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MondayHotDog posted:My name is MondayHotDog. It's been 4,000 days since my last drink. It was my first - and last - blackberry schnapps. IMJack you're making a complete fool of yourself...Oh it's just MondayHotDog.
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Oct 8, 2013 06:32
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Striking Yak posted:Did everyone wash their necks like Mr. SituAsian asked? Oh, Striking Yak! You and your stories. "SituAsian is a vampire." "Quoting kills brain cells." Now, let's get back to that... computer thingy... where our GBS and TV/IV... is.
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Oct 8, 2013 10:09
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Jerusalem posted:SituAsian, your thread seems to have the momentum of a rainaway train.... Posting is up two percent, and it's all because of my motivational techniques. Like donuts and a possibility of more donuts to come.
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Oct 8, 2013 11:04
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Nouvelle Vague posted:Shut up. Oh I'll shut up. Shut up... forever! ...Wait a minute that's no good.
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Oct 9, 2013 00:06
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Cookie Kwan posted:The OP is the voice of reason. The OP has no decency. He called me "Monkey See Monkey Do"!
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Oct 9, 2013 01:31
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Hogburto posted:Now that's Moe like it. Uncle Hogburto, my sodie is too cold. My teef hurt. 
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Oct 9, 2013 10:37
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Skeesix posted:From now on, I'm only going to gooncamp for love I don't have your money here! It's at Roark's house and..and Cookie's house!
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Oct 9, 2013 23:05
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Mud Shark posted:OP is a nut. He has a rubber butt. And every time he moves around it goes "putt putt". What is it with you Goons and that word? I'm going to shave you bald young man, until you learn that quotes are not a right: they're a privilege.
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Oct 10, 2013 07:38
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Luigi Thirty posted:I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt.
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Oct 10, 2013 08:44
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Who's playing that music? And where's all that liquor coming fom? Pet shop, eh? Well, I just have one question. What kind of pet shop is filled with rambunctious yahoos and hot jazz music at 1 am?
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Oct 11, 2013 08:16
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Skeesix posted:Moneypenny, your song makes me think you're in love with a woman named Mindy. I'll kill that Mr Burns and wound that Mr Smithers! For the longest time I thought that quote was "I'll kill that Mr Burns, Andy, und that Mr Smithers." Because he's Scottish and it's a much funnier line.
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Oct 12, 2013 00:35
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CatchrNdRy posted:I SAID ARE YOU READY TO LAUGH!? As long as its tasteful. And never at someone, or with, and not...
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Oct 12, 2013 05:54
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Children! Children! Kids! You've had your fun, now, we've had our fill. Kids! Yeah! You're only here 'cause Marge forgot her pill. Kids! You're all just scandalizing, vandalizing punks! Channel hoppin', ritalin-poppin', Monkeys!(But please don't quit the fan-club!) Kids! I can nag and nag 'till my hair turns blue! Kids! You've bummed my smokes and don't say thank you! Why can't you be like I am? Oh, what a bunch of brats! We oughta drown you just like cats!
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Oct 12, 2013 09:39
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Drink-Mix Man posted:All this drinking, violence, destruction of property... are these the things that we think of when we think of the Irish? 'Tis true. I took many a lump, but 'twas all in good fun.
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Oct 12, 2013 15:23
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ShaqDiesel posted:Do people worship it? I remember another gentle visitor from the heavens. He came in peace, and then died, only to come back to life. And his name was... E.T., The Extraterrestrial. I love that little guy.
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Oct 12, 2013 23:38
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MondayHotDog posted:His name's Gunnar and he's dating my mom. Sometimes he buys us beer. I just can't believe Stark would stoop to that right in the middle of Montana and Dakota's wedding.
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Oct 13, 2013 00:00
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Luigi Thirty posted:One screwball can make a difference. But they probably shouldn't. Gentlemen, the screwballs have spoken.
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Oct 13, 2013 02:21
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CatchrNdRy posted:Call me Mr. NdRy Lowenstein... 
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Oct 13, 2013 09:40
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Cookie Kwan posted:Comb the Sweet Tarts out of your beard and you're on. Pervert!
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Oct 13, 2013 11:00
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Luigi Thirty posted:This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you! I've decided to protect myself ever since I was attacked in my office by an unidentified assailant.
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Oct 14, 2013 09:11
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MondayHotDog posted:I've said it before, and I'll say it again: democracy doesn't work! Hey! I am no longer illiterate.
