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cool new Metroid game
Oct 7, 2009

hail satan

>kill self

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cool new Metroid game
Oct 7, 2009

hail satan

> go find hitler

cool new Metroid game
Oct 7, 2009

hail satan

>masturbate

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Oct 7, 2009

hail satan

>ejaculate all over own face

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Oct 7, 2009

hail satan

>feel guilt over what you've just done

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Oct 7, 2009

hail satan

>go left some more

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Oct 7, 2009

hail satan

>go left a lot more

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Oct 7, 2009

hail satan

along the way posted:

>cast enlarge genitalia

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Oct 7, 2009

hail satan

>read instructions. then gently caress them

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Oct 7, 2009

hail satan

>piss on the poo poo

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Oct 7, 2009

hail satan

>kill demons

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Oct 7, 2009

hail satan

>ask them how their day has been

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Oct 7, 2009

hail satan

>lick hitler's nipples

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Oct 7, 2009

hail satan

>put the dude down, pick up demon corpses and force Hitchens to gently caress the dead demons.

cool new Metroid game
Oct 7, 2009

hail satan

SerSpook posted:

this is a good cyoa

>masturbate

cool new Metroid game
Oct 7, 2009

hail satan

> delete save files, suicide.

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Oct 7, 2009

hail satan

EMILY BLUNTS posted:

> Piss into the water

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Oct 7, 2009

hail satan

ask Jesus for a hand beezy.

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Oct 7, 2009

hail satan

>summon hitler

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