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Hogburto posted:"To overcome the first page curse, simply quote a Bible verse!" Everything's too damned expensive these days! Look at this Bible I just bought. Fifteen bucks! And talk about a preachy book; everyone's a sinner! ...except this guy.
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Corte posted:You know me I like my posts cold, my mods loud and my goons flaming. 
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Oct 8, 2013 05:46
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Roark posted:Well, sure, the Roarkiac-7 looks impressive...don't touch it...but I predict that within 100 years, computers will be twice as powerful, 10,000 times larger, and so expensive that only the five richest posters in YLLS will own them. Hey Skeesix, they have the internet on computers now!
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Oct 8, 2013 13:45
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Writer Cath posted:You haven't been around women for a looooooong time, have you? He became Charlene back in '76. Then he joined that cult. I think his name is Mother Shabubu now.
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Oct 9, 2013 03:12
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MondayHotDog posted:You threw them out the window in a fit of passion. You said you were never going to need them again. This became a hardcore pornography thread so gradually I hardly even noticed.
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Oct 9, 2013 03:58
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Moneypenny Dreadful posted:I've got to stop fantasizing about Moneypenny, stop blowing my sex! I mean your sax, your sax, stop it.
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Oct 10, 2013 03:20
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Luigi Thirty posted:Dear Lord, look at that blimp! He's hanging from a balloon! Hey there, Blimpie Boy.... flying through the air so fancy-free...
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Oct 10, 2013 15:00
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Hogburto posted:Desserts aren't always right. Mmm, sacrilicious.
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Oct 10, 2013 21:23
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:
Whoa, man--my shoes are talking to me! Don't worry, Everything--we won't hurt you. We only want to have some fun...
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Oct 12, 2013 03:06
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The guy's so high. He doesn't even know that's Dave!
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ebilflindas posted:Das ist nicht eine boobie! No one who speaks German could be an evil man!
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Oct 12, 2013 05:33
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Funky See Funky Do posted:'Tis true. I took many a lump, but 'twas all in good fun. Immig'ants! I knew it was them. Even when it was the bears, I knew it was them!
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Oct 12, 2013 16:02
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Dear Mr. Simpson, I've taken the liberty of preparing your speech on the enclosed numbered 3x5 cards. All the big words are spelled FO-NEH-TIC-ALL-LY. Because my mother taught me never to kiss a fool!
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Oct 12, 2013 17:32
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Come on, Locust. It's like kissing a peanut! Drink-Mix, I don't want that thing in my house.
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Oct 12, 2013 22:26
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Funky See Funky Do posted:I remember another gentle visitor from the heavens. He came in peace, and then died, only to come back to life. And his name was... E.T., The Extraterrestrial. I love that little guy. Goons, let me tell you about another so-called wicked guy. He had long hair, and some wild ideas, and he didn't always do what other people thought was right. And that man's name was... I forget. But the point is... I forget that, too. Cookie, you know who I'm talking about! He used to drive that blue car.
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Oct 12, 2013 23:43
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ShaqDiesel posted:Well here we are, the star of The Blue Lagoon, and me, a blue haired goon... what the? Now for my favorite part of the forum... What does that say? Talk to the audience? Ugh, this is always death...
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Oct 13, 2013 06:13
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Do over Ham posted:I only-a consider you scum compared-a to Krusty. Hey Moe! What's-a da matter? You no-a speaka with your accent no more!
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Oct 13, 2013 09:45
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Luigi Thirty posted:Wanna comb it? I don't know what you have planned for this evening, Luigi, but count me out.
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Oct 13, 2013 21:02
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Charlie, as you know, we've been swimming, and we've developed a taste for it. We both agree that getting our own pool is the only way to go. Now before you respond, you must understand that your refusal to would result in months and months of  Can we have a pool dad?  Can we have a pool dad? Can we have a pool dad? Can we have a pool dad? Can we have a pool dad?
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Oct 13, 2013 22:22
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Luigi Thirty posted:Dead tired of baby proofers who don't give a free estimate! Yeah, I probably won't be able to get the parts I need for two, three weeks and that's if I order them today--which I won't.
