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The only reason the one brake works is thanks to the diligence of thousands upon thousands of Nano-spiders applying all eight legs down onto the warped surface of the formerly-metal rotor. Just wait until they find out about his tats.. they may even start drawing fluid from the various rust-and-coolant puddles, and finish off his sleeve in delightfully toxic colors as he slips into a coma. Meanwhile the larger bretherin begin to spin webs between his digits. Of course, this brew will cause further mutations. The next time we see him, we very well may be facing the one - the ONLY, 13" DICK WITH EGGSAC.
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Oct 22, 2013 19:02
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13 INCH DICK posted:god only knows what it would look like if I tried to rub it out. Probably a lot more red. You'd lose an extra inch or so, too.
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Oct 24, 2013 01:15
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Try sounding with something softer.
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Oct 24, 2013 01:23
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Somewhat Heroic posted:
I actually uttered this aloud.
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Oct 29, 2013 06:16
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why did you keep going back for more!?
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General_Failure posted:2bbl Weber is usually the answer to this question. 2bbl Weber is usually the answer to any question on a forum populated by surly old drunks.
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Nov 1, 2013 08:26
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Tanz-Kommandant posted:Wait, I thought if alcohol is brought into the equation then so is Edelbrock? Six degrees of Rhynos' driveway separation.
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Fifty Three posted:This. "Haha wait- NO what oh god why again" Yes. But to be honest, I utter that with almost every AI thread.
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Nov 6, 2013 06:12
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Snowdens Secret posted:So I'm like 2000 posts behind in the chat thread, if it's worth repeating, what happened to the new shop you were going to and did you end up back at Firestone? Yes, and Yes, respectively.
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Nov 7, 2013 23:30
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KKKLIP ART posted:Does this mean you smoked that mystery substance for nothing? I wouldn't say that he did it for nothing - it probably just hasn't had a chance to metastasize yet.
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Nov 9, 2013 15:45
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13 INCH DICK posted:I'm broooooooke Time to smoke some P'n'P nug for  ?
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Nov 15, 2013 00:08
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Goddammit. I'm going to have this running through my head all night. We need some updates on your teeny car.
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Jan 15, 2014 06:11
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some texas redneck posted:just tell him I need the day off to get some Tool. Wait are we still talking about music? 
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EightBit posted:Happens to most singers. Saw Rush a few years ago and Geddy Lee can't sing the earlier stuff right any more. Meet the new boss. Same as the old boss.
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Jan 15, 2014 19:57
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eBay has been sticking this on my front page for almost a week. I cackle aloud every time I see it.
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Feb 13, 2014 18:06
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meatpimp posted:3D print it. Bypass it.
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Feb 26, 2014 19:52
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13 INCH DICK posted:Dash mounted headlight/dash dimmer switch, erhm, exploded. I'll have some cool pictures for you guys soon, but the last time a Civic used a dash mounted switch for that was 1975 How many poles on it? This isn't rocket surgery. KozmoNaut posted:Replace it with an ~*~*overhead switch*~*~ 
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Feb 26, 2014 21:12
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All of that for a DPDT. Huh. ..look at the pussy wearing gloves yet has a full-on sleeve.  v- Dammit, now I am going to start wearing gloves. Maybe. Then again, I don't tend to deal with fluids much, since I don't have any Lucas Electronics. 
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Seat Safety Switch posted:Hey, gloves are the best. You never know when you have to stop wrenching to plug a wound with your finger. Screw the gloves. That was minutes ago. Now I am wondering what amperage ball bearings are rated for. 13"? What goes through that mess? How many seals can you electrocute on land? Viggen fucked around with this message at 05:56 on Feb 27, 2014 |
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13 INCH DICK posted:As of monday I will be parking in my new garage Wait, is this euphemism and not at the same time? 
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Mar 5, 2014 21:23
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Thank god he didn't have the foresight to take a black light on walkthroughs..
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Mar 5, 2014 21:54
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Rhyno posted:I was promised garage pictures. Hold your horses. He hasn't finished smoking objects found on the slab, yet.
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Mar 10, 2014 20:13
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 The center image needs to be a Black Widow, though. I'll be on the lookout at the dollar stores.
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Apr 18, 2014 01:44
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13 INCH DICK posted:the thingy that spins around and goes zap Its not like the steering wheel is THAT difficult to replace. 
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Rhyno posted:Jackpot? No, its in Texas, not Nevada. Still, I suppose he'll be able to afford more bolts and strap-on devices, now.
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