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Should have guessed, it's your favorite vice of choice : Flat rate car repair.
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Oh God. A bypass pulley on a Sable. That is a horror I wouldn't wish on anyone. 
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and Then followed by the happiest day of my life when I realized this entire city is just littered with cars I just can't seem to find my keys to
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She's a little rough around the edges, but that's okay because I'm in familiar territory now. I know what to expect. The Civic was plain, reliable, a work horse. It was the Frau Bleucher in my stable, the one you know you can count on. But it's not what I need. Deep down inside, I know that I need someone to spit on me, make me bleed and cry, and to treat me like the emotional tampon I know I truly am. Mechanically, it's terrifying. The engine purred when I freed the ignition switch, so I drilled it out and off I went. To find out that there's something seriously wrong with the brakes, it's only braking with one wheel right now, and only all the way down at the very bottom. I'm pretty sure that it's the right front that brakes, because if you push down hard and bottom the pedal out the right front locks, it veers, and I crap my pants. It also misfires under load, it feels like spark or fuel related. Oh, also when I fill it with water it comes out literay as fast as I can pour it in from the water pump. The tires paint marked meant it was getting towed and impounded in the morning, so I parked it in visual distance on the next block a corner over. I wonder what the owner wants to do with it.
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Aug 7, 2016 07:25
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Aug 7, 2016 08:01
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Honestly it blows my mind that that battery cranked it like it was fresh off the line and really kind of makes me reconsider at what point do things need to finally be replaced
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Aug 7, 2016 08:08
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Rhyno posted:... 1. Saved a Camry destined for impound. 2. 3.(Free?) Camry? 4. Profit!
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Aug 7, 2016 08:10
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14 BAR RIFF posted:1. Saved a Camry destined for impound. Bless you for giving home to poor abandoned babies!
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Aug 7, 2016 12:35
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Serious question are you now breaking into random cars?
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Aug 7, 2016 13:06
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Cakefool posted:Serious question are you now breaking into random cars? He's not stealing them. He's adopting them. Also, breaking into cars and moving them around the neighborhood sounds like an amazing passtime.
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MrYenko posted:He's not stealing them. He's adopting them. "My car is not where I parked it last night. No, not stolen. Just...moved. A couple houses down. Yes, I know that doesn't make sense." 14 inch, I read this entire thread while my car was getting fixed (neighbor backed into it and wrecked the front right suspension) and between my car drama and yours (by far more entertaining) I've slowly become a blossoming car nerd. Hope you're doing well. Part of me wants to find an old Civic to do crazy things to.
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Aug 7, 2016 13:47
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Lol at "free"
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Did it smell of mildew and rat piss? Is there moss growing in the carpet?
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Aug 7, 2016 17:39
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Wait, are you moving cars without permission? Don't do that. Also, some huge percentage of abandoned cars are stolen (but may have swapped plates, so traffic can't tell) and will only have the VIN read and be returned to the rightful owner.
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Aug 7, 2016 18:48
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nm posted:Wait, are you moving cars without permission? Don't listen to this guy.
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Aug 7, 2016 18:53
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Wear gloves just in case that's the world's shittiest bait car.
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Aug 7, 2016 23:03
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IS THIS WHERE WE POST FOR FLASHLIGHT DICKWAVING?! 
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Hey, it's an LX or whatever with the pushbutton climate control. Too bad most of the dash is missing.
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Apparently my inner elbow rupturing open and having poo poo crawling the doctors could see but would only refer to as some sort of skin issue told me if I've felt these symptoms since Christmas then I should have scheduled an appointment with a GP or dermatologist so that wasnt an emergency and I said you guys said i was loving delusional so here are these hallucinations? So I pretty much give up on everything. Dont call the cops on me Meatpimp Im just saying I dont really care about anything any more but that desnt mean take it the wrong way. Sick and loving tired of cops, too.
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Aug 9, 2016 09:00
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Sad to see you back on the meth, Dave
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14 BAR RIFF posted:Dont call the cops on me Meatpimp Don't worry, dude, you're on your own. Maybe the cops already told me they'd have their eye on you anyway.
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14 BAR RIFF posted:Dont call the cops on me Meatpimp. Meatpimp, please call the cops on this fool. I want at least another 30 years of entertainment out of this thread.
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Aug 9, 2016 14:12
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14 BAR RIFF posted:Apparently my inner elbow rupturing open and having poo poo crawling the doctors could see but would only refer to as some sort of skin issue told me if I've felt these symptoms since Christmas then I should have scheduled an appointment with a GP or dermatologist so that wasnt an emergency and I said you guys said i was loving delusional so here are these hallucinations? Dude just so you know you're not the only person (by far) that thinks doctors suck, be glad you're not a veteran dealing with the VA, they're all a bunch of fuckwits that are too lazy to look into a problem unless it's something completely obvious like a severed arm or going into cardiac arrest on the floor. Anything other than that and it's a huge PITA they don't want to bother with. So yeah, gently caress the VA and all the doctors in it. That is all.
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Aug 9, 2016 16:44
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leica posted:be glad you're not a veteran dealing with the VA Great correlation. 
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This isn't the army thread.
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13 what can we do to help you out?
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piss boner posted:Great correlation. The VA has doctors too and the issues are well documented. Glad I could explain that to you.
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leica posted:The VA has doctors too and the issues are well documented. Geirskogul posted:This isn't the army thread.
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You know the VA employs civilian doctors right? Jesus Christ. Try to sympathize with the guy about lovely doctors and it somehow turns into something about the loving Army.
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leica posted:You know the VA employs civilian doctors right? Support Are Troops, friend. Oorah sic semper firannis yeehaw amen.
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It sounds like you're trying to change the thread subject, not sympathize. Not at all. Seriously it came out of nowhere, and it's weird and wrong. TRY again
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Christ you guys are crucifying leica almost as much as you did to 14" for using meth.
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Seriously, what the gently caress is wrong with you guys? leica's posts were perfectly reasonable and y'all are being dumb as poo poo.
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ANYWAY how's 14 doing? I miss the Lovecraftian metal posts and the threat of a biturbo
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Geirskogul posted:It sounds like you're trying to change the thread subject, not sympathize. Not at all. Seriously it came out of nowhere, and it's weird and wrong. TRY again Explain to me how it's weird and wrong? You getting sand in your vagina is what came out of nowhere, what the gently caress. My Man Shran posted:Support Are Troops, friend. Oorah sic semper firannis yeehaw amen. Lol
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Less time derailing into slapfights about leica's posting, more 14". What's going on, 14? I found it hard to understand what you posted about your elbow - something about needing an appointment? Is that something the thread can help with, maybe find some alternative doctors that take your insurance (or will accept payment in the form of oily car parts)? I'm super intrigued by the pictures we interpreted as renegade parking patrol. Were you helping out a friend? Oh, and how's the Gremlin?
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14 BAR RIFF posted:Apparently my inner elbow rupturing open and having poo poo crawling the doctors could see but would only refer to as some sort of skin issue told me if I've felt these symptoms since Christmas then I should have scheduled an appointment with a GP or dermatologist so that wasnt an emergency and I said you guys said i was loving delusional so here are these hallucinations? Your parents seem like pretty cool people who would do anything they can to help you. You should consider talking to them and perhaps getting one of them (or an alternative responsible adult) to accompany you to the GP/dermatologist appointment to support your explanation/demonstration of your symptoms. Get it sorted.
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14 can you just move back home? I am asking out of genuine concern
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