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Writer Cath to the entrance with the Windex.... Writer Cath to the entrance with the Windex....
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CatchrNdRy posted:I'm just reading up on.... artillery.
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The SituAsian posted:Thanks Benevenstanciano Molto Bene 
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Jerusalem posted:Dear valued goon, thank you for taking an interest in The Simpsons Quote Thread. Attached to this post is a screenshot of Sean Connery autographed by Roger Moore to add to your collection. In regards to your specific quotes about the thread, our research shows that one goon cannot make a difference, no matter how big a crackpot they are, so let me close by saying... ps i am gay
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Wait, wait, wait: here comes MondayHotDog. Thank God, he's always drunk and violent! You make me wanna RETCH!
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MondayHotDog posted:That's your solution to everything, to live under the sea. It's not gonna happen. Not with that attitude.
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Jerusalem posted:Joe Willy Namath, swaggering off the field, his sideburns an apogee of sculpted sartorium, the foppish follicles pioneered by Ambrose Burnside..... Appomattox 1865. I fixed the problem, it was just vapor-lock!
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:And I say "Attack of the Clones" sucks more! They're the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!
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Technogeek posted:That's where I saw the leprechaun! He tells me to burn things! 
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LoboLoboLobo posted:Can I go now? It's green, Moron! Earth to Stupid Guy! 
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Out of my way, I'm a motorist!  That was some ride!
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Samuel Clemens posted:Here's an appealing fellow. In fact, they're a-peeling him off the sidewalk.  It's funny because I don't know him! 
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Drink-Mix Man posted:This one of our many light switches. It functions in both the "on" and "off" mode.
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Roman numeral three: surprise boy in bed and, eh... disembowel him! Use a pen, Drink-Mix Man! 
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Drink-Mix Man posted:You must love this thread more than I love a cold beer on a hot Christmas morning. Buy me Bonestorm or GO TO HELL!!!
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Geez, this hot rod is souped up six ways from Sunday! Never had you figured for a gearhead. She need premium dude. PREMIUM! DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE! 
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Don't bring home any more old crutches! And here I am using my own legs like a sucker!
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Drink-Mix Man posted:You know who he reminds me of? A person. You know, that person who's always standing and walking... Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoo?
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IMJack posted:Oh! Look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the Magical Man, from Happy Land, in a gum-drop house on Lollipop Lane! I just want to entertain! 
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Everything Counts posted:I'll field this one. Let me ask you a question: why would a goon whose gang tag says "Old Fashioned" spend all of his time watching a children's cartoon show?
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Jerusalem posted:♫♪ Sunshine, lollipops and..... rainbows, everything! That's wonderful, is what I feel.... when, we're together! ♪♫ Sorry, wrong tape.
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MondayHotDog posted:I asked for no broth. Away with you, lest my cane find your backside! But this comes out of my paycheck! If I had a girlfriend, she'd kill me!
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jscolon2.0 posted:I can't wait to eat that monkey! Why is that monkey wearing a diaper? I thought it was housebroken!
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Everything Counts posted:Buy me BONESTORM or go to hell! No thanks, I'm really into this cup and ball thing! WHOA!! You never know where this crazy ball is gonna go! 
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Sure it's not 1985 now, but who knows what tomorrow will bring?
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jscolon2.0 posted:And here's a picture of you with blueprints of the balloon, and an alternate caption "Buttzilla".
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Remember millionaire jscolon2.0? The man who blocked out our sun, ran over a local boy and stole Christmas from 1981 to 1985? Well guess who's flat broke, and picking up trash for a living?
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Skeesix posted:And with this new door, the monkeys cannot bite me! Oh no! They're biting him, and stealing his pants!
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Everything Counts posted:And the little kitten played with that ball of string.... all through the night.
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Technogeek posted:Why? Why was I programmed to feel pain? I really wish they wouldn't scream...
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Justice is not a frivolous thing, Technogeek. It has little if anything to do with a disobedient whale. Besides, that back-talking boat sets a bad example!
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Man Alive! posted:Please don't tell anyone how I live. Lenny? But he's a war hero!
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DrBouvenstein posted:So...uhh...are you guys quoting? The Lord gave us the quotes, and it's up to us to make them dance! 
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Captain Foxy posted:He's killing him softly with his saw! That's my face, you idiot!
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jscolon2.0 posted:Listen, rummy, I'm gonna say it plain and simple. Where'd you pinch the hooch? Is some blind tiger jerking suds on the side? Uhhhhh, yes? 
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Technogeek posted:I'm sorry, Mr. CharlieFoxtrot. We're low on chairs, and...this is the last one. Can a guy get a little privacy in here?!
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Technogeek posted:According to this, Bart mixed up his DNA with a fly's. I think that's Bart! Stupid bug! You go "squish" now! 
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:'Tis the season, IMJack! We only get thirty sweet noggy days. Then the government takes it away again. Those jerks always walking all over the small businessman, don't get me started about the government!
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