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Women's Rights? posted:While you wait, why not buy a Simpsons Quote Thread cap or T-shirt? You have the right to remain fabulous! Check it out, Everything Counts kicking Mohammar Qadaffi in the butt. A timeless classic. Now two for a dollar.
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CatchrNdRy posted:sorry Surly Shut up.
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Oh, maybe TV is right. TV's always right! Are you hugging the TV?
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Beer beer beer! Bed bed bed! 
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Mister Kingdom posted:They keep all the jerks on page 16. The world has already taken note of our accomplishments. Page 16 has moved up to #299 on the list of this thread's most livable pages. Take that, Page 12!
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Frink posted:No foot-longs! My Ding-a-Ling! My Ding-a-Ling!
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Jorghnassen posted:Oh, he quote post good. Jorghnassen fail English? That's unpossible!
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Jerusalem posted:What the? The Catholic Church? I wonder if they can provide faster nudity? I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobaud Internet connection to a 1.5 megabit fiber optic T1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router that's compatible with my token ring ethernet LAN configuration? It's a ring toss game. 
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:I had that dream again! Have you been up all night eating cheese?
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Moneypenny Dreadful posted:Good morning, fellow goon. You'll notice that I am now a model poster. Dear Moneypenny Dreadful, as I write this, I am very sad. Our mod has been overthrown and replaced by the benevolent general LOCUST FART HELL. All hail LOCUST FART HELL and his glorious new regime! Sincerely, Little Goon.
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MondayHotDog posted:Moneypenny! Get out of the Spirit of St. Louis! MondayHotDog! That care belonged to Bonnie and Clyde, show some respect. 
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:I failed quoting? That's not possible! It's Kurns, you idiot!
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I was in the same bar as Dan Castellaneta tonight. The strength I had to not yell out, "Don't you hate pants?"
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Elfface posted:Hey, are you a loan shark? Do you understand how finance works? You are fully bonded and licensed by the city, aren't you, Mr. Plow?
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MondayHotDog posted:I am disgusted with the way goons are depicted on Something Awful. We are not all vibrant, fun-loving sex maniacs. Many of us are bitter, resentful individuals who remember the good old days when threads were bland and inoffensive. The following is a list of words I never want to see quoted again. Number one: Bra. Number two: Horny. Number three: Family Jewels. When I read your thread, I don't see one wrinkled face or single toothless grin. For shame! To the sickos at TVIV.
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Upworthy Springfield is my new favorite thing.
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Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals...except the weasel.
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Dear Ninjasaurus, you've got a butt that won't quit.
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Jerusalem posted:Well would you just look at this place. Thread full of unoptimized gifs, post tags not properly closed off, OP a mess, stacks of old quotes from.... TWENTY YEARS AGO!?! A disheveled and malnourished goon found posting in his own filth, seems confused and socially awkward. I don't like being in this thread Jerusalem. For one thing, there are too many fat goons.
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Skeesix posted:Aw that's what do over ham was missing. Now for what we all came to this thread for for, HARD CORE NUDITY!
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The Nastier Nate posted:I didn't know Springfield had a Russian district. You're gonna go see the bear in the little car, huh?
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Martytoof posted:No, not Brown! Brown! -- brown -- brown -- brown Mmmm, Brown. Heckuva school. Weren't you at Brown, TMMadman?
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NEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDD!
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Gin_Rummy posted:Hey, Do over Ham! You want a job in my factory? I don't know Gin_Rummy, Do over Ham's a pretty big wheel down at the cracker factory.
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IMJack posted:Those kids are, like, so sweet. Dude you did not smile, we eat for free. C'mon Shoshana, let's roll. http://www.postpoems.org/authors/magic8ballslie/poem/622279
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Hey, look at me! I'm the Prime Minister of Ireland! 
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