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fan of the browns
Apr 6, 2012


my enemy...
the enemy of every human who has ever lived...
this is the life-force that watches over the Dinosaurs.
Thank you Bewbies. I'm super stoked.

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fan of the browns
Apr 6, 2012


my enemy...
the enemy of every human who has ever lived...
this is the life-force that watches over the Dinosaurs.

Ehud posted:

Teddy declaring

@teddyb_h2o: Sacrificed a lot of personal glory for the people around me because I I've always been apart of something bigger than me. It's my time now.

It was inevitable since his stock could only go down at this point.

fan of the browns
Apr 6, 2012


my enemy...
the enemy of every human who has ever lived...
this is the life-force that watches over the Dinosaurs.

Roasted Donut posted:

this qb class is like loving the trash next to kitty genovese

I feel like this might be an exaggeration.

fan of the browns
Apr 6, 2012


my enemy...
the enemy of every human who has ever lived...
this is the life-force that watches over the Dinosaurs.
Texans chat is the new Ravens chat

arf arf

fan of the browns
Apr 6, 2012


my enemy...
the enemy of every human who has ever lived...
this is the life-force that watches over the Dinosaurs.

The Puppy Bowl posted:

I wonder if college game day will bump Tebow when JFF becomes available in three years.

He's retiring after winning the Browns 3 Super Bowls. :confused:

fan of the browns
Apr 6, 2012


my enemy...
the enemy of every human who has ever lived...
this is the life-force that watches over the Dinosaurs.
Is it me or did it go from an uniquely deep QB draft to an average QB draft really quickly?

Originally, the assumption was Bridgewater, Mariota, Hundley, Manziel, Bortles, and Carr were all declaring giving a buyer's choice option.

I feel like with Hundley and Mariota staying we're left with a much more average draft at QB, numbers-wise (not necessarily talent-wise but it could be both).

fan of the browns
Apr 6, 2012


my enemy...
the enemy of every human who has ever lived...
this is the life-force that watches over the Dinosaurs.
I feel like the Good Andy/Bad Andy coinflip is his defining characteristic.

fan of the browns
Apr 6, 2012


my enemy...
the enemy of every human who has ever lived...
this is the life-force that watches over the Dinosaurs.
Doltos is a treasure even if he posts on reddit. He has the rear end and thighs of a black man.

fan of the browns
Apr 6, 2012


my enemy...
the enemy of every human who has ever lived...
this is the life-force that watches over the Dinosaurs.
Mayock talking about JFF

quote:

"The first tape I put in was Alabama and I put the tape down about two hours later and said 'Wow! That was awesome.' It was really fun to watch. He makes throws, he allows other players to make plays, he gives (receiver) Mike Evans a chance to make plays, he extends plays. He was like a combination of Fran Tarkenton and Doug Flutie.

This poo poo gets me hot.

fan of the browns
Apr 6, 2012


my enemy...
the enemy of every human who has ever lived...
this is the life-force that watches over the Dinosaurs.

Quest For Glory II posted:

Manziel is very generous, he'll give receivers a chance to make plays, cornerbacks a chance to make plays, linebackers a chance to make plays...







The defense rests.

fan of the browns
Apr 6, 2012


my enemy...
the enemy of every human who has ever lived...
this is the life-force that watches over the Dinosaurs.
FAVRE SEES SELF IN JOHNNY MANZIEL

quote:

"I almost thought I was watching film of a young Brett Favre," he told the newspaper. "I didn't think I did a lot of things well [in college at Southern Miss], but he did. And I liked the attitude of 'whatever it takes.' From that standpoint, I liked him."

As if the Fran/Flutie thing wasn't enough...

The NFL is absolutely lacking in "havin' fun out there," vicodin addiction, and dick pics.

Not counting the Saints.

fan of the browns
Apr 6, 2012


my enemy...
the enemy of every human who has ever lived...
this is the life-force that watches over the Dinosaurs.

Doltos posted:

You know I've been thinking about this. I just got a really nice mic and I have the capability to put together a podcast. I feel that since we successfully put together a draft tracker board why not a podcast? We could get different people on it to contribute...

I'd love to hear the Football Podhouse cover late round gems. I'd be glad to listen/help in any way possible.

fan of the browns
Apr 6, 2012


my enemy...
the enemy of every human who has ever lived...
this is the life-force that watches over the Dinosaurs.

DupaDupa posted:

I don't know what to tell you if you aren't hoping to see poo poo like this every Sunday next year:





Especially if its twice a year against the Steelers.

I want those dainty little jumps in a Browns jersey.

Honestly, I'm ping-ponging through my desired QBs...

