|
Striking Yak posted:Did everyone wash their necks like Mr. SituAsian asked?  Sure did! 
|
#
¿
Oct 8, 2013 19:13
|
|
|
|
| # ¿ Apr 27, 2024 23:32 |
|
|
2...4...6...8 Deviant's crime was really great, Great meaning large or immense, We use it in the pejorative sense!
|
|
#
¿
Oct 8, 2013 20:12
|
|
|
IMJack posted:'Ey, Surly looks out for only one guy: Surly. sorry Surly
|
|
#
¿
Oct 8, 2013 23:07
|
|
|
Roark posted:Oh, I'm only 25 and I've already got two mortal enemies! We're under six! And I'm a college student!
|
|
#
¿
Oct 9, 2013 17:46
|
|
|
ProfessorLoomis posted:WHATDYA MEAN THE BANKS OUTTA MONEY!? ook, ook, are you folks ready to go ape?
|
|
#
¿
Oct 9, 2013 23:19
|
|
|
CharlieFoxtrot posted:Hogburto de Beaumarchais! Once you get used to the smell of melted Hogburto fat, you'll wonder how you ever did without it!
|
|
#
¿
Oct 10, 2013 02:13
|
|
|
MondayHotDog posted:It smells like the art teacher's office. and this thread has a weird smell that you're all probably used to... but I'm not.
|
|
#
¿
Oct 10, 2013 06:47
|
|
|
Do over Ham posted:BloodDesk, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment. How could I stay mad at you? 
|
|
#
¿
Oct 10, 2013 23:03
|
|
|
IMJack posted:You put the beer in the coconut, drink it all up! Man Smart!
|
|
#
¿
Oct 11, 2013 17:51
|
|
|
Funky See Funky Do posted:I'll kill that Mr Burns and wound that Mr Smithers! Oh Andy Capp you wife beating drunk!
|
|
#
¿
Oct 12, 2013 01:03
|
|
|
Jerusalem posted:I pity the foooool, who doesn't phone home! ARE YOU READY TO LAUGH!? 
|
|
#
¿
Oct 12, 2013 01:43
|
|
|
Jerusalem posted:That poor dog... I SAID ARE YOU READY TO LAUGH!?
|
|
#
¿
Oct 12, 2013 01:57
|
|
|
Everything Counts posted:Whoa, man--my shoes are talking to me! 
|
|
#
¿
Oct 12, 2013 03:12
|
|
|
Drink-Mix Man posted:
 Mr. Drink-Mix Man I can't post under these conditions!
|
|
#
¿
Oct 13, 2013 00:40
|
|
Father McGrath, I thought you were dead.
|
Justin Godscock posted:With a MAN in the White House? Not likely!
|
|
#
¿
Oct 13, 2013 08:44
|
|
|
monsteroftheweek posted:But I fell in love with Catcher Simpson! I don't want to snuggle with Mr. NdRy. Yeah. but none of my friends can watch me.
|
|
#
¿
Oct 13, 2013 09:45
|
|
|
Everything Counts posted:Charlie, as you know, we've been swimming, and we've developed a taste for it. We both agree that getting our own pool is the only way to go. Now before you respond, you must understand that your refusal to would result in months and months of you missed the best part, when Bart starts "Can we..." and then stops short due to Lisa's commanding hand gesture 
|
|
#
¿
Oct 13, 2013 23:58
|
|
Can we have a pool dad? 
|
VogeGandire posted:Your guilty consciences may make you vote Democratic, but secretly you all yearn for a Republican president to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king! Let's just junk those Dumbocrats and their bleeding-heart smellfare program!
|
|
#
¿
Oct 14, 2013 18:19
|
|
|
monsteroftheweek posted:Don't ask me, I'm just a girl! Malibu Stacy: America's favorite 8 and half incher! never got that joke till recently
|
|
#
¿
Oct 15, 2013 20:51
|
|
|
ShaqDiesel posted:Are you absolutely sure that's wise, Ham? I mean, I don't want to sound pretentious here, but Itchy and Scratchy comprise a dramaturgical dyad. In this phallocentric society of ours...
|
|
#
¿
Oct 16, 2013 02:09
|
|
|
Drink-Mix Man posted:Let 'em all go to hell, except page No on No on No on CatchrNdRy fucked around with this message at 17:40 on Oct 16, 2013 |
|
#
¿
Oct 16, 2013 17:20
|
|
|
Funky See Funky Do posted:And our new number one hit, 'I Do Believe We're Naked', by Funky-See Funky-Do, replaces 'Page 16', which plunges all the way down to number 97. self-indulgent tripe!
|
|
#
¿
Oct 16, 2013 23:42
|
|
|
What are your son's hobbies?
|
|
#
¿
Oct 17, 2013 18:12
|
|
|
MondayHotDog posted:Well, he's always chewing on that electrical cord. He hasn't done that since he was two!
|
|
#
¿
Oct 17, 2013 21:39
|
|
|
CatchrNdRy posted:He hasn't done that since he was two! Then he has no hobbies!  Once again I must sugar my own churro
|
|
#
¿
Oct 18, 2013 03:29
|
|
|
jscolon2.0 posted:
|
|
#
¿
Oct 18, 2013 03:54
|
|
|
Drink-Mix Man posted:That's the same thing, you just replaced "doos" with "dehs".  and all the races sing doo doo doo doo shoo-bee do-bee do doo doo shoo be do be do YEAH
|
|
#
¿
Oct 18, 2013 19:31
|
|
|
DrBouvenstein posted:When I was a little girl, I always dreamed of being in a Broadway audience.  Oh... If only I didn't already have a pair of shoes...
|
|
#
¿
Oct 19, 2013 21:06
|
|
|
Cookie Kwan posted:I am in your power, boss me around. 
|
|
#
¿
Oct 21, 2013 06:58
|
|
|
jscolon2.0 posted:Grade me...look at me...evaluate and rank me. I'm good, good, good, and oh so smart! 
|
|
#
¿
Oct 22, 2013 01:28
|
|
|
Luigi Thirty posted:He's talking about S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N! Luigi Thirty, you're good at lots of things. Like snuggling.
|
|
#
¿
Oct 22, 2013 20:12
|
|
|
Ainsley McTree posted:Shut up, Judge! Its a secret...
|
|
#
¿
Oct 22, 2013 23:18
|
|
|
Skeesix posted:And then... we went fishing! Well I have some Tic-Tacs in my purse...
|
|
#
¿
Oct 24, 2013 21:50
|
|
|
IMJack posted:Show me on the doll where CatchrNdRy put the fireworks. You think you're so big because your class always gets to do projects. Well, um, I'm doing a school project on, uhm..er, fireworks.
|
|
#
¿
Oct 25, 2013 02:26
|
|
|
CharlieFoxtrot posted:
Missing webpages? sounds like TVIV's got a discipline problem!
|
|
#
¿
Oct 25, 2013 03:46
|
|
|
Moneypenny Dreadful posted:That's crazy talk! 
|
|
#
¿
Oct 25, 2013 07:06
|
|
|
MondayHotDog posted:Yeah. Think about it. 
|
|
#
¿
Oct 25, 2013 20:38
|
|
|
he died in the Great War. Held a grenade for too long 
|
|
#
¿
Oct 26, 2013 00:20
|
|
|
BloodDesk UnderHell posted:Can I get armor-piercing cyanide-tipped bullets too? I only want to eat candy.
|
|
#
¿
Oct 26, 2013 03:03
|
|
|
|
| # ¿ Apr 27, 2024 23:32 |
|
|
|
|
#
¿
Oct 26, 2013 18:22
|
|