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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

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LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Tumblr of scotch
Mar 13, 2006

Please, don't be my neighbor.


I am unnecessarily wordy and my brain tends to go faster than my fingers.

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


erezaka posted:

:drat:!! Epic foreign language burn. That's insanely sick.

:lol: I was waiting for someone to reply to it.

That was funny,benzine.

marathon Stairmaster sesh
Apr 28, 2009

ALL HAIL CEO NUGGET
1988-PRESENT

Motley
Nov 1, 2013
Trying again:

Aston
Nov 19, 2007

Okay
Okay
Okay
Okay
Okay

Steampunk iPhone
Sep 2, 2009

by XyloJW

DemonDarkhorse
Nov 5, 2011

It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.

benzine
Oct 21, 2010

Desperado Bones posted:

That was funny,benzine.

Haven't read that since a visit to a public bathroom. And for the record no ill will on the contrary.

bog pixie
Feb 23, 2013


Did you...pluck your feathers then use your blood to write this? What kind of bird ARE YOU???

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

ANIME MONSTROSITY
Jun 1, 2012

by XyloJW

Quad
Dec 31, 2007

I've seen pogs you people wouldn't believe

Ha, look at you fools whose Grandma never worked in the Steno Pool and taught her rad grandson shorthand.

Quad has a new favorite as of 13:59 on Nov 12, 2013

Phthisis
Apr 16, 2007

"Maybe some dolphins have sex for pleasure."
Look at me and my writing.

stimulated emission
Apr 25, 2011

D-D-D-D-D-D-DEEPER

Lightanchor
Nov 2, 2012

Quad posted:


Ha, look at you fools whose Grandma never worked in the Steno Pool and taught her rad grandson shorthand.

Bullshit! What's up, Gregg buddy

Kidney Stone
Dec 28, 2008

The worst pain ever!

The_White_Crane
May 10, 2008

HUMAN FISH
Jul 6, 2003

I Am A Mom With A
"BLACK BELT"
In AUTISM
I Have Strengths You Can't Imagine
It's pretty terrible

Gabriel-Ernest
Jun 3, 2011

Such dreadful things should not be said even in fun.
This was the first handwritten thing on my desk that I could find, and the bonus is that it's incomprehensible/kind of scary:



These are notes and only for me, so I was writing pretty fast.

Thunder Bear
Jul 27, 2009

fig. 0143

Squarely Circle
Jul 28, 2010

things worsen and worsen

ArcMage
Sep 14, 2007

What is this thread?

Ramrod XTreme


And for those who aren't interested in the comedy D&D option, this is slightly more representative.

Dr. Garbanzo
Sep 14, 2010
Terrible handwriting for the win. It's neater on a white board really

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀



So terrible, so ashamed.

Dr. Garbanzo
Sep 14, 2010
Don't worry neither can it would seem

sword_man.gif
Apr 12, 2007

Fun Shoe


I don't have to write much.

froglet
Nov 12, 2009

You see, the best way to Stop the Boats is a massive swarm of autonomous armed dogs. Strafing a few boats will stop the rest and save many lives in the long term.

You can't make an Omelet without breaking a few eggs. Vote Greens.
Writing out everyone's takeaway orders vs when I actually sit down to write (still looks terrible, though, since I'm a big baby who can't write in a straight line on unlined paper).

Edit: for reference, I'm the left-handed child of two right-handed parents. I have no idea how I learned to write, let alone how I learned to do it somewhat nicely.

Irish Joe
Jul 23, 2007

by Lowtax
Lotta lonely nerds spending way too much time making pretty letters ITT.

Here's how a real man writes:

Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.
Have a good death :suicide:

Danyull
Jan 16, 2011

People tell me I write like a girl :(

Dogan
Aug 2, 2006
Sure, why not. Random junk from work:




fake edit: I should mention that I also hold my pencil like a loving retard:

Dogan has a new favorite as of 19:50 on Nov 18, 2013

Inspector Zenigata
Jul 19, 2010

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Inspector Zenigata has a new favorite as of 23:22 on Apr 2, 2014

Solid Cake
Jan 17, 2008

TRAPPED IN QUANTUM CHOCOLATE SINGULARITY!
SEND HELP!
Pillbug
I used to hate cursive but now my writing borrows pretty heavily from it. I don't know how that happened v:shobon:v



edit: fixed for tables

B9KU
Oct 30, 2013

I'm super inconsistent too, but I suppose that's what makes things interesting.

Umbilical Lotus
Nov 13, 2005

OH NO!!!! AXE CUT YOU!!!!


The little thing at the bottom is a paragraph separator, similar to the dealies you see at the grocery store that keeps your food from bleeding into another guy's. Except, for paragraphs. It's also a sideways wizard staff.

be dogs
Oct 13, 2012


People tell me I write like an old woman...

be dogs has a new favorite as of 13:20 on Nov 19, 2013

Lyz
May 22, 2007

I AM A GIRL ON WOW GIVE ME ITAMS
A little shaky because I don't write as much as I used to.



Edit: Lesson learned, don't post photos directly uploaded from my cell phone. Dear lord.

Lyz has a new favorite as of 15:06 on Nov 19, 2013

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Mogambo
Jan 6, 2011

:hurr:
This has been a public service announcement to put me on ignore.
Here's mine, nothing fancy, just my name.

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