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whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Atasnaya Vaflja posted:

I've only ever used pantyhose for practical/mechanical usage, like coffee filters or baffling aquarium filter intakes.
Used pantyhose are great for brine shrimp nets. I used to keep seahorses and they are picky eaters so side tank as brine shrimp hatchery + pantyhose net = happy seahorse lunch :yum:

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

grapey posted:

I hate wearing socks winter or summer, so I'm definitely not a fan of pantyhose or leggings. However, this means that my feet are nasty and I literally used my husband's sander to smooth down my heels. Worked awesomely!

Rock Apparently Factors into Girlfriend's Shower Routine best article

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

sebmojo posted:

does that make you really paranoid?

No, because I have good taste.


Prettz posted:

congrats on your deformed mutant feet!

Thanks! Heels also give the ol' rear end a nice boost.

dogsupremacy
Dec 3, 2012

grapey posted:

I hate wearing socks winter or summer, so I'm definitely not a fan of pantyhose or leggings. However, this means that my feet are nasty and I literally used my husband's sander to smooth down my heels. Worked awesomely!

if you use powertools for poo poo they weren't designed for especially personal hygiene you are an honorary man thanks for posting in the Men Appreciation Station

Rene Rancourt
Mar 26, 2007

Was my contract good for you, too?
DeWalt makes a good exfoliator

C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010



did the women's fashion thread migrate and become grosser, because that is what it sounds like yo

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

as a guy, i do wonder if ladies just aren't able to realize that they do have the power to, when another member of the same sex says their clothes are "bad" in some way, just punch them in the face? because this is something all guys are aware of. if you don't like my clothing style, you can go to the dentist to have your missing teeth replaced with gold ones. a quick perusal of the magazines at my grocery store checkout aisle leads me to believe girls don't realize this yet.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
you're right, we should inject some gayporn talk stat

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
so how 'bout romancing garrus

C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010



Prettz posted:

as a guy, i do wonder if ladies just aren't able to realize that they do have the power to, when another member of the same sex says their clothes are "bad" in some way, just punch them in the face? because this is something all guys are aware of. if you don't like my clothing style, you can go to the dentist to have your missing teeth replaced with gold ones. a quick perusal of the magazines at my grocery store checkout aisle leads me to believe girls don't realize this yet.

Some guy I know only seems to wear a t shirt with a pro-gaming logo on it with gym shorts and sandals, you should shame that guy since I can only nag him so much to wear real people clothes

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Crow Jane posted:

No, because I have good taste.

I am raising a 5 year old girl with terrifyingly precise clothing taste apart from weirdly on her head she will stick any old poo poo up there idek why.

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

No Yanda's allowed
I love leggings and yes I will wear them as pants when I'm wearing a long enough shirt. The idea of nylons with no underpants disgusts me.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

sebmojo posted:

I am raising a 5 year old girl with terrifyingly precise clothing taste apart from weirdly on her head she will stick any old poo poo up there idek why.

Hats are stupid

e: I've never figured out bobby pins

les enfants Terrific!
Dec 12, 2008

whoflungpoop posted:

Used pantyhose are great for brine shrimp nets. I used to keep seahorses and they are picky eaters so side tank as brine shrimp hatchery + pantyhose net = happy seahorse lunch :yum:

That's actually pretty brilliant. I've been messing around with a regular net this entire time.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
^^^^^ sweet :j::hf::j:

Toriori posted:

The idea of nylons with no underpants disgusts me.
I can't imagine that on a hot day :gonk:

C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010



Pick posted:

Hats are stupid

e: I've never figured out bobby pins

They aren't hard you literally are pinning your hair did your mom never teach you anything

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Espy posted:

They aren't hard you literally are pinning your hair did your mom never teach you anything

nothing about hair

Bast Relief
Feb 21, 2006

by exmarx

This is hilarious.

I also hate socks, but I blow cash on sweet, sweet pedis. Do you gals ever do those? I always get them to paint on a flower.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

whoflungpoop posted:

^^^^^ sweet :j::hf::j:

I can't imagine that on a hot day :gonk:

Who wears nylons on a hot day?

edit: Bobby pins are also good for subtly adjusting a shirt that's a little too low-cut, always carry one or two with you.

Error 404
Jul 17, 2009


MAGE CURES PLOT
Postin in this thread to say I never liked heels, but my wife loves them, and she changed my mind.

