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Crotch Turtles
May 1, 2005

by Lowtax
>Grab Beelz. Set hoverstaff power to maximum, attempt to escape from the God Swallow

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Sherd Red
Mar 23, 2012
I AM A HORRIBLE PUBBIE WHO LIKES TO USE REDDIT MEMES PLEASE MOCK ME EVERY TIME I POST
> Throw your blunt into God's mouth

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

seriously if we don't make god swallow our jizm than nothing is real or good in this world

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum
a satan who don't fart in god's mouth. A shameful satan

>fart @ god

MagicBoots
Mar 29, 2010

How about we pump the atmosphere full of methane?
You put me on Cargo handling optimization?! I am the premier defense specialist in the entirety of the UN!
Don't you dare pull my funding!
You can't cut back on funding!
You will regret this!
> Throw Beelz back into his mouth and instruct him to masturbate into god's mouth.

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks
Our reserves of poo poo, piss and cum must be running pretty low by this point.

HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

>reveal yourself to be the puppet master of GBS 2.1, take control of God/Lowtax

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice

scopes
Jun 5, 2004
> Cast Enlarge Satan a few times until you're so big that your Satan cock is big enough to plug god's blowhole

BMS
Mar 11, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Zordon is a goofy little poo poo isn't he? Always wanted to see Zordon on the reefer though, somehow, it'd make sense!

>It's time to get Naval on this fellow. Chant a spell that causes a tattoo reading "Welcome Aboard" to appear on your now hard Satan Dick. Then open up your OS Command Box, and Run Dongs.EXE

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

keep loving jerking the poo poo out of it, also it's a good idea to poop and fart a lot right now too

Kid Gloves
Jul 31, 2013

by XyloJW
lol god's about to smoke the holy ghost

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

Evilreaver posted:

a satan who don't fart in god's mouth. A shameful satan

>fart @ god

Ixtlilton
Mar 10, 2012

How to Draw
by Rube Goldberg

Evilreaver posted:

a satan who don't fart in god's mouth. A shameful satan

>fart @ god

Dr. Witherbone
Nov 1, 2010

CHEESE LOOKS ON IN
DESPAIR BUT ALSO WITH
AN ERECTION
>Save. Then:

Evilreaver posted:

a satan who don't fart in god's mouth. A shameful satan

>fart @ god

seriously we should save here so we can gently caress around with god as much as possible, it's what satan would do

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
ORgasm into god's mouth while making GBS threads at the same time.

dao Jones
Jul 17, 2009
>unleash all bodily functions NOW

Node
May 20, 2001

KICKED IN THE COOTER
:dings:
Taco Defender

dao Jones posted:

>unleash all bodily functions NOW

every attempt at this has failed and resulted in reloading, so this must be it. now is the time:

>unleash every single bodily function you have been saving up for this moment in timelessness NOW

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Node posted:

every attempt at this has failed and resulted in reloading, so this must be it. now is the time:

>unleash every single bodily function you have been saving up for this moment in timelessness NOW

cant piss and cum at the same time man! That'll make your dick explode!

BMS
Mar 11, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Al Borland posted:

cant piss and cum at the same time man! That'll make your dick explode!

Sure you can, it'd be the same thing as a tracer round from a mini-gun really. Stream of piss, with a short little spurt of jizz every so often! In fact, that's probably what Satan's Dick actually is....so let me change my response to

>UNLEASH HOT FURY... from the Satan-Mini-Dick-Gun, while simultaneously launching a barrage of Satan Carpet-Poo-Bombs that will spread to other Galaxies, and evolve into sentient GBS 2.1 Planets bent on Universal domination.

BMS fucked around with this message at 06:18 on Nov 15, 2013

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

BMS posted:

Sure you can, it'd be the same thing as a tracer round from a mini-gun really. Stream of piss, with a short little spurt of jizz every so often! In fact, that's probably what Satan's Dick actually is....so let me change my response to

>UNLEASH HOT FURY... from the Satan-Mini-Dick-Gun

Don't forget his Poo bombs.

THE FUCKING MOON
Jan 19, 2008

BMS posted:

Sure you can, it'd be the same thing as a tracer round from a mini-gun really. Stream of piss, with a short little spurt of jizz every so often! In fact, that's probably what Satan's Dick actually is....so let me change my response to

>UNLEASH HOT FURY... from the Satan-Mini-Dick-Gun

edit: And yeah, actually poo bombs, its right here in this walkthrough

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZh5gFHQATA

BMS
Mar 11, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

One and the Same posted:

And yeah, actually poo bombs


Al Borland posted:

Don't forget his Poo bombs.

Done.

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice






DOTA Uninstaller
Jul 13, 2005
Causing indigestion the world over.
Unholy poo poo.

scopes
Jun 5, 2004
Well gently caress jump in already Satan

Dr. Witherbone
Nov 1, 2010

CHEESE LOOKS ON IN
DESPAIR BUT ALSO WITH
AN ERECTION
We did it guys

now let's sequence break this poo poo

>SOUTH

Cpt. Spring Types
Feb 19, 2004

Wait, what?
>Tie Jesus' robes to loving Beelz like a rope and throw him in to do some recon.

Vanilla Mint Ice
Jul 17, 2007

A raccoon is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.
>hug and kiss Beelz in the nose then head to the portal together side by side

frogge
Apr 7, 2006


> Masturbate into the portal, then jump in.

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
> Watch Space Jam!

Airconswitch
Aug 23, 2010

Boston is truly where it all began. Join me in continuing this bold endeavor, so that future generations can say 'this is where the promise was fulfilled.'

Dr. Witherbone posted:

We did it guys

now let's sequence break this poo poo

>SOUTH

Sherd Red
Mar 23, 2012
I AM A HORRIBLE PUBBIE WHO LIKES TO USE REDDIT MEMES PLEASE MOCK ME EVERY TIME I POST

Vanilla Mint Ice posted:

>hug and kiss Beelz in the nose then head to the portal together side by side

Ixtlilton
Mar 10, 2012

How to Draw
by Rube Goldberg

> Hug and kiss loving Beelz, if he wakes up tell him "It's over now, it's okay. Your fury saved us."

Captain Baal
Oct 23, 2010

I Failed At Anime 2022

Vanilla Mint Ice posted:

>hug and kiss Beelz in the nose then head to the portal together side by side

BMS
Mar 11, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
>T-bag the portal...FURIOUSLY

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
Call god a "Pussy" and jump into the portal with beelz.

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

BMS posted:

>T-bag the portal...FURIOUSLY

rio
Mar 20, 2008

Enlarge Satan and gently caress that portal

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Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
God is dead, you must complete the cycle and free the universe from the yoke of supreme beings.

> Kill self

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