The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

DrBouvenstein posted:

But there's very little meat in these gym mats.

More testicles means more iron.

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Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

CatchrNdRy posted:

What are your son's hobbies?

Well, he's always chewing on that electrical cord.

# ¿ Oct 17, 2013 20:51

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Luigi Thirty posted:

All right Brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But let's just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.

Shut up, brain, or I'll stab you with a q-tip!

# ¿ Oct 19, 2013 08:48

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

DrBouvenstein posted:

When I was a little girl, I always dreamed of being in a Broadway audience.

My fellow goons: As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball. But tonight I say we must move forward, not backward. Upward, not forward. And always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!

# ¿ Oct 20, 2013 02:19

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Jerusalem posted:

Are the robot wives cheap and plentiful yet?

P.S. Please alter my pants as fashion dictates.

# ¿ Oct 20, 2013 07:14

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Mayo and Catsup posted:

Do I ever, it's five years later and I still think I'm a chicken! I'm a chicken, mrfart!

But I did a good job. A gooooood jobbbbb.

# ¿ Oct 21, 2013 06:40

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Kaboom! That, the sound of the thunderous volcanic explosion that gives birth to the magnificent geode, one of nature's most...

That's a bran muffin!

# ¿ Oct 22, 2013 03:35

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Hogburto posted:

I don't understand it. There wasn't any nuclear material in that van.

In there guys.

# ¿ Oct 22, 2013 19:06

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Hogburto posted:

Going bowling. Not back, avenge death.

I'm sick of being a wannabe league bowler. I wanna be a league bowler!

# ¿ Oct 23, 2013 05:30

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

I love these lazy Saturdays.

# ¿ Oct 23, 2013 21:09

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

AKA Driver posted:

Well, hot dog! We have a wiener.

My ears are burning.

No, really. I wanted to see inside so I lit a Q-tip.

# ¿ Oct 24, 2013 14:10

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Hogburto posted:

The days of the gun-toting, disgruntled postal worker went out with the Macarena.

# ¿ Oct 24, 2013 14:38

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Ainsley McTree posted:

I'm so sorry. Please accept five pounds of frozen shrimp.

No, sir! Don�t take the steam tray!

# ¿ Oct 24, 2013 21:36

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

CatchrNdRy posted:

Well I have some Tic-Tacs in my purse...

CatchrNdRy has been guilty of the following atrocities: synthesizing a laxative from peas and carrots, replacing my birth control pills with Tic Tacs...

# ¿ Oct 24, 2013 22:00

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Striking Yak posted:

Skeesix, isn't it true that IMJack once consumed a ten-pound bag of flour when no other food was available?

Oh, IMJack. Wouldn't you rather have your sugar bag?

# ¿ Oct 25, 2013 03:31

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

We need the outlet for our rock tumbler.

The internet? Is that thing still around?

# ¿ Oct 25, 2013 03:48

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

jscolon2.0 posted:

Your internet browser is experiencing difficulties. Please do not panic. Resist the temptation to read or talk to loved ones. Do not attempt sexual relations, as years of TVIV radiation have left your genitals withered and useless.

Well I'll be.

# ¿ Oct 25, 2013 04:03

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Come on, Jerusalem. I've waited my whole life to hear you speak. Don't you have anything relevant to say?

Not now, I'm too drunk.

# ¿ Oct 25, 2013 04:51

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Striking Yak posted:

Ick, lemon. Ugh, cherry. Ooh, custard! Mmmm...Purple...

This one has purple stuff inside. Purple is a fruit.

# ¿ Oct 25, 2013 13:47

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Fruit is nature's candy!

You chose fruit, you live with fruit.

# ¿ Oct 25, 2013 16:26

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Deviant posted:

Iron helps us quote!

Hello Joe!

# ¿ Oct 25, 2013 17:07

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Luigi Thirty posted:

Uh. Why don't you talk to that poster over there? I'm going to lunch.

What, what? This better be about pizza.

# ¿ Oct 25, 2013 19:06

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Uh, oh. Did I say that or just think it?

I've got to think of a lie fast!

To overcome the spider's curse, simply quote a Bible verse.

# ¿ Oct 25, 2013 19:32

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

"And he left them and went out of the city, into Bethany, and he lodged there?"

Yeah. Think about it.

