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Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Couchchat: The Quickening

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Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
A chair. Made of stools. That turns into a couch. In the shape of a bed.

12 little televisions attatched to a large metal plate, affixed to the ceiling with rope and bolts.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
I didn't know that Guy Fieri's hair required anything more than bleach, Elmer's Glue and sunglasses.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
The David Lynch scenes alone were incredible in and of themselves.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
We get it, Doug Benson. You like weed.

We get it.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

hcreight posted:

To play Devil's Advocate, if people are going to keep paying him money to smoke weed who are we to stop that?

A valid point.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
I'm surprised these jackasses haven't hijacked a Klingon Bird of Prey to stop the whalers.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
The Shining reference at the end made that entire K&P sketch.

Flawless.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

muscles like this? posted:

Awwwww poo poo, Lance Reddick is going to be on next week's Eric Andre Show.

That episode is gonna be a must see.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
The Chinese foreign ministry is getting involved, too. Because if there's one group of people who knows all about killing Chinese citizens en masse, it's the Chinese government.

loving ridiculous.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
A new season of Burning Love started last night on E!; June Diane Raphael is the bachelorette, and Colin Hanks, Paul Scheer (Raphael's real life husband), Adam Scott, Nick Kroll, Joe Lo Truglio, Rob Huebel, Jerry O'Connell, Adam Brody and Kumail Nanjiani are some of the suitors.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Gonna start sending those to friends and family, with different health ailments like strokes, shingles, gout, hysterical pregnancy and Creutzfeldt–Jakob disease.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

scary ghost dog posted:

Eagleheart season 3 starts tonight at midnight.



It started last Thursday.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Yeah.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Start "The 666 Club", hosted by Rob Zombie.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
I don't think any broadcast television outfit could afford the budget required to properly display (using advanced CGI supercomputers) the mind-shredding, non-euclidian terror of the sunken city of R'yleh.

On the other hand, it would open up terrifying new vistas of reality.

Get Oded Fehr to play Abdul Alhazred.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Aw son of a bitch.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
I echo what hollylolly says. Season 2 of Revolution, against all odds, is actually pretty good television.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
The Marshal's office turning into some sort of living organism that births new Marshals out of bleeding walls made of skin was genius. Such a fantastic show.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Mads Mikkelsen then. Mads Mikkelsen now. Mads Mikkelsen forever.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Josh Lyman posted:

What does that mean?

It means that even though the official game doesn't show it, Page's character model was designed with breasts (with nipples) and a vagina, and some PS3 hacker ran the game through debug mode and found a way to see the fully nude character.

Which is creepy as hell.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

muscles like this? posted:

HBO at the TCAs has revealed that there's just going to be one more season of Boardwalk Empire.

Boooooo.

BOOOOOOOOOO.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Mu Zeta posted:

The producers including Scorcese are working on another HBO show with Bobby Cannavale!

Okay, that makes me feel a bit better.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Eagleheart Season 3 was incredible. I'm so glad that they went with an actual storyline this season. Chris Elliott is a mad genius.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Hispanic Clooney Youngster and Chubby Ryan Philippe Stand-In?

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Check It Out! With Dr. Steve Brule has a season 3, and episodes start next month.

http://insidetv.ew.com/2014/01/22/john-c-reilly-check-it-out-with-dr-steve-brule/

FOR YOUR HEALTH, ya dingus.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Ironic that the only perimeter that ever truly caught anybody was the one set up in the last episode for Jack.

That said, PRESIDENT DEVANE AND PM FRY gently caress YES

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Marvin_Gardens posted:

Hey are you guys on that "Broad City"? I think it's really good, but there's no thread about it.

Yeah there is.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3604171

And yes, Broad City is great thus far.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
The Winter Olympics is all about hockey and curling. I couldn't give less of a poo poo about any other sports in Sochi.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
The Jack Bauer Power Hour all up in yo Super Bowl commercials.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Jack Bauer & Chloe Salander+explosions+gunfire+screaming=Oh hell yes.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Mu Zeta posted:

I think Stephen Fry plays the villain or something. It's going to be fun.

Fry is the British PM and William Devane is the POTUS.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
O/U on total number of failed perimeters this season: 6

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Looking forward to seeing how many moles are embedded inside of the UK's Countere Terrourism Unitte.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
This has been said time and time again, but the western US in the 24-verse should technically be a hellish nuclear wasteland after the San Gabriel reactors melted down in season 4.

Combine that with the fact that over a period of 15 years, the government has seen something like 8 different Presidents, yet the in-show universe treats this as something normal, rather than something that happens to random third world countries every 12-18 months.

Gonz fucked around with this message at 06:51 on Feb 3, 2014

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Deadpool posted:

Yup. All the Bauer family poo poo and CTU Agent Ricky Schroeder killed that season dead.

Agent Ricky Schroeder getting the Neo treatment and having his eyes exploded was hilarious.

"AHHHHHHH I CAN'T SEE! I CAN'T SEE!"

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

If James Heller aka the Secretary of Offense was in it, it was a good season.

President Heller is a welcome addition to the new season, just so long as none of the storylines involve Veggie Audrey Raines. I just want to see President Heller uncovering moles within his administration and then having them renditioned post haste in some Area 51-style black site full of lasers and whatnot. James Heller don't take no poo poo.



News You Can use: Bill Devane was also the POTUS in The Dark Knight Rises.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Sober posted:

Didn't he like invade the White House or something

That was season 7, and he wasn't Haitian. That was General Benjamin Juma, played by none other than Tony Todd, from the fictional African nation of Sangala. And not only did he take over the White House, but he and his nondescript African mercenary goonsquad PHYSICALLY DRILLED A GIANT HOLE UP INTO THE WHITE HOUSE SUB-BASEMENT THROUGH UNTOLD METERS OF LIMESTONE AND THEN HELD THE PRESIDENT HOSTAGE. It was one of the most preposterous moments from a series full of glorious preposterous moments.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Deadpool posted:

No, that was the fifth season, aka the best season. Poor Edgar.

I'd like to think that Edgar's death was an incredible coincidence, and that at that particular time, he died from a heart attack due to his obesity, rather than a nerve gas attack.

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Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

Total number of moles: 4

Oh, i'll definitely take the over on this one. I predict that no less than half of the credited cast members will be moles of some kind. Double/triple/quadruple agents, even.

We'll also probably get a British Tony, and rather than a Cubs mug, he'll drink out of a ManU or Arsenal mug or something.

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