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Everything Counts posted:Everything's too damned expensive these days! Look at this Bible I just bought. Fifteen bucks! And talk about a preachy book; everyone's a sinner! ...except this guy. Let he who is without sin cast the first quote.
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Aww, but I was giving it my whole rear end. I'd like to believe that this time. I really would.
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Roark posted:Deviant, why did you bring me to a gay thread? Wait a minute...there's something bothering me about this place...I know! This lesbian thread doesn't have a fire exit! Enjoy your death trap, goons.
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Oct 22, 2013 22:36
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IMJack posted:Who? Lady, you've got the wrong file. Shut up, Judge!
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Oct 22, 2013 23:13
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Jerusalem posted:What the? The Catholic Church? I wonder if they can provide faster nudity? I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobaud Internet connection to a 1.5 megabit fiber optic T1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router that's compatible with my token ring ethernet LAN configuration? What the hell are you talking about?
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Oct 23, 2013 02:55
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Jerusalem posted:What everybody came to this thread for.... HARDCORE NUDITY! The Simpsons Quote Thread turned into a hardcore sex thread so gradually, I didn't even notice!
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jscolon2.0 posted:This fog is so thick, I can't see my own cataracts! I'm not a girl, I'm a boy! Are you blind?
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Oct 23, 2013 03:13
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:I had that dream again! Lobo... Lobo... Bring back Sheriff Lobo... Lobo... Lobo!
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Oct 23, 2013 16:58
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Hogburto posted:We just move 1 space at a time. It's less fun that way. It's not fair. My brother Hogburto has a sin to confess. I wish I had one too.
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Oct 23, 2013 20:45
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Furthermore to this beer, I would also like three of your finest, cheapest cigars. Here's my ID which confirms my adultivity.
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Oct 23, 2013 21:35
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Tell my beloved wife that my last thoughts were of her... blinding and torturing IMJack. Cheerio. I quoted it. When you let your guard down for that split second. And I'd do it again. Good day!
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Oct 24, 2013 01:44
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Cookie Kwan posted:Sorry, pops. They don't put nobodies on cereal boxes. That's Something Awful for you. One day you're the most important guy that ever lived, the next day you're some goon working in a box factory.
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Everything Counts posted:I am the Angel of Death. The time of purification is at hand. Honey, you should listen to your heart. And not the voices in your head, like a certain uncle did one gray December morn.
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Cookie Kwan posted:What a crappy screencap. I gotta go, my dumb wiener kids are listening.
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Oct 24, 2013 07:28
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DrBouvenstein posted:GET THAT CAT OUT OF THE WAY!!! WEEE...LOOOVVEE...YYOOOUUU
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Oct 24, 2013 18:36
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Bjay9 posted:Um, Drink-Mix Man, 10% of $100 million isn't $10,000... it's... I'm so sorry. Please accept five pounds of frozen shrimp.
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Luigi Thirty posted:Uh. Why don't you talk to that poster over there? I'm going to lunch. Do you think anything you don't quote?
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Deviant posted:Now look sad and say 'Doh'. Good evening, sir. Would you please log out, without a fuss, right now?
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Writer Cath posted:This pea soup is as weak as the acting. And nowhere near as hammy. A little mincing would be nice.
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Oct 25, 2013 22:28
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Mister Kingdom posted:That's what they all say. They all say Bake him away, toys.
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Oct 25, 2013 23:13
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Skeesix posted:Eh, you don't wanna hear what I think. I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my posts are.
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MondayHotDog posted:Okay, who pulled the pin on this one? Forget about the pin! When do we get the FREAKIN' GUNS?!
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Moneypenny Dreadful posted:Yeah, you see how you scum. Oh yeah? Bart, come here a minute!
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Nov 25, 2013 23:55
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Elfface posted:Who keeps saying that? I don't have your Simpsons quotes, they're in Bill's house, and, and Fred's house!
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Dec 3, 2013 16:59
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Jerusalem posted:Oh I'm sorry, I must have kept quoting The Simpsons after you left the room... I do that sometimes. Not now, I'm...too drunk
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Dec 3, 2013 22:40
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Das is nicht ein boobie!
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Dec 6, 2013 21:39
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That's what they all say...they all say snruB
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Tokelau All Star posted:He's drat opposed! drat drat drat opposed! I gotta go, my drat wiener kids are listening.
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IMJack posted:I wonder if this kind of violence really does desensitize us? Cartoons don't have to make sense 
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Everything Counts posted:You said there'd be Fudgicles, IMJack. Where's the Fudgicles? I said there's no time to explain, and I stick by that.
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Well, I'll be all right as long as I can remember my army training. That goon is playing three games of chess at once!
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Jan 31, 2014 23:47
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Everything Counts posted:...what an odd thing to say. Hello mother dear...
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Feb 27, 2014 21:50
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I said slag off!
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Drink-Mix Man posted:SHUUUTuppa your mouth! You come here a minute!
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Hey Dad, can I have a thousand dollars? Whatever you do, DON'T give me that card...
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Ainsley hears ya. Ainsley don't care.
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Of course in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them. Gimme five bees for a quarter, you'd say!
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Drink-Mix Man posted:You've just got to turn that frown upside down! Drink-Mix Man, I thought I told you to trim those sideburns!
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Everything Counts posted:Musically, that is! Yeah, you see how you scum!
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