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ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

Women's Rights? posted:

Well the...the real posters won't...won't burn quite so fast in there...

Oi...that monkey is going to pay.

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ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

Hogburto posted:

I'm not the one who puts butter in your coffee.

Hogburto there are many options available for dangerously underweight individuals like yourself.

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

Do people worship it?

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

Women's Rights? posted:

HEY MA! Lookit that pointy haired goon! :haw:

Well here we are, the star of The Blue Lagoon, and me, a blue haired goon... what the?

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

Luigi Thirty posted:

We're here! We're queer! Get used to it We don't want any more bears!

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013
I love you, Dr. Bouvenstein!

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

Down With People posted:

Yes, but only by night. By day, I'm a mild-mannered poster for a major Something Awful megathread. :reject:

Oh a smug, sarcastic SA goon...you must be a real devil with the ladies.

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

Do over Ham posted:

Needs more dog.

Are you absolutely sure that's wise, Ham? I mean, I don't want to sound pretentious here, but Itchy and Scratchy comprise a dramaturgical dyad.

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

Who can tell me the atomic weight of Bolognium?

What's a battle?

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

Parsley posted:

Yes but doesn't the Bible also say do not take moochers into thy... hut.

Maybe somewhere towards the back...

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

Luigi Thirty posted:

No bowl, stick! Stick!

Luigi where are those metal dealies you use to...dig...food?

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

Do over Ham posted:

That sandwich took a bite out of me!

In Rand McNally hamburgers eat people :science:

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

Everything Counts posted:

There's a bug on that.

The bee bit my bottom, now my bottom's big! :supaburn:

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

oldskool posted:

SEX CAULDRON? I thought they closed that place down!

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

Writer Cath posted:

Delicious, but forbidden!

Tut, tut, gentle Cath, forbearance is the watchword. That triumvirate of twinkies merely overwhelmed my resolve.

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

Ainsley McTree posted:

I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my posts are.

Hahaha...It's true, it's true. We're so lame!

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

Whorelord posted:

Any time I hear the wind blow, it will whisper the name... Edna

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

Hogburto posted:

What the balding fatass?

You mean the drunken gambler?

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013
Ahhh, that sweet Carolina smoke...

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

MondayHotDog posted:

I thought the Generals were due!

They don't call me 'Colonel Homer' because I'm some dumbass Army guy.

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

oldskool posted:

Deviant! I thought I told you to trim those sideburns!

Can't....lift....arm....or....speak....at....normal....rate

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Cobras! Coooobraass!

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

jscolon2.0 posted:

The city of Earth Capitol was built on a stagnant swamp some 200 years ago, and very little has changed. It stank then, and it stinks now.

Maybe jscolon has a point about the wheels of capitalism being oiled with the blood of the workers.

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

MondayHotDog posted:

No. It's pretty big. :(

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

I know you feel a little silly saying the same four words over and over, but you shouldn't. You're making people happy, and that's a very hard thing to do.

A part of us all!

A part of us all!

A PART OF US ALL!

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

Striking Yak posted:

MOOOOOOD! ROOT BEAR'S SWEARING!

Watch the potty mouth, honey.

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

Writer Cath posted:

You ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?

Hey we got your underpants, Mr ex-principal, and there's nothing you can do about it!

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

Hogburto posted:

You're living in the past, Marge. Quit living in the past.

Your right-fielder's been dead for 130 years.

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

Root Bear posted:

Я имею радио ветчины



Endut! Hoch hech!

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

Why'd they make that one muppet out of plastic?

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

MondayHotDog posted:

Open up! Open up! I gotta go and no foolin'!

You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine.

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

Drink-Mix Man posted:

"Mondale to Hart: Where's the beef?" :confused:

Hee hee...no wonder he won Minnesota :v:

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Oh, you'll pay. Don't think you won't pay! :nixon:

Lighten up, BloodDesk...that youngster will make a perfect addition to my cabinet. Secretary of Partying Down! :slick:

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

IMJack posted:

Hell, not the Wright Brothers' plane! The Smithsonian's gonna have my rear end on a platter!

We'll take the Spruce Moose! Hop in!

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

Everything Counts posted:

You are banned from this forum! You, and your children, and your children's children! ...for three months.

Just as I was getting over my Chester A Arthritis. :ohdear:

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

Hogburto posted:

Don't you hate pants!?

I suppose some people hate things....back east.

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

CatchrNdRy posted:

Dear 'Life in These United States,' a funny thing happened to me

The year was 1968. We were on recon in a steaming Mekong delta. An overheated private removed his flak jacket, revealing a t-shirt with an iron-on sporting the MAD Slogan "up with mini-skirts". Well, we all had a good laugh, even though I didn't quite understand it. But our momentary lapse of concentration allowed Charlie to get the drop on us. I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew on fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't the spices right.

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

Konec Hry posted:

So, Poochie okay with everybody?

You mean Cerberus?

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

jscolon2.0 posted:

Like a rib, it tastes like liberty,
Like a rib, with a barn of sesame! :911:
Man: We start with authentic letter graded meat, and process the hell out of it, until it's good enough for Krusty!
Krusty: Try my new Krusty Ribwich... mmmmm! I don't mind the taste!

Think smaller. Think more legs.

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ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013
Mono = one
Rail = rail

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