Hmong Moms posted:

Megadyptes posted:

got stuck in the secret abefail spot. 10/10 goty

Call Me Abey posted:

literally the first time I clicked inside of the game



simply incredible

Call Me Abey posted:

literally the first time I clicked inside of the game



simply incredible

Call Me Abey posted:

literally the first time I clicked inside of the game



simply incredible

no they will not posted:

FROM: Call Me Abey
SUBJECT: New GBS Rules for December
TO: elpintogrande, Fragmaster, Fistgrrl, Livestock, Debbia Metallica, mons al-madeen, hoodrow trillson, Lowtax, toby, angerbeet, Pipski, T. Finninho, garbage day, Choochacacko

Hi all. As you know I've been compiling my submissions for addendums to the new GBS rules for when it reverts from 2.0 back to GBS prime on December first. I know ozma said to "keep it brief" but I had so many good ideas for rules and forum upgrades both - I think you'll all be pretty pleased with what I've come up with.

1. When I change a thread title to indicate a mod challenge, please refrain from swapping my username with the op's username, and then giving that poster full moderation privileges. Meager though my power is, my slight advantage in status is all that keeps me from being clawed to death by my many cats.
   
2. All OPs MUST contain a link to a dress shop so I can be a pretty princess and ask Brad, sixth grade hunk, to take me to prom so I can write about it in my padlocked diary.
   
3. Month long probations for first time users of the "Hell, at least you're not abe's worthless, shrivelled penis" catchphrase in e/n, bans for repeat offenders or if they post the pic
   
4. actually, can we change back on the 30th of november instead? there's someone whom i've been waiting a month to ban for mod sass.
   
5. On a separate note Chooch can you take a look at the code for keeping track of postcount, mine keeps showing up as a negative for some reason
   
6. I'm all for having fun online but can we get rid of animated avatars? There's exciting and there's needlessly shocking, and quite frankly we passed that line the day I found my first dial-up in the dumpster outside the methadone clinic.
   
7. I shouldn't have to keep mentioning this in every PM I send, but here it is: I am gay. I am a big homo. Is there any way to remind people of this[popup window??]?
   
8. Is there any way we can get more YosPos posters in GBS? I love YosPos posts. I love to read them, I love to read the threads there, I like to imagine myself talking and hanging out with the people who made the posts... heaven!
   
9. can someone tell me how to do laundry. i know i keep asking and i did write it down but i lost the piece of paper because i'm a dumbass. i've been wearing the same graphic tee for over a month now and i think my arm hair is growing through it now.
   

Lowtax posted:

Good job, that guy's the worst

Lowtax posted:

Good job, that guy's the worst

no they will not posted:

If 50 different people quote this in the next hour i'll humiliate the op and make him cry like a bitch every day for a month

GIMMEL posted:

I'd like to.... s e e y o u t r y

david puddy posted:

no they will not posted:

Abe Sucks.exe

Tip: if you're having trouble running the .exe, change the Graphics driver in the settings to Direct3D and tick Run in a window

GAMEPLAY HINT:
-Remember, holy water harms Abe
-Abe is weak against Fire, Ice, Lightning, Poison, Wind, Birds, Soap and Heterosexuality
-If you make abe jump off a cliff you get 100 extra lives haha i swear seriously do it
-Follow your instincts...!
-Abe if you're reading this brush your loving teeth
-Right clicking changes between look at/interact/talk faster than the upper menu. There's also a keyboard shortcut, or something. Whatever. I'm done

_{music by https://soundcloud.com/ideaot and sound effects by Abe's best friend and spirit animal Sheldon Coopster}

Ammat The Ankh posted:

I made a Mac port of this game for everyone with OSX who wants to pretend to be a monumental cock golem for five minutes.

It works perfectly for me, but no guarantee it will work for your copy of OSX or if it'll just poo poo the bed (like Abe does every night).

no they will not posted:

That's a pretty cool thing of you to do.

Evil Eagle posted:

goldmine

Fucker posted:

Holy poo poo... *Serious Voice* Goldmine

Evil Eagle posted:

goldmine

Plutonis posted:

the new crusader kings 2 DLC is called Sons of Abraham when I went to check it out I just found this:

Call Me Abey posted:

literally the first time I clicked inside of the game



simply incredible