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The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > TV IV > The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy
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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Root Bear posted:

I will hug and kiss some poisonous SNAKES! :mad:
Now that's psychiatry!

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

JethroMcB posted:

And that was the first time she'd ever flown a plane!
And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night.

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Crackerman posted:

Here’s the keys.
Here's an appealing fellow.

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Jerusalem posted:

STUPID GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING CHEESE! :argh:
64 Slices of American Cheese...

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Jerusalem posted:

I don't recall voting 5 and going hog wild for a bowling quote :mad:
Well the toaster's never lied to me before.

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

ebilflindas posted:

Look Homer, all of us pull a few boners now and then, go off half cocked, make asses of ourselves. So I don't wanna be hard on you, I just wish you wouldn't curse in front of my boys.
Now Homer, I know what you're thinking. I want to take the pressure off. Now it doesn't take a whiz to know that you're looking out for number one. Well listen to me, and you'll make a big splash very soon.

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Sep 26, 2005

Applewhite posted:

No, they're really burning! I wanted to see inside so I lit a Q-tip.
Hospital, please.

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The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > TV IV > The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy
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