The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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Bjay9: May 3, 2011; Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

Pander posted:

What he meant is that Monster Island is actually a peninsula!

Goons, I don't want to alarm you, but there may be a boogeymod or boogeymods in the house!

# ¿ Oct 8, 2013 20:42

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# ¿ May 2, 2024 02:14

Bjay9: May 3, 2011; Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

IMJack posted:

Aww, isn't that nice. Break out the tear gas, boys.

Bake 'em away, toys.

# ¿ Oct 11, 2013 18:15

Bjay9: May 3, 2011; Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

Everything Counts posted:

Because my mother taught me never to kiss a fool!

Everything Counts loves Drink-Mix Man!

# ¿ Oct 12, 2013 17:37

Bjay9: May 3, 2011; Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

IMJack posted:

I want to show you a book, Cookie.

The Big Book of British Smiles.

"Kippers for breakfast, Aunt Helga? Is it St. Swithin's Day already"?

"Tis," replied Aunt Helga

# ¿ Oct 14, 2013 07:52

Bjay9: May 3, 2011; Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

Drink-Mix Man posted:

We had an agreement: your sisters don't come here after six, and I stop eating your lipstick.

What's going on! And I want the non-gay explanation! :argh:

# ¿ Oct 15, 2013 05:45

Bjay9: May 3, 2011; Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

Roark posted:

This is the worst day of my life!

First thing tomorrow morning, I'm gonna punch Roark in the back of the head!

# ¿ Oct 16, 2013 16:40

Bjay9: May 3, 2011; Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

IMJack posted:

Oh, bad dog! Look at that, right on Drink-Mix Man's lawn. Now how could you do such a thing? _{Good boy, don't stop now.} Bad dog, I condemn you to Hell.

And you remember Matthew... 21-17?

# ¿ Oct 17, 2013 17:56

Bjay9: May 3, 2011; Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

ShaqDiesel posted:

Luigi where are those metal dealies you use to...dig...food?

Alright, alright you win. I see you've played Knifey-Spoony before!

# ¿ Oct 18, 2013 05:12

Bjay9: May 3, 2011; Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

Cookie Kwan posted:

What do you think Bjay9 is doing in there?

# ¿ Oct 18, 2013 06:02

Bjay9: May 3, 2011; Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

No, my ears are really burning. I wanted to see inside so I lit a Q-Tip.

And you must be the man who didn't know if he had a pimple or a boil.

# ¿ Oct 19, 2013 14:58

Bjay9: May 3, 2011; Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

IMJack posted:

Mr Bjay9, with all due respect, oldskool didn't quote anything.

Do I hear the sound of butting in? It's gotta be little IMJack! Something Awful's answer to a question NO ONE ASKED! :supaburn:

# ¿ Oct 22, 2013 15:22

Bjay9: May 3, 2011; Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

IMJack posted:

Zeppelin ruuu_{uuu_{uuu_{uuu_uuules!}}}

Have the Rolling Stones killed.

# ¿ Oct 23, 2013 05:44

Bjay9: May 3, 2011; Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

Hogburto posted:

We just move 1 space at a time. It's less fun that way.

Hey, goons! Nachos, BJay9 style, that's cucumbers with cottage cheese!

# ¿ Oct 23, 2013 20:45

Bjay9: May 3, 2011; Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

Jerusalem posted:

Uhhh... there's been some talk about you and The Dark One constantly holding hands....

What we need is a symbol that says: "We're gay and Republican! :gay:

# ¿ Oct 24, 2013 07:22

Bjay9: May 3, 2011; Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

Drink-Mix Man posted:

This contest is over! Give that man the ten thousand dollars!

Um, Drink-Mix Man, 10% of $100 million isn't $10,000... it's...

:siren:

CODE BLUE! CODE BLUE! :siren:

# ¿ Oct 24, 2013 18:40

Bjay9: May 3, 2011; Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

jscolon2.0 posted:

Oh right. I can't walk.

Eh, I guess I'll walk home.

# ¿ Oct 25, 2013 17:27

Bjay9: May 3, 2011; Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

Ainsley McTree posted:

Forget about the pin! When do we get the FREAKIN' GUNS?!

I'd kill you if I had my gun! :argh:

# ¿ Oct 26, 2013 01:37

Bjay9: May 3, 2011; Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

oldskool posted:

can buy many peanuts!

Nine hundred dollary-doos?!? oldskool! Did you accept a six hour collect call from the Forums? :australia:

# ¿ Oct 30, 2013 16:00

Bjay9: May 3, 2011; Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

Mister Kingdom posted:

A female deer!

I like pizza, I like bagels,
I like hot dogs with mustard and beer,
I'll eat eggplant,
I could even eat a baaaaaaaabyyy deer.
La-la-la-la-la-la-lalalalala,
who's that baby deer on the lawn.

# ¿ Oct 31, 2013 01:30

Bjay9: May 3, 2011; Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

MondayHotDog posted:

Stop that, you're hurting it.

