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IMJack posted:I don't drink or dance or swear, I've even kept kosher just to be on the safe side. I've done everything the Bible says! Even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff! My name is MondayHotDog. It's been 4,000 days since my last drink. It was my first - and last - blackberry schnapps.
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Writer Cath posted:You haven't been around women for a looooooong time, have you? Are you asking me out?
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Writer Cath posted:I'm so darned mad, it's gonna be mostly head! You threw them out the window in a fit of passion. You said you were never going to need them again.
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Luigi Thirty posted:They called me Kid Gorgeous. Later on, it was Kid Presentable. Then Kid Gruesome. And finally, Kid Moe. I've been called ugly, pug ugly, fugly, pug fugly, but never ugly ugly. 
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Moneypenny Dreadful posted:I've got to stop fantasizing about I know, I'll just do like Moneypenny and escape into fantasy. MondayHotDog's brain posted:Class, instead of going to the box factory today, we'll be going to the... box factory.
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Oct 10, 2013 02:19
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Oct 10, 2013 05:50
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mrfart posted:How about if we dope you up real good? Daddy's special medicine, which you must never use because it will ruin your life, lets Daddy hear and see magical things which you will never experience. Ever.
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Oct 10, 2013 06:29
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Moneypenny Dreadful posted:...this thread smells like Monday's jacket! It smells like the art teacher's office.
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Oct 10, 2013 06:39
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CatchrNdRy posted:and this thread has a weird smell that you're all probably used to... but I'm not. It'll take you about six weeks, dear.
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Oct 10, 2013 07:05
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Luigi Thirty posted:Nazi Germany? I thought you guys broke up. We Germans aren't all smiles and sunshine.
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Oct 11, 2013 02:07
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Die, bad robots, die! Did you ever notice how men always leave the toilet seat up? That's the joke.
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mrfart posted:Don't worry Facepalm Ranger, they pave the way for this kind of filth in school. She's faking it.
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:One, Poochie needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine. Two, whenever Poochie's not on screen, all the other characters should be asking "Where's Poochie"? Three- 
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Oct 12, 2013 05:32
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Do over Ham posted:Deviant, we both know these children have no future! I... uh... Prove me wrong, goons. Prove me wrong.
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Everything Counts posted:Goons, let me tell you about another so-called wicked guy. He had long hair, and some wild ideas, and he didn't always do what other people thought was right. And that man's name was... I forget. But the point is... I forget that, too. Cookie, you know who I'm talking about! He used to drive that blue car. I'll tell you someone who cares. He's got long hair, works as a carpenter, has a lot of crazy ideas about love and brotherhood. His name's Gunnar and he's dating my mom. Sometimes he buys us beer.
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DrBouvenstein posted:The president is a Demy-Crat! Sure are a lot of ugly goons in your thread. Funky See Funky Do posted:Gentlemen, the screwballs have spoken. Ooh, look at that one!
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Drink-Mix Man posted:I know I shouldn't eat Thee... One Tower of Babel, and build it to heaven. To heaven!
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Oct 13, 2013 04:09
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ShaqDiesel posted:Well here we are, the star of The Blue Lagoon, and me, a blue haired goon... what the? First of all, my hair is green, not blue. I got nothin' to work with here. Nothin'!
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CatchrNdRy posted:Call me Mr. NdRy Call me Mrs. Scum.
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Pervert! Oh boy, this looks bad...
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Everything Counts posted:Charlie, as you know, we've been swimming, and we've developed a taste for it. We both agree that getting our own pool is the only way to go. Now before you respond, you must understand that your refusal to would result in months and months of I understand. Let us celebrate our new arrangement with the adding of chocolate to milk.
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Jerusalem posted:You're ugly as a mule and twice as stupid! If a stranger offers you a ride, I say take it! Lousy traumatic childhood...
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Oct 14, 2013 05:26
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Luigi Thirty posted:This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you! I've said it before, and I'll say it again: democracy doesn't work!
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Striking Yak posted:Mod Funky supports revolving-door probations. Mod Funky even released MondayHotDog, a poster twice convicted of image leeching. Can you trust a man like Mod Funky? As your mod, I would demand a science fiction library featuring an ABC of the genre! Asimov, Bester, Clarke!
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VogeGandire posted:What about Ray Bradbury? I'm aware of his work.
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Roark posted:That's Slick Willie for you, always with the smooth talk! Hey! Roark! Get back to work!
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VogeGandire posted:This match will determine once and for all which nation is the greatest on earth - Mexico or Portugal! Oh, I'll kill myself if Portugal doesn't win.
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Sanguinia posted:Kill two for matching gloves! What? What are you all looking at? I'm Dutch. Ah, forget you.
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IMJack posted:I was a fool to think anyone would want nude photos of Whoopie Goldberg. You're the ignoramus.
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Can't sleep, clown will eat me... Can't sleep, clown will eat me...
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Jerusalem posted:
Did you have the same backwards talking post with the flaming cards?
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Listen, rummy, I’m going to say it plain and simple: where’d you pinch the hooch? Is some blind tiger jerking suds on the side? Yes?
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Striking Yak posted:Maybe it's the beer talking but you got a butt that won't quit. They got these big chewy pretzels here andarunfosdfnurughhgFIVE DOLLARS? Get outta here... Wow, a side of Striking Yak I've never seen.
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Deviant posted:Well YOU have a GAMBLING PROBLEM! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch Cookie from his neon claws!
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Deviant posted:I was a political prisoner! How were you a political prisoner?
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:But first, we all stink! BloodDesk, you should see a doctor. I don't think a healthy goon can make that sort of smell.
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IMJack posted:All right, you poindexters, let's get this right! One: "Hey, hey, kids, I'm Talking Krusty." Two: "Hey, hey, here comes Slideshow Mel" -- again -- "Here comes Sideshow Mel". "Sideshow Mel". Three: "Hyu-hyu-hyu-heh-heh!" Okay, IMJack, we're ready to roll, and... IMJack?
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Drink-Mix Man posted:He likes peanuts.  can buy many peanuts.
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:Well, I hope you're all satisfied. You bankrupted a bunch of naive movie folks - folks from a Hollywood where values are... different. They weren't thinking about the money. They just wanted to tell a story, a story about a radioactive man, and you slick small-towners took 'em for all they were worth. My eyes! The goggles do nothing!
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Good night, Something Awesome. There will be no encores.
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