My head says Teddy, Blake, Johnny.

But my heart says Johnny, Teddy, Blake.

David Carr is the worst case scenario in the game of "QB Mystery Date"

fan of the browns
Apr 6, 2012


my enemy...
the enemy of every human who has ever lived...
this is the life-force that watches over the Dinosaurs.
What time does day two of the draft start? I might have some vacation days to burn and this seems like a perfect day to spend drinking alone.

fan of the browns
Apr 6, 2012


my enemy...
the enemy of every human who has ever lived...
this is the life-force that watches over the Dinosaurs.
The Browns taking Carr is a smoke screen, everything I'm reading is essentially saying whichever of the top 3 QBs left they'll take.

God, let it be a smokescreen.

fan of the browns
Apr 6, 2012


my enemy...
the enemy of every human who has ever lived...
this is the life-force that watches over the Dinosaurs.

Doltos posted:

cmon kirios

What are your evaluation for the top 3 QBs? A lot seems like smokescreens and storylines but criticizing Bortles for playing subpar competition and QB inflation seems legitimate.

fan of the browns
Apr 6, 2012


my enemy...
the enemy of every human who has ever lived...
this is the life-force that watches over the Dinosaurs.

Alouicious posted:

I remember the Fiesta Bowl GDT vividly, everyone was onboard the Bortmobile p hard

I remember posting



a bunch.

Now, I've talked myself out of wanting him because I'm scared to love anyone.

fan of the browns
Apr 6, 2012


my enemy...
the enemy of every human who has ever lived...
this is the life-force that watches over the Dinosaurs.

quote:

Tony Grossi ‏@TonyGrossi 2h
Fresno State QB Derek Carr, on Sirius XM 'Late Hits' said private workout w/ #Browns "went exactly how we wanted it to. " ...

Rad, another late first round QB pick. This has worked the last two times we did it and didn't suck poo poo at all.

fan of the browns
Apr 6, 2012


my enemy...
the enemy of every human who has ever lived...
this is the life-force that watches over the Dinosaurs.
Apparently, the Browns missed Clowney's pro-day because of working out Bortles. I saw someone raise the point of the Browns missing out on seeing tertiary players at major pro-days, which is a point I've not thought a lot about and I'm assuming, neither have they.

fan of the browns
Apr 6, 2012


my enemy...
the enemy of every human who has ever lived...
this is the life-force that watches over the Dinosaurs.
All the "insider info" I've read seems like Carr at 26 seems to be the plan. I'm really, really not sold on Carr for reasons I can't quite qualify. It just seems like he's a good-to-great college player against not-stellar competition with inflated stats and is getting a boon from both "QB inflation" and this bullshit "bloodline pedigree" stuff. For whatever reason, I think Carr is the biggest bust/boom potential of any of the QBs in this draft. Maybe I'm dumb but I don't see Carr's upside and it seems like he has a fairly average ceiling (which, admittedly, can be remedied with a Watkins/Gordon/Cameron/Rabbit receiving corps).


If the Browns aren't willing to gamble on one of the Big 3 I'd rather see Jimmy Garoppolo in the second (preferably with a trade-down), outside of Manziel I think Jimmy G has a pretty high ceiling as long as he works on arm-strength/mechanics for a season or two.

fan of the browns
Apr 6, 2012


my enemy...
the enemy of every human who has ever lived...
this is the life-force that watches over the Dinosaurs.
Derek Carr is a loving GoBot.

fan of the browns
Apr 6, 2012


my enemy...
the enemy of every human who has ever lived...
this is the life-force that watches over the Dinosaurs.
Johnny Manziel is ROM the SPACE KNIGHT

fan of the browns
Apr 6, 2012


my enemy...
the enemy of every human who has ever lived...
this is the life-force that watches over the Dinosaurs.

sweet thursday posted:

*rests chin on clasped hands*

But who is MonsterWalk?

fan of the browns
Apr 6, 2012


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the enemy of every human who has ever lived...
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quote:

Dane Brugler ‏@dpbrugler Apr 9
Working the phones this morning to get the current pulse of this QB draft class. Jimmy Garoppolo is quietly a very coveted player #NFLDraft

MonsterWalk's QB wishlist based on poo poo-all:

1.) JFF
2.) Bridge
3a.) BORT
3b.) Jimmy G


(Not Pictured: Derek "Egg" Carr)

fan of the browns fucked around with this message at 03:46 on Apr 11, 2014

fan of the browns
Apr 6, 2012


my enemy...
the enemy of every human who has ever lived...
this is the life-force that watches over the Dinosaurs.