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Oct 13, 2013 22:57
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IMJack posted:And that's the tooth! IMJack, thanks to television, I can't remember what happened eight minutes ago. No, really, I can't! It's a serious problem.  What are we all laughing about?
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Oct 14, 2013 04:50
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Jerusalem posted:Is that what Osaka Seafood Concern is all about? Get out of my way, all of you! This is no place for loafers! Join me or die! Can you do any less?
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Oct 15, 2013 03:27
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Do over Ham posted:Then we figured out we could park them in front of the TV. That's how I was raised, and I turned out TV. Nothing you say can upset us. We're the MTV Generation! We feel neither highs nor lows.
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Oct 15, 2013 06:09
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Do over Ham posted:What's it like? Eh.
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Oct 15, 2013 06:46
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Do not attempt sexual relations, as years of TV radiation have left your genitals withered and useless. Years of exposure to radiation has given me this otherworldly glow, and has left me as sterile as a Nevada boxing commissioner.
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Oct 16, 2013 02:53
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Do over Ham posted:Look, DrBouvenstein, I'm the jealous jockey! Look, DrBouvenstein, Do over's stupid and I'm with him!
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Oct 16, 2013 05:42
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jscolon2.0 posted:Whacking Day is a sham! It was originally conceived in 1922 as an excuse to beat up on the Irish! We had to use the word 'dickety,' because the Kaiser had stolen our word for twenty!
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Oct 17, 2013 03:06
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Jerusalem posted:I can still eat corn on the cob if you mash it up into a fine paste... now that's good eatin'! I told you, no ethnic foods!
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Oct 18, 2013 03:42
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Jorghnassen posted:It's 11 o'clock, do you know where your children are? 
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Oct 18, 2013 04:21
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Do over Ham posted:That sandwich took a bite out of me!  For the love of God help me! I've been stuck out here for four days and a turtle took my teeth! ...there he is! Come back here, you! I'll fix you! ...owww, he bit me with my own teeth!
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Oct 19, 2013 05:02
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Writer Cath posted:I have a small part in a Broadway musical. It's not much, but it's a start. Give me the rent! I must have the rent! Dollars, quarters, nickels; I need it all right now!
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Oct 19, 2013 18:43
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DrBouvenstein posted:When I was a little girl, I always dreamed of being in a Broadway audience.  I wanted a gif of Milhouse shooting a spitball at the cast of Cats but this might actually be better.
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Oct 19, 2013 20:07
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Mayo and Catsup posted:Do I ever, it's five years later and I still think I'm a chicken! I'm a chicken, mrfart! Look at me, I'm a famous historian! Out of my way!
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Oct 20, 2013 16:34
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MondayHotDog posted:That's a bran muffin! There's a bug on that.
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Oct 22, 2013 04:04
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:What? Uh, um, yeah, uh, I just, I just wanted to say how great it is to finally see some chicks on the bench.  The Catholic Church. We've made a few.... changes.
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Oct 23, 2013 02:43
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Local goon Everything Counts, shown here twirling a gun while smoking a cigar, has given us this screencap. It's a Close Encounter... of the Blurred Kind LOCUST FART HELL posted:What a crappy screencap! jscolon2.0 posted:This fog is so thick, I can't see my own cataracts! Uhhhhh.... it's my first day.
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Oct 23, 2013 03:45
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Writer Cath posted:Delicious, but forbidden! Mmm, sacrilicious.
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Oct 24, 2013 03:29
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Ainsley McTree posted:That's Something Awful for you. One day you're the most important guy that ever lived, the next day you're some goon working in a box factory. My dad's a pretty big wheel down at the cracker factory.
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Oct 24, 2013 04:34
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Cookie Kwan posted:At least I'm not stuck at the cracker factory like Everything Counts. I am the Angel of Death. The time of purification is at hand.
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Jerusalem posted:Oh sure we could smarten up the quotes for you like this, but when we'd have the duller goons posting in here, furrowing their brows and using emoticons in a vain attempt to understand the situation. I'm losing my perspicacity!
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Drink-Mix Man posted:(What does that mean? Better say something or they'll think you're stupid.) That's it. I'm outta here.
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