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Hand Knit
Oct 24, 2005

Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..

LumpyGumby posted:

First, let me say I did not expect this response. I figured it'd get half positive half negative responses, I wasn't expecting a whole new thread. :) I'll try to do at least the whole alphabet but I can't make any promises.

These are great. How are you making them?

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Reverend Sub-Zero
Jan 11, 2008

Filladelfia Pliers
M is for Mason
Stebe, the goalie.
His team can't score and
Wastes play most holy.


Lumpy Gumby rules.

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice





I don't know why, but I'm super happy that one of mine got drawn.

Awesome job, LumpGumby!

D C
Jun 20, 2004

1-800-HOTLINEBLING
1-800-HOTLINEBLING
1-800-HOTLINEBLING
Z is for Zombie
Kopitar by name
dont strip him of the puck
or he'll eat your brain

aejix
Sep 18, 2007

It's about finding that next group of core players we can win with in the next 6, 8, 10 years. Let's face it, it's hard for 20-, 21-, 22-year-olds to lead an NHL team. Look at the playoffs.

That quote is from fucking 2018. Fuck you Jim
Pillbug
Awesome work Lumpygumby. That bryzgalov one is great :)

LumpyGumby
Feb 22, 2012

"Here's the world famous hockey player sitting in the penalty box for slashing..."
-Snoopy Brown
42g - 65a - 107pts
106gp - 317PIMS
I'm not dead! Only one for right now, but I started my vacation today so I'll have more time to make some. :)



Hand Knit posted:

These are great. How are you making them?

Just photoshop. I wish I had a wacom or something similar but for now I'm making due.



Kwik posted:

I is for Icing
Hybrid or no-touch
Why does it make Grapes
angry so much?


Slappy Pappy
Oct 15, 2003

Mighty, mighty eagle soaring free
Defender of our homes and liberty
Bravery, humility, and honesty...
Mighty, mighty eagle, rescue me!
Dinosaur Gum

LumpyGumby posted:

I'm not dead! Only one for right now, but I started my vacation today so I'll have more time to make some. :)


Just photoshop. I wish I had a wacom or something similar but for now I'm making due.





That's probably the least offensive jacket I've ever seen him in.

Kwik
Apr 4, 2006

You can't touch our beaver. :canada:

Internet immortality!

Excellent, LumpyGumby.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

L is for Letestu
Not to be outdone
Scored a goal for the Rangers
For them, the game was won :argh:

Reverend Sub-Zero posted:

M is for Mason
Stebe, the goalie.
His team can't score and
Wastes play most holy.


Lumpy Gumby rules.

M is for Mason
His CBJ play, bad as sin
Flipped to Philly and plays well
Those in front make him not win

Lumpy Gumby does rule.

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 19:26 on Nov 8, 2013

Paulocaust
Jan 29, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
A is for "a disgruntled fan",
As I was labelled internally,
Do you even know what C stands for?
We as fans expect more are you leader or do you just make funny vids?

McDragon
Sep 11, 2007

L is for LumpyGumby
You are wonderful.

D is for Doop
With the Flyers no more
Without their old goal song
They don't ever score

Space Bryzgalov is the best.

GoonGPT
May 26, 2006

Posting for a better future, today!
R is for Ryan
constantly grumbling and stewing.
Don't piss him off
or he'll ask how Kelly's doing.



:v:

Giant Tourtiere
Aug 4, 2006

TRICHER
POUR
GAGNER
P is for Parros
The toughest fighter on life
Don't mock him on Twitter
Or you'll hear from his wife


H is for Holmgren
He runs the Flyers' big show
If you're a disgruntled fan
Keep your profile low

Brodeurs Nanny
Nov 2, 2006

L is for LouLam
He's killed Ryane Clowe
Escapes any contract
Everything status quo

M is for Marty
His records, admired
Now rolls in the crease
He should be retired

T is for Torts
The shot-blocking crass
If you try to score goals
You're out on your rear end

L is for Lemaire
His teams win all day
Take poo poo roster to Finals?
Ehm... okay *smile*

H is for Holmgren
Lasts loss after loss
Oh wait! Another contract
With a no-movement clause

LumpyGumby
Feb 22, 2012

"Here's the world famous hockey player sitting in the penalty box for slashing..."
-Snoopy Brown
42g - 65a - 107pts
106gp - 317PIMS
Hey this thread went gold. :stare:



gucci void main posted:

S is for Satan,
To whom we all Hail,
And if you want to win the Cup
Your soul must be for sale

I did change this a bit since there's already an "S".





HELLO LADIES posted:

U is for Uncle Daddy
The Great Marty Brodeur
Your career's loving over
Please make way for Schneider

i am not so sure posted:

M is for Marty
His records, admired
Now rolls in the crease
He should be retired

I mixed these two together.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Oh my god that satan one is amazing

:smugsatan:

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




LumpyGumby posted:

I did change this a bit since there's already an "S".



This is so drat amazing.


T is for Toews
A robot captain of sorts
When asked if he smiles
*BEEP* *BOOP* ABORT!