Women will like what I tell them to like, Monday.

# ¿ Nov 2, 2013 03:56

Bjay9: May 3, 2011; Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

If you're happy and you know it say a swear!

Mittens!

# ¿ Nov 3, 2013 17:56

Bjay9: May 3, 2011; Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Goons don't have keys!

Hey, CharlieFoxtrot! You want a job in my factory?

# ¿ Nov 5, 2013 05:23

Bjay9: May 3, 2011; Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

You don't a have a factory.

Well, no offense Charlie but what you don't know could fill a warehouse.

# ¿ Nov 5, 2013 08:46

Bjay9: May 3, 2011; Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

Writer Cath posted:

You ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?

Ugh, you're not going to like our N.Y.P.D Shoe sketch... it's pretty much the same thing.

# ¿ Nov 6, 2013 03:35

Bjay9: May 3, 2011; Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

Roark posted:

Well, no offense Charlie, but what you don't know could fill a warehouse.

So you think you know better than this family, huh? Well as long as you're in my house, you'll do what I do and believe what I believe! So butter your bacon!

# ¿ Nov 6, 2013 17:14

Bjay9: May 3, 2011; Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

jscolon2.0 posted:

One of these goons is a cannibal. I think you'll be pleasantly surprised which one.

Hey, where is CharlieFoxtrot and that goon who eats people and takes their faces?

# ¿ Nov 6, 2013 20:46

Bjay9: May 3, 2011; Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

Roark posted:

I'm right here, Bjay9!

Okay then. Where is CharlieFoxtrot?

# ¿ Nov 6, 2013 20:54

Bjay9: May 3, 2011; Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

Senior Woodchuck posted:

Your honor, we object to the term "urine-soaked hellhole" when he could have said "pee-pee-soaked heck hole."

Cheerfully withdrawn!

# ¿ Nov 7, 2013 19:29

Bjay9: May 3, 2011; Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

ShaqDiesel posted:

Endut! Hoch hech!

What the hell was that?!

# ¿ Nov 8, 2013 06:13

Bjay9: May 3, 2011; Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

Drink-Mix Man posted:

We're going to sell him to Mr. Nikopopolous?

You're a dull boy, Drink-Mix Man.

# ¿ Nov 12, 2013 20:16

Bjay9: May 3, 2011; Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

Everything Counts posted:

Hide your shame, Drink-Mix!

Everything Countsie, I can see your doodle!

# ¿ Nov 13, 2013 05:31

Bjay9: May 3, 2011; Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

MondayHotDog posted:

You must be the man who didn't know if he had a pimple or a boil.

It was a gummy bear :downs:

# ¿ Nov 18, 2013 05:41

Bjay9: May 3, 2011; Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

CatchrNdRy posted:

MrTpug this is a Girls Scout thread.

Is it? Or is it that you goons can't admit that you have a problem?

# ¿ Nov 19, 2013 06:16

Bjay9: May 3, 2011; Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2013/11/15/simpsons_streaming_on_fxx_soon_time_for_the_simpsons_clip_database.html

Oh, a joke! I get jokes.

Uhh... I'd also like to express my fondness for that particular... joke.

# ¿ Nov 19, 2013 22:25

Bjay9: May 3, 2011; Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

Women's Rights? posted:

Coming Eudora!

Goodbye, Mr. Women's Rights?. If I ever play Pet Island Hall, I'll give you a call.

# ¿ Nov 20, 2013 02:53

Bjay9: May 3, 2011; Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

CatchrNdRy posted:

Dear 'Life in These United States,' a funny thing happened to me

Dear Mr. Moderator,

There are too many sub forums nowadays. Please eliminate three.

I am not a crackpot!

# ¿ Nov 20, 2013 19:23

Bjay9: May 3, 2011; Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

IMJack posted:

"Seamless, huh?"
"... You're fired."
"And with good cause!"

And the forums called and said that if you don't post tomorrow, don't bother posting on Monday.

# ¿ Nov 23, 2013 08:28

Bjay9: May 3, 2011; Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

MondayHotDog posted:

Right here, right behind the drunk.

How long will it take you to flood this thread with poo poo posts again?

# ¿ Nov 26, 2013 02:32

Bjay9: May 3, 2011; Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

MondayHotDog posted:

Four minutes.

And so, one thread's brief flirtation with goldmining ended in a joyous remarriage to Lady Probation. Congratulations, Simpsons Quote thread! We wish you the very best!

# ¿ Nov 26, 2013 02:37

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# ¿ May 2, 2024 02:14

Bjay9: May 3, 2011; Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

Drink-Mix Man posted:

And that horrible act of child abuse became one of our most beloved running gags.

Those kids are like, so sweet. :smith:

If only they had peewee hockey when I was a lad :sigh:

Oh well :black101:

# ¿ Nov 27, 2013 00:49

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