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Lousy cheap weather-stripping!
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2013 01:53 |
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# ¿ May 13, 2024 15:39 |
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:'Round back with the sex hookers. Are the robot wives cheap and plentiful yet?
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2013 04:48 |
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Do over Ham posted:Aargh! My groin. Moleman is in flavor country. It is a big country.
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2013 21:52 |
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Skeesix posted:Hey, can your grandpa do THIS? Of course he can, who else would?
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2013 23:28 |
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Cookie Kwan posted:PNG file Cookie.... your PNG is hurting me....
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2013 04:22 |
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IMJack posted:The whole steel industry's gay. And aerospace, and the railroads. And you know what else? Broadway. Not Lenny! NOT LENNY!
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2013 21:58 |
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Mayo and Catsup posted:This fire exit door is painted on! And it STILL says FIRE EXIT... and FIRE EXIT is misspelled!
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2013 22:31 |
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Skeesix posted:What's her problem? Probably misses her old glasses.
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2013 22:48 |
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Everything Counts posted:
What the? The Catholic Church? I wonder if they can provide faster nudity? I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobaud Internet connection to a 1.5 megabit fiber optic T1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router that's compatible with my token ring ethernet LAN configuration?
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2013 02:54 |
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Ainsley McTree posted:What the hell are you talking about? What everybody came to this thread for.... HARDCORE NUDITY!
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2013 02:58 |
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Nouvelle Vague posted:It's a ring toss game. I don't know what you have planned for tonight, but count me out!
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2013 04:41 |
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Hogburto posted:Going bowling. Not back, avenge death. AVENGE ME, GOONS! Avenge my banzzzzzzzzzzz
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2013 05:06 |
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jscolon2.0 posted:I love that quote. Reminds me of elephants. In the interests of fairness:
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2013 06:33 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others. Uhhh... there's been some talk about you and The Dark One constantly holding hands....
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2013 06:44 |
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Luigi Thirty posted:What a brave corporate logo! Can you do any less?
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2013 22:35 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:
Oh sure we could smarten up the quotes for you like this, but when we'd have the duller goons posting in here, furrowing their brows and using emoticons in a vain attempt to understand the situation.
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2013 03:40 |
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Everything Counts posted:I'm losing my perspicacity! TAKE OFF YOUR TOP!
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2013 04:00 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Oh, I could give you a quote, but the only ones who would understand it would be you and me. (And that includes the moderator. ) Hehehe
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2013 04:23 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Come on, Jerusalem. I've waited my whole life to hear you speak. Don't you have anything relevant to say? The new mod sent me home to think about what I did, but I forgot what it was, so now I'm just sitting here mostly just incorectly quoting the Simpsons.
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2013 23:11 |
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RIP Marcia Wallace MondayHotDog posted:Lunchlady Doris's son is the squeaky voiced teen. She has no son!
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2013 01:28 |
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Everything Counts posted:Oh, you say that so often, it's lost all meaning! Hahaha, "Where's the Beef?" No wonder he won Minnesota!
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2013 01:47 |
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Women's Rights? posted:We give them their bikes, then no one sues! ...and if they're dead?
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2013 21:42 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Fooled you, Jerusalem! Made you think your family was dead. Don't you get it? Drink-Mix Man posted:They're not, though. Drink-Mix Man posted:But you thought they were! Drink-Mix Man posted:That's why it was so funny. vv
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2013 22:54 |
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Do over Ham posted:I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch Jerusalem from his neon claws! Ehh they're not so bad, they named that city in Israel after me
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# ¿ Oct 30, 2013 00:32 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Ah, yes. Jerusalem Syndrome. A delusion or psychosis of a religious nature while visiting Jerusalem. You wish!
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# ¿ Oct 30, 2013 04:55 |
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:I don't want you stalking anyone tonight. Don't you ever get tired of being wrong all the time, BloodDesk?
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# ¿ Oct 30, 2013 06:03 |
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Sanguinia posted:JERUSALEM! I TOLD YOU TO TRIM THOSE SIDEBURNS! You don't have to sue me to get me to trim my sideburns :bigtran:
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# ¿ Oct 30, 2013 12:59 |
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jscolon2.0 posted:Yabba Dabba Doo, I like quoting with you! Alright jscolon2.0, you don't like me, and I don't like you, but we gotta work together an-
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# ¿ Oct 31, 2013 03:49 |
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jscolon2.0 posted:You don't like me? I like you! You do? Then I like you too! Here, have an emoticon!
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# ¿ Oct 31, 2013 04:34 |
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Do over Ham posted:There's no emoticon for what I'm feeling! You were more beast than man!
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# ¿ Oct 31, 2013 12:33 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:I mean, if you're the police, who will police the police? That's the best part, come winter the police will just die off!
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# ¿ Oct 31, 2013 22:37 |
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:Yo, let's waste that be-yotch! You're not in Sunday School anymore so please stop swearing.
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2013 02:18 |
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Do over Ham posted:Sure we have order, but at what price! Prepare for the end! The end of high prices! links to SA Mart thread
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2013 02:33 |
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At least they're not lying on the floor in sexual agony.
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2013 04:22 |
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MondayHotDog posted:Quote thread scandal update: Jerusalem sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers! And HOW!
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2013 04:46 |
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Excelzior posted:I will have a single plum, floating in perfume, served in Everything Counts' hat. Here you go. Problem, yank?
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2013 04:46 |
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*Silence, broken by brief coughing*
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2013 05:58 |
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Root Bear posted:Can we have armor piercing and cyanide-tipped bullets too? It's in the Constitution, son
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2013 03:08 |
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MondayHotDog posted:We the purple? What the hell is that? Purple is a fruit.
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2013 03:20 |
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Women's Rights? posted:Wow, someone sure likes their kidney mush! I can still eat corn on the cob if you mash it up into a fine paste! Now that's good eating!
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2013 03:47 |