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CatchrNdRy posted:Hogburto are we Jewish? I don't drink or dance or swear, I've even kept kosher just to be on the safe side. I've done everything the Bible says! Even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff! IMJack fucked around with this message at 19:53 on Oct 8, 2013 |
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abigserve posted:I'll be honest with you Bort, I need a well thought out quote and I need it today. Buuuuuuuuuut this just isn't the kinda thing I'm lookin' for. I'm pretty sure he's a quotery dealer. His boots are quotery, his hat is quotery, his pen is quotery and I'm pretty sure that check is quotery!
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Oct 8, 2013 15:06
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Women's Rights? posted:Well the...the real posters won't...won't burn quite so fast in there... The bright blue flame indicates this was a particularly funny Simpsons quote.
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Striking Yak posted:We're here, we're queer, we don't want any more bears! What do we want? More equitable treatment at the hands of management! When do we want it? Soon!
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Cookie Kwan posted:I'd also like to express my fondness for, uh, that particular beer. 'Ey, Surly looks out for only one guy: Surly.
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Deviant posted:Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore? I'm taking you kids to the happiest place on Earth! Tijuana!
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Oct 9, 2013 20:27
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Root Bear posted:E: wrong gif dammit  Haven't we stood in five different threads long enough?
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Oct 10, 2013 05:11
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Writer Cath posted:If anyone needs me, I'll be in the fridge. Writer Cath, can you set the oven to "cold"?
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Oct 10, 2013 21:34
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oldskool posted:I take a whiskey drink, I take a vodka drink! You put the beer in the coconut, drink it all up! Put the beer in the coconut and throw the can away!
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Oct 11, 2013 17:50
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Do not be alarmed. Continue swimming naked. Oh, come on! Continue! Come on! Aww, isn't that nice.  Break out the tear gas, boys.
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Bjay9 posted:Bake 'em away, toys. Springfield cops are on the take, But what do you expect from the money we make? Whether in a car or on the bus, We don't mind using excessive force! Bad cops! Bad cops!
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Deviant posted:I tried to drink a Coke on the bus! Don't make me tap the sign. 
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Oct 11, 2013 18:56
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Women's Rights? posted:Read your town charter - "If foodstuff should touch the ground, said foodstuff shall be turned over to the village idiot." Since I don't see him around, start shoveling! Hey, according to the charter, as chief constable I'm supposed to get a pig every month! "And two comely lasses of virtue true..."
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Oct 11, 2013 21:09
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Women's Rights? posted:HEY MA! Lookit that pointy haired goon! Hey you know what? I should call my Ma while I'm up here! HEY MA! Get off the dang roof!
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Everything Counts posted:Charlie, as you know, we've been swimming, and we've developed a taste for it. We both agree that getting our own pool is the only way to go. Now before you respond, you must understand that your refusal to would result in months and months of I want to go to Mount Splashmore! Take me take me take me take me NOW! NOW! NOW! NOW! NOW! NOW! Mount Splashmore, please take me there right now!
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Oct 13, 2013 22:25
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Mister Kingdom posted:Mom, Dad? IMJack's DEAD! Is this the end of Zombie IMJack? blarg. 
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Oct 13, 2013 23:44
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Sanguinia posted:SO LONG DENTAL PLAN! And that's the tooth!  Oops, I left the gas on.
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Oct 14, 2013 04:39
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Cookie Kwan posted:Don't worry goons, I'm sure that man has a special tooth problem. I want to show you a book, Cookie. The Big Book of British Smiles. 
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CatchrNdRy posted:Let's just junk those Dumbocrats and their bleeding-heart smellfare program! A political debate in my own forum! I feel like a Kennedy. 
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Skeesix posted:There goes the last lingering thread of my heterosexuality. I was a fool to think anyone would want nude photos of Whoopie Goldberg. ... What the!?
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DrBouvenstein posted:Wait a minute... I'm seeing double here! Four identical quotes!
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Oct 15, 2013 16:04
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Skeesix posted:Hold on just a minute. I'd like to court this lovely lady! They may say she died from a burst ventricle, but I know she died of a broken heart. 
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Striking Yak posted:My Spidey-Sense is tingling! Anybody call for a web-slinger? All right, you poindexters, let's get this right! One: "Hey, hey, kids, I'm Talking Krusty." Two: "Hey, hey, here comes Slideshow Mel" -- again -- "Here comes Sideshow Mel". "Sideshow Mel". Three: "Hyu-hyu-hyu-heh-heh!" Badda-bing, badda-boom, I'm done. Learn from a professional, kid.
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:In over 15 pages, we have never had a female quoter. But that seems to be the way the wind is blowing these days. After all, we have female singers, female motorists... This is the moment we feared, people! Many of you thought it would never happen, but I insisted we spend two hours every morning training for it! You all thought I was mad! Many of you requested to be transferred to another quote thread! But now,  
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:By the power vested in my by the state gaming commission, I pronounce you man and wife. Here's ten dollars worth of chips. You may kiss the bride. Someone dishonoring their marriage vows? Not in Las Vegas! Get out and stay out. Las Vegas don't care for out-of-towners. Take your money and go someplace else.
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Do over Ham posted:Look, DrBouvenstein, I'm the jealous jockey! Red room. Red room. Over there. (Could someone gif his finger gesture?)
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Major Nougat! Gooey! Cocoa! Put down those entertaining Mattel products! Goons, your mod and his admin are involved in a very sticky, nutty, chewy, chocolatey -- put it away, boy! -- situation.
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:So, he has fire in the belly! But it will take more than belly fire to be the next Baryshnikov. See that? I started to do, like, a little arabesque, but then I just fully went for it and pulled off the demi-entrechat. Not that I'm into that kind of thing.  As lifelong Tab junkies, this set my entire family off.
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Luigi Thirty posted:You spoke while you were jinxed, so I got to punch you in the arm. Sorry! It's the law. It's the wearin' of the green, Deviant! pinch pinch pinch pinch!
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Drink-Mix Man posted:If I withhold the truth may I go straight to Hell where I will eat NAUGHT but burning hot coals and drink NAUGHT but burning hot cola... Oh, bad dog! Look at that, right on Drink-Mix Man's lawn. Now how could you do such a thing? Good boy, don't stop now. Bad dog, I condemn you to Hell.
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MondayHotDog posted:Well, he's always chewing on that electrical cord. "Rat Boy"? I resent that! 
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Ladies and gentlemen, "Hooray for Everything" invites you to join them in a salute to the greatest hemisphere on earth: the Western Hemisphere! The dancingest hemisphere of all! C'mon, snipers, where are you? 
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Luigi Thirty posted:All right Brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But let's just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer. Don't ask me, I'm just hair! Your head stopped 18 inches ago.
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DrBouvenstein posted:Open the glove box and hand me my BRAIN MEDICINE! Here's the "credit card". And a mint for afterwards.
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Everything Counts posted:Give me the rent! I must have the rent! Dollars, quarters, nickels; I need it all right now! Money gets you one more round, So drink it down, you stupid clown, Money gets you one more round, Then you're out on your rear end!
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MondayHotDog posted:P.S. Please alter my pants as fashion dictates. Don't worry, MondayHotDog. We'll thaw you out as soon as they find a cure for seventeen stab wounds in the back.
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Everything Counts posted:Look at me, I'm a famous historian! Out of my way! That's some nice reckless driving, Mr. B!
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Skeesix posted:Though we can't get him out we'll do the next best thing...  We'll go on TV and sing, sing, sing.
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