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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Lousy cheap weather-stripping! :argh:

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

'Round back with the sex hookers.

Are the robot wives cheap and plentiful yet?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Do over Ham posted:

Aargh! My groin.

Moleman is in flavor country. :geno:


It is a big country. :geno:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Skeesix posted:

Hey, can your grandpa do THIS?

Of course he can, who else would? :confused:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Cookie.... your PNG is hurting me.... :gonk:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

IMJack posted:

The whole steel industry's gay. And aerospace, and the railroads. And you know what else? Broadway.

Not Lenny!

NOT LENNY! :gonk:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Mayo and Catsup posted:

This fire exit door is painted on!

And it STILL says FIRE EXIT... and FIRE EXIT is misspelled!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Skeesix posted:

What's her problem?

Probably misses her old glasses.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Everything Counts posted:



The Catholic Church. We've made a few.... changes.

What the? The Catholic Church? I wonder if they can provide faster nudity? I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobaud Internet connection to a 1.5 megabit fiber optic T1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router that's compatible with my token ring ethernet LAN configuration?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Ainsley McTree posted:

What the hell are you talking about?

What everybody came to this thread for.... HARDCORE NUDITY!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Nouvelle Vague posted:

It's a ring toss game. :downs:

I don't know what you have planned for tonight, but count me out!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Hogburto posted:

Going bowling. Not back, avenge death.

AVENGE ME, GOONS!

Avenge my banzzzzzzzzzzz

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

jscolon2.0 posted:

I love that quote. Reminds me of elephants.



In the interests of fairness:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others. :stare:

Uhhh... there's been some talk about you and The Dark One constantly holding hands....

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Luigi Thirty posted:

What a brave corporate logo!

Can you do any less?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

CharlieFoxtrot posted:


We need the outlet for our rock tumbler.

Oh sure we could smarten up the quotes for you like this, but when we'd have the duller goons posting in here, furrowing their brows and using emoticons in a vain attempt to understand the situation.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Everything Counts posted:

I'm losing my perspicacity!

TAKE OFF YOUR TOP!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Oh, I could give you a quote, but the only ones who would understand it would be you and me. (And that includes the moderator. ;) )

Hehehe :blush:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Come on, Jerusalem. I've waited my whole life to hear you speak. Don't you have anything relevant to say?

The new mod sent me home to think about what I did, but I forgot what it was, so now I'm just sitting here mostly just incorectly quoting the Simpsons.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

RIP Marcia Wallace :smith:

MondayHotDog posted:

Lunchlady Doris's son is the squeaky voiced teen.

She has no son! :mad:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Everything Counts posted:

Oh, you say that so often, it's lost all meaning!

Hahaha, "Where's the Beef?" No wonder he won Minnesota! :laugh:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Women's Rights? posted:

We give them their bikes, then no one sues!

...and if they're dead?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Fooled you, Jerusalem! Made you think your family was dead. :lol: Don't you get it?

:gonk:

Drink-Mix Man posted:

They're not, though.

:ohdear:

Drink-Mix Man posted:

:lol: But you thought they were!

:stare:

Drink-Mix Man posted:

That's why it was so funny.

v:shobon:v

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Do over Ham posted:

I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch Jerusalem from his neon claws!

Ehh they're not so bad, they named that city in Israel after me :shobon:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

:eng101: Ah, yes. Jerusalem Syndrome. A delusion or psychosis of a religious nature while visiting Jerusalem.

You wish! :smug:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

I don't want you stalking anyone tonight. :colbert:

Don't you ever get tired of being wrong all the time, BloodDesk?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Sanguinia posted:

JERUSALEM! I TOLD YOU TO TRIM THOSE SIDEBURNS!

You don't have to sue me to get me to trim my sideburns :bigtran:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

jscolon2.0 posted:

Yabba Dabba Doo, I like quoting with you!

Alright jscolon2.0, you don't like me, and I don't like you, but we gotta work together an-

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

jscolon2.0 posted:

You don't like me? I like you! :glomp:

You do? Then I like you too! Here, have an emoticon! :shobon:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Do over Ham posted:

There's no emoticon for what I'm feeling!

You were more beast than man! :gonk:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

I mean, if you're the police, who will police the police?

That's the best part, come winter the police will just die off!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Yo, let's waste that be-yotch!

You're not in Sunday School anymore so please stop swearing.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Do over Ham posted:

Sure we have order, but at what price! :cry:

Prepare for the end!



The end of high prices! :haw:
links to SA Mart thread

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


At least they're not lying on the floor in sexual agony.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

MondayHotDog posted:

Quote thread scandal update: Jerusalem sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers!

And HOW!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Excelzior posted:

I will have a single plum, floating in perfume, served in Everything Counts' hat.

Here you go.

Problem, yank?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


*Silence, broken by brief coughing*

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Root Bear posted:

Can we have armor piercing and cyanide-tipped bullets too?

It's in the Constitution, son :patriot:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

MondayHotDog posted:

We the purple? What the hell is that?

Purple is a fruit.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Women's Rights? posted:

Wow, someone sure likes their kidney mush!

I can still eat corn on the cob if you mash it up into a fine paste! Now that's good eating!

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