# ¿ Oct 25, 2013 20:29

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Ainsley McTree posted:

Good evening, sir. Would you please log out, without a fuss, right now?

Just once I'd like someone to call me "sir" without adding "you're making a scene."

# ¿ Oct 25, 2013 21:56

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

CatchrNdRy posted:

he died in the Great War. Held a grenade for too long

Okay, who pulled the pin on this one?

# ¿ Oct 26, 2013 01:16

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Ovulate, drat you, ovulate!

You are out of sperm.

# ¿ Oct 26, 2013 04:31

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Cookie Kwan posted:

A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow... and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner.

He's exactly as rich and as famous as Don King, and he looks just like him!

# ¿ Oct 26, 2013 04:46

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

jscolon2.0 posted:

LOCUST FART HELL said Deviant would fold faster than Superman on Laundry Day.

jscolon2.0 said the teachers will crack at any minute purple monkey dishwasher.

# ¿ Oct 26, 2013 06:11

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Baron Bifford posted:

This Variety article says that Krabapple isn't the one slated to die.

What is the policy of the producers regarding the loss of a cast member? Do they retire the character or hire another actor who can mimic the voice?

When Phil Hartman died, Troy McClure and Lionel Hutz were retired.

When Maggie Roswell quit, they hired someone else to do her characters, except for Maude, who was killed off.

When Doris Grau died, they put Lunchlady Doris into semi-retirement in a non-speaking role, but later had Tress MacNeille do her lines.

NEEEEEEERRRRRRDDDDD!!!

# ¿ Oct 26, 2013 22:34

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

mrfart posted:

Just do your job, heart boy.

apparently lunch lady Boris has a son named Bort. Oh, and of course Lionel Hutz and Troy McClure disappeared when Phil Hartman was murdered by his wife.

Lunchlady Doris's son is the squeaky voiced teen.

# ¿ Oct 26, 2013 22:45

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

The Dark One posted:

Alright, they're on to us. Get him back to Sea World!

Cheese it, the feds!

# ¿ Oct 27, 2013 05:22

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Do over Ham posted:

Mmm, I can't wait to eat that monkey!

You may remember her from such roles as the secretary on the original The Bob Newhart Show (1972�1978).

Although, you know, though I started my quoting career... several years before Do over Ham, so I could never really have learned anything... directly from him, still... I think, in a way, in a very meaningful way, that I... all-all of us, have, have learned... from him. And that is by being a clown on television for, for... for so many years. Even though many of us, we didn't watch his show. Uh, t-thank you.

# ¿ Oct 27, 2013 05:45

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Mister Kingdom posted:

Look at these records: Jim Nabors, Glen Campbell, The Doodletown Pipers. Now look at Luigi's records, they stink!

Nobody knows the band Grand Funk? The wild, shirtless lyrics of Mark Farner? The bong-rattling bass of Mel Schacher? The competent drum work of Don Brewer?

# ¿ Oct 27, 2013 18:54

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Skeesix posted:

Wait no, don't go!

I even made a little theme song! Professor frink professor frink he makes you laugh he makes you think...

He likes to run, and then the thing, with the... person?

Oh boy, that monkey is going to pay.

# ¿ Oct 28, 2013 00:39

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Skeesix posted:

I'm sorry what's the question here?

My question's about the budget, sir.

# ¿ Oct 28, 2013 00:39

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Everything Counts posted:

Looks like those clowns in Congress did it again. What a bunch of clowns.

How does it keep up with the news like that?

# ¿ Oct 28, 2013 00:53

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Women's Rights? posted:

That fellow at Radio Shack said I was mad. Well who's mad now!

We need to check everywhere a sick, solitary, twisted freak would go.

# ¿ Oct 28, 2013 05:54

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Funky See Funky Do posted:

No, GuyDudeBroMan, just ignorant. You see, your crazy friend never heard of syndication. Just ask this TV/TV mod.

Depends where you are. Here they show a mix but I suppose it's tempting for the network to show newer episodes rather than 20 year old ones that everyone has seen a hundred times over. The older ones may be better but most people that aren't goons will usually only watch something a few times before they get bored of it.

It's a new episode.

# ¿ Oct 28, 2013 14:50

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# ¿ May 12, 2024 03:15

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

jscolon2.0 posted:

Girls should stick to girly threads like hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.

Well what's the one where the chicks whale on each other?

# ¿ Oct 28, 2013 14:58

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