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Young lady, cow hearts belong in a butcher's window, not the classroom!
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Luigi Thirty posted:My bones are so brittle! But I always drink plenty of.... malk? That rib always breaks.
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Oct 17, 2013 16:06
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Come back zinc! Come back!!
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Oct 17, 2013 16:46
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Striking Yak posted:Pepsi? If I withhold the truth may I go straight to Hell where I will eat NAUGHT but burning hot coals and drink NAUGHT but burning hot cola...
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Striking Yak posted:Eating, sleeping, and maybe building a little fort. It smells funny in there.
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Oct 17, 2013 20:44
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Luigi Thirty posted:This is no place for loafers!
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Oct 17, 2013 21:20
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Striking Yak posted:Kids love that water! Well, why don't I drink out of a toilet bowl. 
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Oct 18, 2013 02:53
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Luigi Thirty posted:Do the hustle! Deh deh deh dehdeh dehdeh deh deh... That's the same thing, you just replaced "doos" with "dehs".
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Oct 18, 2013 18:48
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Ladies and gentlemen, "Hooray for Everything" invites you to join them in a salute to the greatest hemisphere on earth: the Western Hemisphere! The dancingest hemisphere of all!
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Oct 18, 2013 19:41
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Hmm, we didn't have a message when we left. How very odd...
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Oct 18, 2013 20:44
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Jorghnassen posted:Oh, he quote post good. You know, it's very easy to criticize... Fun, too. 
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Oct 18, 2013 22:13
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Jerusalem posted:You could stand to lose a little weight, jscolon2.0! You didn't have to tell it like it is, Jerusalem. 
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Oct 19, 2013 00:21
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Cookie Kwan posted:Ow! Someone just punched me in the face. If I know me, he won't like being kicked in the crotch...
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Oct 19, 2013 02:47
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DrBouvenstein posted:It was your moderator!
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Oct 19, 2013 04:11
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Luigi Thirty posted:All right Brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But let's just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer. Expand my brain, learning juice! 
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Oct 19, 2013 08:53
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Bjay9 posted:And you must be the man who didn't know if he had a pimple or a boil. Dad, you and your stories. "Bart broke my teeth." "The nurses are stealing my money." "This thing on my neck is getting bigger..."
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Oct 19, 2013 16:33
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:Hey, Drink-Mix Man, you should try one of these smart drinks! I don't understand it, that was non-alcoholic champagne. 
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Oct 19, 2013 22:40
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Jerusalem posted:Lousy cheap weather-stripping! Mister Kingdom posted:Lousy Smarch weather! Shake harder, boy! 
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Oct 20, 2013 06:53
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Parsley posted:I'm a torso! Ah, geez. There's a clog in the torso chute! Leroy! Get your rear end in gear!
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Oct 20, 2013 20:33
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:Stupid movie, who invented these dumb things anyway? Was it you, IMJack? Once upon a time, there was a man named Thomas Edison, and he invented the dictating machine, and the fluoroscope, and the repeating telegraph, and he was a firm believer in Fletcherism, and he played the organ, and his favorite flower was the heliotrope! Oh! And his middle name was Alva. And he never, ever, ever wore, pajamas, and...
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Oct 21, 2013 03:30
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The kid with the backpack said "radical". I say "radical!" That's my thing that I say! I feel like I'm going to explode here! 
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Oct 21, 2013 07:46
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Kaboom! That, the sound of the thunderous volcanic explosion that gives birth to the magnificent geode, one of nature's most...
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Oct 22, 2013 02:44
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Ainsley McTree posted:Shut up, Judge! I'm not out of order. You're out of order. The whole freakin' system is out of order! You want the truth? You want the truth? You can't HANDLE the truth. 'Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo that was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do! Forget it, Ainsley McTree, it's Chinatown.
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IMJack posted:Relax, goon, you were just having a crazy nightmare. You're back on the forums now where there's nothing to be afraid of. We know you don't have any more money left, but that doesn't matter. Just take whatever you need from our boutiques until you can get back on your feet.
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Oct 23, 2013 18:46
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MondayHotDog posted:I love these lazy Saturdays.
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Oct 24, 2013 06:58
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Oct 24, 2013 18:29
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jscolon2.0 posted:Duffman can't die. Only the actors that play him. Can it, Sid.
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Oct 25, 2013 02:10
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Jerusalem posted:Oh sure we could smarten up the quotes for you like this, but when we'd have the duller goons posting in here, furrowing their brows and using emoticons in a vain attempt to understand the situation. Oh, I could give you a quote, but the only ones who would understand it would be you and me. (And that includes the moderator.  )
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Oct 25, 2013 04:12
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Jerusalem posted:Hehehe Come on, Jerusalem. I've waited my whole life to hear you speak. Don't you have anything relevant to say?
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Oct 25, 2013 04:41
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IMJack posted:Y'know, Drink-Mix Man, the sooner kids talk, the sooner they talk back. I hope you never say a word. (What does that mean? Better say something or they'll think you're stupid.) TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE!
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Oct 25, 2013 05:35
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Roark posted:I want to see more Teddy Roosevelts and less Franklin Roosevelts!
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Oct 25, 2013 16:39
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jscolon2.0 posted:I once tried to kill the thread's greatest quoter. But there are laws against suicide. That's too funny! I can't remember when I've heard a funnier anecdote.  All right, now you tell one.
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Oct 25, 2013 19:14
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Ainsley McTree posted:Do you think anything you don't quote? Uh, oh. Did I say that or just think it? I've got to think of a lie fast!
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Oct 25, 2013 19:31
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Deviant posted:Now look sad and say 'Doh'. This dialogue has none of the wit and sparkle of Murphy Brown.
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Oct 25, 2013 21:23
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Jerusalem posted:The new mod sent me home to think about what I did, but I forgot what it was, so now I'm just sitting here mostly just incorectly quoting the Simpsons. The thread called and said if you don't come in tomorrow, don't bother coming in Monday.
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Ovulate, drat you, ovulate!
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Oct 26, 2013 03:12
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MondayHotDog posted:He's exactly as rich and as famous as Don King, and he looks just like him! Ah, got you my rumpy doppelganger!
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Cookie Kwan posted:That's a pretty big caboose for a baby. None of those girls has had three kids, I can tell you that.
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