oooh, down I go...

The American, Drederick Tatum, does a triumphant turkey trot over the supine Elfface. One's thoughts turn to Alexander of Macedon's victories at Granicus and Issus.

# ¿ Dec 16, 2013 16:21

Pander: Oct 9, 2007; Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.

Writer Cath posted:

Let me ask you this. What kind of quote thread is open at two in the morning and filled with rowdy revelers?

...

Er, uh, the best drat quote thread in town!

# ¿ Dec 20, 2013 20:30

Pander: Oct 9, 2007; Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.

jscolon2.0 posted:

I did watch an episode of Matlock last night. The sound was off, but I think I got the gist of it.

That was a right-pretty speech, sir. But I ask you, what is a contract? jscolon2.0 defines it as "an agreement under the law which is unbreakable." Which is unbreakable!

# ¿ Dec 27, 2013 16:22

Pander: Oct 9, 2007; Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.

jscolon2.0 posted:

I think I'm coveting my own wife.

I've done everything the Bible says! Even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!

# ¿ Dec 27, 2013 18:31

Pander: Oct 9, 2007; Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.

Samuel Clemens posted:

Yes, but doesn't the bible also say "Thou shalt not take moochers into thy hut"?

It's in Revelations, people!

# ¿ Dec 27, 2013 19:10

Pander: Oct 9, 2007; Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.

IMJack posted:

You tell Mr. Saul Bellow, the Nobel prize-winning Jewish novelist, that I lost my appetite.

AW WEVOIW!

# ¿ Dec 30, 2013 21:33

Pander: Oct 9, 2007; Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.

DrBouvenstein posted:

I know that part...but what the gently caress does "leaves of four, eat some more" mean and why does Homer find it funny?

Yeah, well Scooby Doo can doo-doo, but Jimmy Carter is smarter.

# ¿ Dec 31, 2013 16:45

Pander: Oct 9, 2007; Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

# ¿ Dec 31, 2013 16:51

Pander: Oct 9, 2007; Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.

MondayHotDog posted:

That's why I'm condensing six pounds of spaghetti into one handy mouth sized bar.

If you're trying to scare me, it won't work. I'm 100% focused on my goal. Hey, my hat has ear-flaps.

# ¿ Dec 31, 2013 20:04

Pander: Oct 9, 2007; Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Your uncle Arthur used to have a saying: "Shoot 'em all and let God sort 'em out!"

Unfortunately, one day put his theory into practice. It took 75 federal marshalls to bring him down. Now let's never speak of him again.

Drink-Mix Man, Drink-Mix Man...about yea high, blue hair, big dent in her forehead?

# ¿ Jan 3, 2014 18:42

Pander: Oct 9, 2007; Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.

Root Bear posted:

WE LIKE ROY! WE LIKE ROY!

I'm sick of you people, you're nothing but a pack of fickle mush heads!

# ¿ May 2, 2014 15:58

Pander: Oct 9, 2007; Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.

Everything Counts posted:

Do over, I'm going to tell you what I told Redford: It ain't gonna happen.

Look at me, I'm Everything Counts! Out of my way!

# ¿ May 7, 2014 17:00

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# ¿ May 2, 2024 14:22

Pander: Oct 9, 2007; Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.

Spiffster posted:

♪ Don't turn your tail and run! ♪

♪ Something something then you'll see

You'll avoid catastrophe! ♪

...doh!

# ¿ May 13, 2014 15:12

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