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Lemonpieman
Jan 18, 2010
say it's better to reign hell than to serve in heaven, and blast yourself with the staff

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Dr. Witherbone
Nov 1, 2010

CHEESE LOOKS ON IN
DESPAIR BUT ALSO WITH
AN ERECTION
Oh poo poo, things are getting REAL

>Masturbate on Beelz, refreshing and restoring him with your seed

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

use your huge rear end blunt to burn the eye in the one hand just really grind it in there

Kid Gloves
Jul 31, 2013

by XyloJW
> take off your robe, wrap it around your staff, light it on fire with the joint, throw it into the eyehand

Macichne Leainig
Jul 26, 2012

by VG
yo where the gently caress did satans horns go

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
>Throw Beelz at the open eyehand

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

no do my thing because we need to distract this rear end in a top hat long enough for us to use our staff on beelz to bring him back to life

rcman50166
Mar 23, 2010

by XyloJW
god is tripping balls and its loving with the universe

>blast hand-eye and pick up Beelz/Hitler, prepare for next hand-eye

Ixtlilton
Mar 10, 2012

How to Draw
by Rube Goldberg

>possess loving Beelz

THE FUCKING MOON
Jan 19, 2008
> Never give up! TRUST YOUR INSTINCTS

Shoot the right hand with your staff, get ready to through a Satan Bomb down his throat when he inhales.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
SO GOD YOU FINALLY SHOW YOUR TRUE FORM!

Masturbate into the hand eye blinding it.

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
> SEE through the illusion, sprint up and press the button on GBS 2.1 which is still there behind the facade

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

shoot the other eye and then use the staff to resurrect beelz

Diogines
Dec 22, 2007

Beaky the Tortoise says, click here to join our choose Your Own Adventure Game!

Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens!

This is a quick time event.

>MASH THE A BUTTON!

HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

go for the eye! GO FOR THE EYE

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
Masturbate to ejaculation into the right hand's eye.

Ixtlilton
Mar 10, 2012

How to Draw
by Rube Goldberg

We need to figure out a way to hit both at once.

>Throw bat wing at one hand and fire the staff at the other hand as it hits. Also, gives loving Beelz a puff

FoxTerrier
Feb 15, 2012

Perfectly logical poster who uses the tools available to him to come to solid conclusions

Diogines posted:

This is a quick time event.

>MASH THE A BUTTON!

THE FUCKING MOON
Jan 19, 2008
>Laser the right hand so hard you poo poo yourself

Lemonpieman
Jan 18, 2010
aim the staff at the eye and activate the thrusters

crazkylo
Dec 20, 2008

Set the world aflame!
throw berries into it's mouth

He Who Wears Pants
Mar 18, 2007

Who's the 'King of Pop' now, bitch?
zap the other fuckin' eye, gently caress!

Vanilla Mint Ice
Jul 17, 2007

A raccoon is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.
>give beelz cpr QUICK

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
go outside and tell some other sucker that there's a free raffle inside

Kid Gloves
Jul 31, 2013

by XyloJW

Vanilla Mint Ice posted:

>give beelz cpr QUICK

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
fire one of those bombs that says b on it!!!!

Ixtlilton
Mar 10, 2012

How to Draw
by Rube Goldberg

> Activate rocket function of staff, throw berry into mouth, pilot to the left as hard as possible.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
stab the staff into the ground firmly and punt Beelz into the mouth.

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
>SAVE, masturbate into face's mouth

Lemonpieman
Jan 18, 2010
wait for falco to deus ex machina a way out of this

Vanilla Mint Ice
Jul 17, 2007

A raccoon is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.
This is it guys.

>sacrifice yourself to save loving Beelz by throwing beelz backwards while masturbating into God's mouth as he sucks you in

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Frijolero posted:

>SAVE, masturbate into face's mouth

This but stab the staff into the ground first and hold firmly onto it with the other hand.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

>Save, gently caress god's mouth

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

Stab your staff into the ground, grab hold of beelz with one hand, grab hold of the staff with your teeth, and jerk it with your free hand

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

NecroMonster posted:

Stab your staff into the ground, grab hold of beelz with one hand, grab hold of the staff with your teeth, and jerk it with your free hand

Because I really want to see us somehow jerk off into god's mouth.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
> PISS IN HIS MOUTH

FoxTerrier
Feb 15, 2012

Perfectly logical poster who uses the tools available to him to come to solid conclusions

Vanilla Mint Ice posted:

This is it guys.

>sacrifice yourself to save loving Beelz by throwing beelz backwards while masturbating into God's mouth as he sucks you in

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NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

NecroMonster posted:

Stab your staff into the ground, grab hold of beelz with one hand, grab hold of the staff with your teeth, and jerk it with your free hand

and scream "take my salty seed in the throat you judgementle bastard" as you orgasm

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