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Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
Aatrek's philosophy - People are like a TARDIS, they're older on the inside.

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Juche Fucktodd
Nov 2, 2012

to change the forums
his name was aatrek

just throwing that out there in case there is an aartrek posting somewhere that isn't a pedophile

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.

Stems posted:

his name was aatrek

just throwing that out there in case there is an aartrek posting somewhere that isn't a pedophile

Aatrek is a pedophile

Tezzor
Jul 29, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!

Stems posted:

his name was aatrek

just throwing that out there in case there is an aartrek posting somewhere that isn't a pedophile

that seems unlikely

Lottery of Babylon
Apr 25, 2012

STRAIGHT TROPIN'

Picard bans children from the bridge to keep them out of Aatrek's sight

Oldstench
Jun 29, 2007

Let's talk about where you're going.
Apparently Aartrek was on set.

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Drunk Driver Dad
Feb 18, 2005
Aatrek's favorite sex toy is a Stasis Field

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice

mr.capps posted:

Aatrek's philosophy - People are like a TARDIS, they're older on the inside.

He believed that children were bigger on the inside, which is why he was always trying to enter them.

Juche Fucktodd
Nov 2, 2012

to change the forums

Tezzor posted:

that seems unlikely

depends on how much he likes trek

Tezzor
Jul 29, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!

Oldstench posted:

Apparently Aartrek was on set.


Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Hypospray: The Perfect Roofie - by Aatrek

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
Aatrek's favorite character was the young Wesley Crusher because he was a achild and Aatrek is a child molester

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

God drat trigger warning this thread all this hosed up grammar is making me want to touch kidsa

Hustle Hound
Oct 21, 2012

all is known

Some Other Guy posted:

God drat trigger warning this thread all this hosed up grammar is making me want to touch kidsa

THESE ARE BAD POSTS.

Dank Fishbong
Jan 17, 2013

by XyloJW
whenever they talked about thrusters on the show, aatrek just nodded knowingly

Deki
May 12, 2008

It's Hammer Time!
You got a little Klingon in you?


Would you like some?

SpazmasterX
Jul 13, 2006

Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~

Some Other Guy posted:

God drat trigger warning this thread all this hosed up grammar is making me want to touch kidsa

yeah blame the thread

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

i'm gonna ban each and every one of you for suggesting that ezri dax was the best dax. god damnit rick berman why did you break up the best power couple in star trek?

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

Drunk Driver Dad
Feb 18, 2005
Aatrek was just trying to help the girl he was baby sitting roleplay Jadzia by putting a worm inside of her.

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



Deki posted:

You got a little Klingon in you?

you're a little klingon, eh?

do your parents have a baby sitter?

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
Just saw Aatrek the other day he was high fiving his buddy Roman Polanski, apparently Polanski is directing the next Star Trek movie.

Juche Fucktodd
Nov 2, 2012

to change the forums

i dont get it

Dank Fishbong
Jan 17, 2013

by XyloJW
*after watching Conspiracy* hey girl, you got a space lizard controlling you... want me to phazer it out?

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

Stems posted:

i dont get it

ur banned

Iprazochrome
Nov 3, 2008
Late at night, Aatrek watches the episodes of Voyager with Naomi Wildman on them, then feels a deep and abiding shame afterwards

because Voyager loving sucks

Tezzor
Jul 29, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!
Clip from S4E03: "The Nymphet Nebula." To understand mortality, Q takes the form of a human child.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_0dgKgSDgo

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

Bolian Blues posted:

because Voyager loving sucks

that's a ban

ZoneManagement
Sep 25, 2005
Forgive me father for I have sinned
Ever feel like you are missing out on something grand because you don't know what's going on?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Bolian Blues posted:

because Voyager loving sucks

But it had a few good episodes.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

ZoneManagement posted:

Ever feel like you are missing out on something grand because you don't know what's going on?

Yes but this is not one of those threads

Juche Fucktodd
Nov 2, 2012

to change the forums

surely a month probabtion at best

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
why isn't this goldmined yet

Hustle Hound
Oct 21, 2012

all is known

Rude. posted:

why isn't this goldmined yet

AstroZamboni
Mar 8, 2007

Smoothing the Ice on Europa since 1997!

BlazinLow305 posted:

Aatrek was just trying to help the girl he was baby sitting roleplay Jadzia by putting a worm inside of her.

Holy poo poo.

Dank Fishbong
Jan 17, 2013

by XyloJW

Rude. posted:

why isn't this goldmined yet

it's the mods' way of showing us why we need them

Mach5
Aug 1, 2004

Shatfaced!
Guys don't be so hard I mean how could you resist:



HOTT STUFF

Jay-V
Nov 8, 2009
Hi I'm a 9 year old whom aatrek is babysitting, what is this thread about????

SpazmasterX
Jul 13, 2006

Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~

Jay-V posted:

Hi I'm a 9 year old whom aatrek is babysitting, what is this thread about????

GET OUT OF THE HOUSE

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GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice

quote:

Pages I'm following: Redemption (Blu-ray)

Not gonna happen you kiddy diddler.

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