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B is for Bettman Gary the Count! Hockey in Phoenix? I demand a recount.
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Postin' before work to say I'll work on some when I get home tonight. Also didn't scan much of the thread but someone give a Bryzgalov one, doesn't havve to start with B.
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Nov 5, 2013 21:46
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H is for Hertl His hands full of skill and power Disrespectful goals scored anywhere on the ice Retiring Marty Biron sure wasn't nice! E is for Ekman-Larsson Ever so polite Created his own line of undies so you won't feel a draft When he skates right past you and makes the red light flash F is for Flyers The biggest joke in the league Thinks the goal of hockey Is punchman jamboree Z is for Zemgus What a woeful story Forced to live in Buffalo with no sunlight Surrounded by John Scott, Steve Ott and Patrick Kaleta what an awful sight LumpyGumby posted:Postin' before work to say I'll work on some when I get home tonight.  I is for Ilya A headcase no doubt His stats are astronomical Just like his bank account deafmute fucked around with this message at 21:52 on Nov 5, 2013 |
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Nov 5, 2013 21:46
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B is for Bryzgalov A goalie buffoon When he didn't work out They signed Emery, a goon
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Nov 5, 2013 21:56
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I is for Ilya He puts pucks in the net He's bizarre and unbalanced Guessed his family name yet?
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Nov 5, 2013 22:01
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B is for Bryzgalov His universe so humongous big so was his five hole so his contract Philly did renege
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Nov 5, 2013 22:14
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All I could think of were Hs: H is for Hertl Who disrespects the game By styling in front of goalies Adam Oates says: Shame H is for Horcoff Jay he fended off But YOU CAN'T DO THAT So in the box he sat Zizi fucked around with this message at 23:50 on Nov 5, 2013 |
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Nov 5, 2013 23:18
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B is for Burke Truculence! Oh darn! His true secret to winning Is inside a barn I is for Ilya Homer signed him to fame Too bad his career Is now down the drain F is for Perry gently caress Corey Perry I mean Eat poo poo you goon Is what we all dream
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Nov 5, 2013 23:23
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M is for Melnyk do not cause him pain or he'll get you with hackers based out of Ukraine
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Nov 5, 2013 23:31
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evenworse username posted:M is for Melnyk M is for Melnyk If you're reckless in the rink He'll call up CSI then have another drink E is for Eugene finding cash is hard He'll let Bobby Ryan walk and sign Francis Lessard mozza fucked around with this message at 23:39 on Nov 5, 2013 |
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Nov 5, 2013 23:36
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T is for Teemu I wish he was my dad His last year as a pro It makes me quite sad U is for Universe Where Bryz likes to chill Maybe the stars will get him Because we never will Stiev Awt fucked around with this message at 00:00 on Nov 6, 2013 |
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Nov 5, 2013 23:57
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B is for Brooksie the coach's best friend! It is to Vancouver We wish the Post would him send G is for Gorges who loves to get hit High velocity rubber Bugs him not one little bit
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Nov 6, 2013 00:02
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F is for Feaster So hardy and fat loves to make trades dumped Iginla for that?!
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Nov 6, 2013 01:00
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Spamtron7000 posted:V is for Varlamov 
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I'm gonna have to think up some CBJ entries here...flakeloaf posted:C is on the front of Cooke 
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Nov 6, 2013 01:08
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B is for BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK (alternatively: R is for René BORK, then the end remains the same)
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Nov 6, 2013 01:21
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R is for Refs The stripes, they so bad. They make awful calls. Which make the fans mad. W is for War Room Full of Referee Ringers "THAT WASN'T EVEN CLOSE TO DISTINCT KICKING MOTION, DUMBASS!" Probably watchin' Jerry Springer A is for Anisimov Better known as Arty His skill, fun to watch. You can come to his party. B is for Bobrovsky Goalie at the top Thanks to Jay Onrait Some think he's a cop H is for Howson As GM, he was hired Brought in John Davidson Who had his rear end fired A is for Atkinson First name is Cam Has all the talent To make you say M is for Mason Hardware, the Calder Thought he was hot poo poo His skills, they did falter P is for Prospal Scoring made him overjoyed God damnit, Jarmo He should be employed F is for Foote "Really wanted to stay" Equipment shipped to Calgary Airplane ready, for which he did pay M is for Montreal BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 01:37 on Nov 6, 2013 |
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Nov 6, 2013 01:25
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H is for Holmgren, the owner's lickspittle, Never has a GM made cap space so little. N is for Nepotism, Ed Snider's M.O. You wore Orange and Black? Up the ladder you go! R is for Ron, Ol' Hextall the slasher, Now directs hockey ops! Please promote him faster. e: B is for Broad, Street where pucks and fists fly, Home of two dollar pretzels, Where goalies go to die. SporkOfTruth fucked around with this message at 01:33 on Nov 6, 2013 |