Detroit_Dogg posted:

TOUCHDOWN JORDAN LYNCH THE STEELERS HAVE WON THE SUPERBOWL THE STEELERS HAVE WON THE SUPER BOWL

You play to much, dogg. Too much

fan of the browns
Apr 6, 2012


my enemy...
the enemy of every human who has ever lived...
this is the life-force that watches over the Dinosaurs.

Roasted Donut posted:

We already know he's going to the browns at 4

gently caress you. Not ok.

fan of the browns
Apr 6, 2012


my enemy...
the enemy of every human who has ever lived...
this is the life-force that watches over the Dinosaurs.
I propose DWD(down with Daltos) gangtag.

To improve post quality I will attempt to write a somewhat in-depth thing on why Derek Carr is a piece of poo poo and sucks.

fan of the browns
Apr 6, 2012


my enemy...
the enemy of every human who has ever lived...
this is the life-force that watches over the Dinosaurs.
My google alerts are for set "poo poo" and "Derek Carr," what's up?

fan of the browns
Apr 6, 2012


my enemy...
the enemy of every human who has ever lived...
this is the life-force that watches over the Dinosaurs.
That CBS draft is pretty much a dream for me. I want nothing more than bullshit Manziel magic overcoming Steelers bullshit magic. I'm about to roll a 20-sided die and make a blood oath to make sure this happens.

fan of the browns
Apr 6, 2012


my enemy...
the enemy of every human who has ever lived...
this is the life-force that watches over the Dinosaurs.

The Puppy Bowl posted:

Completely agreed. Manziel in Cleveland can only be good. You either dominate for a solid 5 years or it's a poo poo show to rival the Browns worst. So long as you don't get Teddy I'm content.

I hate that you like the Ravens and support Art Modell but I like the way you think.

How do you feel about birds?

fan of the browns
Apr 6, 2012


my enemy...
the enemy of every human who has ever lived...
this is the life-force that watches over the Dinosaurs.
Do we know what time Round 2/3 starts on Friday?

fan of the browns
Apr 6, 2012


my enemy...
the enemy of every human who has ever lived...
this is the life-force that watches over the Dinosaurs.

Roasted Donut posted:

i wish they would just switch back to all day saturday and sunday for the draft. this 3 day poo poo is lame and if they switch it to 4 it'll be awful

I'd dig:

Round 1: Friday
Round 2/3: Saturday
Round 4/5/6/7: Sunday

That'd be ideal.

fan of the browns
Apr 6, 2012


my enemy...
the enemy of every human who has ever lived...
this is the life-force that watches over the Dinosaurs.

This is really cool. I keep trying to do this with Derek Carr and then I was up four hours later with a nose bleed.

fan of the browns fucked around with this message at 05:48 on Apr 27, 2014

fan of the browns
Apr 6, 2012


my enemy...
the enemy of every human who has ever lived...
this is the life-force that watches over the Dinosaurs.
The Browns are inviting Vince "HOOK EM" Young to camp. Manziel is a loving lock ya'll.


fan of the browns
Apr 6, 2012


my enemy...
the enemy of every human who has ever lived...
this is the life-force that watches over the Dinosaurs.

Roasted Donut posted:

I'm so excited for the Browns to draft McCarron in the first. Maybe they'll double dip and grab carr too to really make sure they get a qb

This is something a loving dummy would say. So, good job, dummy.





The Browns are in a weird position at #26 where they can go in any number of interesting ways (WR, OG, S) but I'm hoping for a guard. In a perfect world Xavier Su'a Filo would drop enough for them to grab him...unless he sucks and I'm unaware of it.

fan of the browns
Apr 6, 2012


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the enemy of every human who has ever lived...
this is the life-force that watches over the Dinosaurs.

Azhais posted:

So Tajh Boyd travels in style to his autograph signings these days



I know the family that owns this service. I assure you it was donated/they are dumb.

fan of the browns
Apr 6, 2012


my enemy...
the enemy of every human who has ever lived...
this is the life-force that watches over the Dinosaurs.
gently caress Derek Carr, ya'll. Just wanna Get this out there

fan of the browns
Apr 6, 2012


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the enemy of every human who has ever lived...
this is the life-force that watches over the Dinosaurs.
My Dad thinks the Browns should draft AJ McCarron. I have severed all ties.

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fan of the browns
Apr 6, 2012


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the enemy of every human who has ever lived...
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Rasczak posted:

I have only one question, and it's very important:

What round does he think they need to draft him in?

Round two.

bewbies posted:

To be fair he came out very well in my analysis *with numbers*, maybe your dad is smarter than you think.

"Numbers don't matter when you just win games!"-Direct quote form MonsterDad

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