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Skeesix posted:Hey, can your grandpa do THIS? I brought my Rappin' Ronny Reagan tape!
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I had a cat named Snowball. She died! She died! Mom said she was sleeping. She lied! She lied! Why oh why is my cat dead? Couldn't that Chrysler hit me instead?
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:TVIV is leading our kids down a moral sewer - gotta go! He's talking about S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N!
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mrfart posted:Drink-Mix Man, can I anoint the sores on his feet? with the passing and the dribbling and my shoes made of the FLUBBER! And away I go, excitening! Ow, that was painful! Oh the Flubber is burning my feet!
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Cookie Kwan posted:They made us. Is that too spicy for you?
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oldskool posted:Knife goes in, guts come out. What a brave corporate logo!
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Moneypenny Dreadful posted:To stop those monsters, one-two-three, I made a pigeon-rat.
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CatchrNdRy posted:You think you're so big because your class always gets to do projects. Well, um, I'm doing a school project on, uhm..er, fireworks. My geode must be acknowledged!
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Oct 25, 2013 02:57
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Skeesix posted:I'll field that one! A round of applause for this inanimate carbon rod!
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Skeesix posted:Oh no, not yet! You still owe me 10 Iroquoi twists! Hihowareya hihowareya hihowareya hihowareya
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Bjay9 posted:
Marge? Your husband was found DOA. Oh wait, I mean DWI. I always get those two mixed up.
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Roark posted:My name's Roark. You said my moderator had a DWI? Uh. Why don't you talk to that poster over there? I'm going to lunch.
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Deviant posted:It's wonderful, Hogburto. I've never felt so accepted in all my life. These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a register date based on the order in which I joined. Naught naught naught, naught naught, naught naught 2. drat Lowtax.
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Drink-Mix Man posted:The thread called and said if you don't come in tomorrow, don't bother coming in Monday. Woohoo! Four day probation!
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Cookie Kwan posted:
We call it Three Stooges Syndrome.
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The Dark One posted:Foxtrot, that monkey is going to need most of your skin. You see your epidermis means your hair so technically it's true.
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Baron Bifford posted:What is the policy of the producers regarding the loss of a cast member? Do they retire the character or hire another actor who can mimic the voice? Duffman can never die, only the actors who play him!
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Hogburto posted:Change the channel, Marge. The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Crap rock? Starland Vocal Band? They suck!
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MondayHotDog posted:Nobody knows the band Grand Funk? The wild, shirtless lyrics of Mark Farner? The bong-rattling bass of Mel Schacher? The competent drum work of Don Brewer? Grand Funk Railroad paved the way for Jefferson Airplane, which cleared the way for Jefferson Starship.
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Mister Kingdom posted:Oh, that monkey is gonna pay. It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times?
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Skeesix posted:Wait no, don't go! I'm Mister Plow and I'm here to say I'm the plowingest guy in the USA
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MondayHotDog posted:How does it keep up with the news like that? I invested in something called NewsCorp.
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MondayHotDog posted:It's true, but he shouldn't say it. And by true, I mean false. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies. And in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer is: No.
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Everything Counts posted:Hi, Drink-Mix! Find your soul mate! Captain Janeway, you'll be in my dreams tonight...
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Roark posted:Tramapoline! Trampopoline! Sorny! And Magnetbox!
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Bjay9 posted:I like pizza, I like bagels, Simpson! Homer Simpson! He's the greatest guy in history From the, town of Springfield He's about to hit a chestnut tree.
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CatchrNdRy posted:This is the largest TV in the free world. No TV and no Beer make Homer something something
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Skeesix posted:I'd like to try a spanish language version of my song: My name is Otto and I love to get blotto!
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Skeesix posted:That's it, we're out of here! If you'll excuse me, I booked some time at the wind tunnel.
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Drink-Mix Man posted:It's the only website in America that's not afraid to tell the truth: that everything's just fine. IT WILL SOUND EVERY 3 SECONDS, UNLESS SOMETHING ISN'T OKAY!
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Dad, this is a hundred and twenty dollars.
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I should warn you, I'm told I snore.
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I didn't know dogs really do that.
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I have been shot eight times this year, and as a result, I almost missed work.
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Technogeek posted:I'm sorry, Mr. CharlieFoxtrot. We're low on chairs, and...this is the last one. There, there. There, there.
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:No! No, freakin' kids. I do not need this, I've got a masters degree in folklore mythology. Captain Janeway, you'll be in my dreams tonight.
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