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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > the adventures of satan
 
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edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

 Zap god with the staff and then beat him with the corpse of Jesus while he's stunned. Also, masturbate.

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edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

rcman50166 posted:

>tell Beelz that he won't get to kill you if god does.
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edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Kid Gloves posted:

we keep getting owned by god. what the hell

It's like he's got God Mode on or something.

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edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

 >Summon Allah

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edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

 >Throw the bathead at the open eyehand

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edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

 >Save, gently caress god's mouth

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edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

 What would have happened if Satan hovered over the lava at the start?

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