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Nov 6, 2013 01:26
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C is for Chara and this is his anthem truly a jolly giant just be careful of his stanchion H is for Homer Whimsical in trade sign em all, nice and large somehow they'll get paid T is for Thomas his first name was Tim They tried to enter his bunker but he never let them in T is for Tuuka you never have to Rask if you ever see some milkcrates be sure to watch your rear end OIL! OIL! OIL! fucked around with this message at 01:49 on Nov 6, 2013 |
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Nov 6, 2013 01:35
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T is for Tyler he makes lots of cash but despite all the money he still lives in trash
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Nov 6, 2013 03:33
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S is for Satan, To whom we all Hail, And if you want to win the Cup Your soul must be for sale
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Nov 6, 2013 03:45
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S is for Spezza, who dishes and passes. No space left in Sochi: he giggles like asses. M is for Mika, who started in Bingo. But Pageau, Da Costa could not score a thing-o. B is for Bobby, who once was a Duck. No goals from the get-go? Oh gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress. A is for Alfie, who... 
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Nov 6, 2013 04:59
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The wife has contributed the following: H is for Havlat Who plays with great skill Half of his pay Goes to hospital bills
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Nov 6, 2013 05:20
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G is for "Gutless!" says bitter old Roenick, "He might net the puck, if he doesn't choke on it!" Extortionist fucked around with this message at 06:27 on Nov 6, 2013 |
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Nov 6, 2013 06:25
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P is for Parros with his black 'stache Get in his face he'll beat your rear end. edit: P is for Parros now don't start cussin' he won't play again with that bad concussion
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Nov 6, 2013 07:04
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I is for Icing Hybrid or no-touch Why does it make Grapes angry so much? O is for offsides Every fans' bane To call it must make every linesman insane.
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Nov 6, 2013 07:38
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M is for Mason His play has been good. Murder his teammates? I certainly would.
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Nov 6, 2013 07:46
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Z is for Zdeno So tall you'll look up. Too bad his poor defense Cost Boston the Cup.
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Nov 6, 2013 08:39
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First, let me say I did not expect this response. I figured it'd get half positive half negative responses, I wasn't expecting a whole new thread.  I'll try to do at least the whole alphabet but I can't make any promises.Rene Bork posted:E is for Eller I liked the idea of Eller going mad and killing someone.  Infidel Castro posted:X marks the spot  Gunjin posted:B is for Bryzgalov This may be my favorite thing I've ever drawn, ever. 
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Edit: ^^^^ Good gravy that's amazing. S is for Stefan He should be ashamed for that flaw How do you miss that loving shot Can you believe what we just saw?
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Nov 6, 2013 10:06
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If you want to do Stefan you got to put it all there. S is for Stefan He almost blew it all He wasn't as bad though As the man who picked him first overall
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Nov 6, 2013 10:42
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Nov 6, 2013 13:15
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LumpyGumby, you rule.
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Nov 6, 2013 13:29
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Indeed, those are glorious.
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That there is all worth it.
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C is the next letter It stands for Comeau Deflected Sid's pass Own goal, fans go "Oh No..."
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I only have three at the moment, the first one was easy. T is for Tuukka Two 'U's and one 'a' Don't piss him off or Milk crates come your way! T is for Thomas Who used to tend net Now he's a nutjob 9/11 never forget L is for Loui With his brand-new spoked-B He missed a few games gently caress everything about John Scott
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Nov 6, 2013 19:32
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H is for Heatley He's a loving All-Star His shot is pretty deadly Just like him in a car
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T is for Tootoo Hits and cheap shots, unfunny For some drat reason Holland paid him dat money R is for Roy "Wahh"'s how you say it, after all Don't make this man mad Will tip over glass wall D's for Dubinsky Came to town in a trade Give him a game He'll kill jugged Gatorade V is for Vinny And I'll tell you what Get him excited He'll "shove it up to somebody's BUTT" CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 21:42 on Nov 6, 2013 |
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Gally's the name Montreal's brand new Oh did I mention There's actually two B is for Byfuglien Junk food he will eat On top of Luongo He did have a seat
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