Topoisomerase
Apr 12, 2007

CULTURE OF VICIOUSNESS
G is for Geno
to all creatures he's kin
cats, puppies, goats, d-men
can't hate that dumb grin

C is for Crosby
the 13 model looks plucky
he'll be completely bionic
by the year twenty twenty

Topoisomerase fucked around with this message at 01:40 on Nov 10, 2013

Gunjin
Apr 27, 2004

Om nom nom
X is for Xenophobe
just like Don Cherry
getting rid of floaty euros
would make him feel merry

or

X is for Xenophobe
like Don Cherry is
claims floaty euros
are ruining the biz

LumpyGumby
Feb 22, 2012

"Here's the world famous hockey player sitting in the penalty box for slashing..."
-Snoopy Brown
42g - 65a - 107pts
106gp - 317PIMS

Topoisomerase posted:

G is for Geno
to all creatures he's kin
cats, puppies, goats, d-men
can't hate that dumb grin





And one rhyme I made myself.

Rutkowski
Apr 28, 2008

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS GUY?
Never stop being awesome in every aspect, Lumpy.

CDX
Dec 3, 2004

Cheap, but not as cheap as your girlfriend.
These are loving amazing.

Topoisomerase
Apr 12, 2007

CULTURE OF VICIOUSNESS

LumpyGumby posted:




And one rhyme I made myself.



:love: these are both awesome

LumpyGumby
Feb 22, 2012

"Here's the world famous hockey player sitting in the penalty box for slashing..."
-Snoopy Brown
42g - 65a - 107pts
106gp - 317PIMS
So I've decided to try and finish these and release them all at once. I've done ten of them, meaning there's 16 left for me to do. I've got the entire alphabet, but I could use a different "U" letter, since mine sucks, so if anyone wants to help with that, that'd be super.

larkko
Oct 4, 2008

LumpyGumby posted:

So I've decided to try and finish these and release them all at once. I've done ten of them, meaning there's 16 left for me to do. I've got the entire alphabet, but I could use a different "U" letter, since mine sucks, so if anyone wants to help with that, that'd be super.
Probably not a home run, but v:shobon:v

U is for utility players
and that's usually Finns.
They always try their hardest
but it rarely translates into wins.

larkko fucked around with this message at 09:33 on Nov 12, 2013

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!
Fun Shoe
U is for unnghghh,
it's the sound of a smash,
and also the only thing
coming out of rick nash.

Gunjin
Apr 27, 2004

Om nom nom
U is for uniform
CCM were the best
now we have Reebok
edge template's a mess

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

LumpyGumby posted:

So I've decided to try and finish these and release them all at once. I've done ten of them, meaning there's 16 left for me to do. I've got the entire alphabet, but I could use a different "U" letter, since mine sucks, so if anyone wants to help with that, that'd be super.

U is for Ulf
He was not a nice guy
Since he couldn't score goals
His game ended with this Tie.

tofes
Mar 31, 2011

#1 Milpitas Dave and Buster's superfan since 2013
S is for shootout
Only idiots like it
I mean like really stupid people
Let's throw them in a spike pit

LumpyGumby
Feb 22, 2012

"Here's the world famous hockey player sitting in the penalty box for slashing..."
-Snoopy Brown
42g - 65a - 107pts
106gp - 317PIMS



























LumpyGumby fucked around with this message at 11:28 on Nov 16, 2013

Rutkowski
Apr 28, 2008

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS GUY?
Holy poo poo you really need to make this a real book, I'll order two for the hell of it!

Goldmine that post!

Zat
Jan 16, 2008

Awesome work everyone, but LumpyGumby in particular, obviously. Those illustrations are brilliant.

Zat fucked around with this message at 13:43 on Nov 16, 2013

Yoda
Dec 11, 2003

A Jedi I am

This brought a tear to my eye and a laugh to my gut, really amazing. If you make this a book I will order a copy, because, well, awesome.

Weaponized Autism
Mar 26, 2006

All aboard the Gravy train!
Hair Elf
Absolutely brilliant! I love the Snow White theme for Geno's; the animal drawings are quite good.

McDragon
Sep 11, 2007

Wonderful. Can't possibly decide on a favourite, although N is a strong contender. Although to be honest, they all are. Thanks for doing this, it rules.

Giant Tourtiere
Aug 4, 2006

TRICHER
POUR
GAGNER
Yeah seeing that completed is really cool.

Great stuff.

Slappy Pappy
Oct 15, 2003

Mighty, mighty eagle soaring free
Defender of our homes and liberty
Bravery, humility, and honesty...
Mighty, mighty eagle, rescue me!
Dinosaur Gum
Great loving work! Beautiful!!!

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

The fancy J in Jumbo's is another I?

But these were all great. Fanfuckingtastic.

Twin Cinema
Jun 1, 2006



Playoffs are no big deal,
don't have a crap attack.
The best thing to come out of SAS after the Millville Meteor.

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Shadow Ninja 64
May 21, 2007

"I stood there, wondering why the puck was getting bigger...

and then it hit me."


I particularly liked the ending. Very well done.

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