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Oct 14, 2013 13:00
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MondayHotDog posted:As your mod, I would demand a science fiction library featuring an ABC of the genre! Asimov, Bester, Clarke! My fellow Simpsons Quoters. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball. But tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward, upward not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom.
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Oct 14, 2013 14:37
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MondayHotDog posted:Can't sleep, clown will eat me... Can't sleep, clown will eat me... This is going to be an all-night brain-buster. Oh, we're out of coffee! Oh, well, I'll just drink this warm cream...
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Oct 15, 2013 08:31
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Jerusalem posted:You were drunk! Listen, rummy, I’m going to say it plain and simple: where’d you pinch the hooch? Is some blind tiger jerking suds on the side?
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Oct 15, 2013 08:53
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Cookie Kwan posted:Hey you, are you the beer baron? Well, if you're talking about root beer, I plead guilt-diddily-ildly as char-didily-arged. 
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Oct 15, 2013 11:03
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Cookie Kwan posted:He's not the Baron, but he sounds drunk. Probate him. Oh Cookie, I just had a couple of beers. 
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Oct 15, 2013 11:38
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MondayHotDog posted:Okay, IMJack, we're ready to roll, and... Well, goons are not like people, Mr. Hotdog. Some of them act badly because they've had a hard life, or have been mistreated...but, like people, some of them are just jerks.  Stop that, Mr. IMJack...
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Oct 15, 2013 23:14
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:In over 15 pages, we have never had a female quoter. But that seems to be the way the wind is blowing these days. After all, we have female singers, female motorists... He was a caring man, he was a kind man. He gave to his community and asked little in return. He-- That's a woman? Oh, dear God!
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Oct 16, 2013 00:12
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:By the power vested in my by the state gaming commission, I pronounce you man and wife. Here's ten dollars worth of chips. You may kiss the bride. Bingo-bango, sugar in the gas tank. The ex-husband strikes again.
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Oct 16, 2013 03:24
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Nouvelle Vague posted:The world has already taken note of our accomplishments. Page 16 has moved up to #299 on the list of this thread's most livable pages. Take that, Page 12! And our new number one hit, 'I Do Believe We're Naked', by Funky-See Funky-Do, replaces 'Page 16', which plunges all the way down to number 97.
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Oct 16, 2013 22:33
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Writer Cath posted:Okay, Mr. Kwan, and what's your first name? Mr. Kwan? Who is Mr Kwan? My name is Guy Incognito. 
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Oct 18, 2013 01:25
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MondayHotDog posted:My fellow goons: As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball. But tonight I say we must move forward, not backward. Upward, not forward. And always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom! To us, he was MondayHotDog the Consensus Builder.
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Oct 20, 2013 02:37
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Where is your moderator now?! No...no, I'll take care of it. Alright it's over, get em out of here! Alright andale! Andale!
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Oct 20, 2013 03:57
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:What's this? "DON'T USE THESE TAGS"? Well, I don't need mod privileges, because I'm Everything Coun- There's a hole in my heart As deep as a well For that poor little Goon That's stuck half way to hell
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Oct 20, 2013 21:34
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Do over Ham posted:That's impossible. No one can give more than one hundred percent. By definition that is the most anyone can give... Aww, but I was giving it my whole rear end. 
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Oct 22, 2013 00:08
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IMJack posted:Hey, pal. That's my headshot up there next to the pepper steak, and don't you forget it! No! You can't have that one, that's a coconut cake!
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Oct 25, 2013 22:54
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GuyDudeBroMan posted:So it feels like the Simpsons reruns are on TV about as much as Sienfeld. Maybe 4 or more times a day on various channels. I check them out now and then when I stumble on them. Now am I crazy or are 100% of these reruns from 2005 or newer? I don't think I have ever once come upon a 1990's era episode on TV in recent memory. Is this true or just bad luck on my part? No, GuyDudeBroMan, just ignorant. You see, your crazy friend never heard of syndication. Just ask this TV/TV mod. Deadpool posted:Uh. Depends where you are. Here they show a mix but I suppose it's tempting for the network to show newer episodes rather than 20 year old ones that everyone has seen a hundred times over. The older ones may be better but most people that aren't goons will usually only watch something a few times before they get bored of it.
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Oct 28, 2013 13:54
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Women's Rights? posted:That's right. A girl who wants to quote Simpsons! How about that? With a man in The Whitehouse?  Not likely!
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MondayHotDog posted:Well what's the one where the chicks whale on each other?
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