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1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

SBJ posted:

How long until there is an Aartek version of :pedo:

Close enough

http://rikerpeeks.ytmnd.com

Aartrek is Riker

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Skellybones
May 31, 2011




Fun Shoe
And they say Trekkies can't get girlfriends.

ZeroCount
Aug 12, 2013


When Aatrek heard they were de-aging the characters for the reboot movies he got really excited before he realised they meant Chris Pine.

Celery Jello
Mar 21, 2005
Slippery Tilde

Diqnol posted:

Star Wars Adult Rapist

Well Star War Sex Parrot's namesake did molest Stephen Fry, so...

whiter than a Wilco show
Mar 30, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Aatrekkin across the universe, boldly groping children, frontal and reverse

Barent
Jun 15, 2007

Never die in vain.
Call the police on Granos Aatrek

Jefferoo
Jun 24, 2008

by Lowtax
Remember when Aatrek suddenly realized he was in the Kobayashi Maru and tried to hit warp factor 9 by claiming his prison record was an "unfortunate mistake"

A Tartan Tory
Mar 26, 2010

You call that a shotgun?!

Infotainment! posted:

Aatrekkin across the universe, boldly groping children, frontal and reverse

Arse Trek: There are no Frontiers

The Ol Spicy Keychain
Jan 17, 2013

I MEPHISTO MY OWN ASSHOLE

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Inspector_666 posted:

Just a general FYI this is the thread I am using as an example of the new GBS rules being great.

I refuse to let this thread die.

Goldmine pls

chrimbus granger
Jul 5, 2004

by Lowtax
man i remember hating aatrek when he thought the breaking bad episode titled "Ozymandias" was a watchmen reference and not allowing any discussion of a book in threads about a show based on said book (GoT) but now that i know this tv addicted retard is a pedophile too oh man

EvilTobaccoExec
Dec 22, 2003

Criminals are a superstitious, cowardly lot, so my disguise must be able to strike terror into their hearts!
Allamaraine, count to four... allamaraine, then three more... allamaraine, if you can see... allamaraine, aatrek touches where you pee

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Verbal posted:

man i remember hating aatrek when he thought the breaking bad episode titled "Ozymandias" was a watchmen reference

What a philistine

3peat
May 6, 2010

Verbal posted:

d not allowing any discussion of a book in threads about a show based on said book (GoT)

to his defense its a lovely book and an even shittier tv show.

DeusExMachinima
Sep 2, 2012

:siren:This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!:siren:

Put this loser on ignore immediately!

Inspector_666 posted:

Just a general FYI this is the thread I am using as an example of the new GBS rules being great.

It was good for a few pages but now it's in the ST: Enterprise phase. Goldmine & RIP.

An Ounce of Gold
Jul 13, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

DeusExMachinima posted:

It was good for a few pages but now it's in the ST: Enterprise phase. Goldmine & RIP.

Wait I'll save it, he boldly groped where no man had groped before? Alright I got nothing.

Mach5
Aug 1, 2004

Shatfaced!
Could this be Aartreks favorite photo? you decide

Iprazochrome
Nov 3, 2008

DeusExMachinima posted:

It was good for a few pages but now it's in the ST: Enterprise phase. Goldmine & RIP.

I will see my dick come alive at last, I will touch a kid
And they're not gonna hold me down no more, no they're not gonna change my mind

HighClassSwankyTime
Jan 16, 2004

Dickeye posted:

The first generation is too old

goldmine btw

jfjnpxmy
Feb 23, 2011

by Lowtax
Aatrek

And a lad

At Tenagra

Botswana!
Oct 12, 2009


They want what all Scotch people want: To kill the Queen, and destroy our way of life.
there are only two laws that captain aatrek adheres to - galactic law, and megan's law

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME
but i thougth interfering with the less developed was against the prime directive???

Clavius
Oct 21, 2007

Howdy!
its 5 year old mission

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Captain's Log-- these uniforms refuse to hide my erection.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Clavius posted:

its 5 year old mission

Telemarchitect
Oct 1, 2009

TOUCH THE KNOB

Clavius posted:

its 5 year old mission

HUG ME FOREVER
Dec 6, 2006

Gay for TF2! :love:

guys please you're triggering my adult onset pedophilia

HighClassSwankyTime
Jan 16, 2004

HUG ME FOREVER posted:

guys please you're triggering my adult onset pedophilia

star trek triggers my erotic warp drive

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

No one is talking about how much Stargate attracts pedophiles. What's the deal with that?

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Seriously where's the goldmine

Clavius
Oct 21, 2007

Howdy!
8 year olds trigger my boners can i mod your forums for five years tia

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

mind the walrus posted:

No one is talking about how much Stargate attracts pedophiles. What's the deal with that?

Probably because it never had things such as planet of the children?

HUG ME FOREVER
Dec 6, 2006

Gay for TF2! :love:

Captain's Log, leaning slightly to the left

Lottery of Babylon
Apr 25, 2012

STRAIGHT TROPIN'

THERE ARE FOUR YEAROLDS

HUG ME FOREVER
Dec 6, 2006

Gay for TF2! :love:

she's 9? oh yeah, i riker

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

Lottery of Babylon posted:

THERE ARE FOUR YEAROLDS

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

aatrek puq je ghaj nga'chuq

Widdiful
Oct 10, 2012

captains log, childdate 8

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Telemarchitect
Oct 1, 2009

TOUCH THE KNOB

Toad on a Hat posted:

Seriously where's the goldmine

It's a gasmine now

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