I mean, yeah they still look uncomfortable as gently caress, but dat rear end :swoon:

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

Espy posted:

Some guy I know only seems to wear a t shirt with a pro-gaming logo on it with gym shorts and sandals, you should shame that guy since I can only nag him so much to wear real people clothes
i'm just wishing girls would wake up and start crushing the fashion industry themselves. a few times when i was at home, my mom (who has been a tv addict since before i was born) was watching some horrific model/fashion show and i almost immediately noticed that all the judges were either ultra-femmy gay guys who had absolutely no idea what was and was not attractive or sinister-looking old women who were obviously bitter and taking it all out on all young women. it's both sad and pathetic, but women seem to be really eager to buy into it, and that is also pathetic.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Crow Jane posted:

Who wears nylons on a hot day?
In south texas, every day is a hot day

Prettz posted:

some horrific model/fashion show
Project Runway?

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Pick posted:

nothing about hair

hair facts:
1. it is brown (mainlyu)
2. cut by haircutter
3. bobby pins? (tbc)
4. ...

let's crowdsource this bitch

C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010



Pick posted:

nothing about hair

Its really not that hard, just google that poo poo

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Prettz posted:

i'm just wishing girls would wake up and start crushing the fashion industry themselves. a few times when i was at home, my mom (who has been a tv addict since before i was born) was watching some horrific model/fashion show and i almost immediately noticed that all the judges were either ultra-femmy gay guys who had absolutely no idea what was and was not attractive or sinister-looking old women who were obviously bitter and taking it all out on all young women. it's both sad and pathetic, but women seem to be really eager to buy into it, and that is also pathetic.

Maybe because clothes are fun? Gild that lily.

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

Crow Jane posted:

Maybe because clothes are fun? Gild that lily.
Fuckin' women, man...

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

sebmojo posted:

hair facts:
1. it is brown (mainlyu)
2. cut by haircutter
3. bobby pins? (tbc)
4. ...

let's crowdsource this bitch

my hair is not brown and i cut it myself for years

and then when i did get it cut by someone else it was by a girl who did horse dressage, she assured me it used the same principles

dogsupremacy
Dec 3, 2012

Pick posted:

so how 'bout romancing garrus

he is the inferior of the lizard like races and the fact that I could not challenge Krogan to hot mud wrestling matches ruined the romance experience for me

C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010



Prettz posted:

i'm just wishing girls would wake up and start crushing the fashion industry themselves. a few times when i was at home, my mom (who has been a tv addict since before i was born) was watching some horrific model/fashion show and i almost immediately noticed that all the judges were either ultra-femmy gay guys who had absolutely no idea what was and was not attractive or sinister-looking old women who were obviously bitter and taking it all out on all young women. it's both sad and pathetic, but women seem to be really eager to buy into it, and that is also pathetic.

I enjoy fashion and looking nice is a thing everyone (woman or man) can enjoy, but I also choose on some days to just wear a shirt and jeans because I am a college student. Make-up is a far bigger issue if you want something beauty culture to crush, and even then men should wear make-up too since you can use it to make yourself look more masculine if you know what you're doing. Guyliner :allears:

You might get judged harder if you dress like a dude but eh thanks patriarchy!!!

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Prettz posted:

Fuckin' women, man...

Do you just wear a potato sack to work?

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Espy posted:

I enjoy fashion and looking nice is a thing everyone (woman or man) can enjoy, but I also choose on some days to just wear a shirt and jeans because I am a college student. Make-up is a far bigger issue if you want something beauty culture to crush, and even then men should wear make-up too since you can use it to make yourself look more masculine if you know what you're doing. Guyliner :allears:

Guyliner rocks, and when they get their brows done

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Fashion is just art you wear. Don't hate art.

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Apr 21, 2010



Pick posted:

Guyliner rocks, and when they get their brows done

dogsupremacy
Dec 3, 2012

Pick posted:

Guyliner rocks, and when they get their brows done

someone explain guyliner does it mean making the shadow eyes on a guy? cuse like sometimes I know we men like to dress up like women after a hard day of working out or a boxxing match or whatever just to relieve some stress but this is toooo far

Bast Relief
Feb 21, 2006

by exmarx
I wish power suits would come back. I'm the kinda woman who want to have it all.

Also, sometime boys are so dreamy.

C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010



Pick posted:

Fashion is just art you wear. Don't hate art.

Same goes for make-up, make-up is so beautiful and awesome and anyone who can do cool amazing things with it has my ultimate respect.

dogsupremacy posted:

someone explain guyliner does it mean making the shadow eyes on a guy? cuse like sometimes I know we men like to dress up like women after a hard day of working out or a boxxing match or whatever just to relieve some stress but this is toooo far

Look at my earlier image to see what guyliner can do

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Pick posted:

Fashion is just art you wear. Don't hate art.

I see it more as architecture. I like to build outfits.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

I was totally thinking of that guy!!

dogsupremacy
Dec 3, 2012
do they make lipstick for men this is an important question

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Apr 21, 2010



Pick posted:

I was totally thinking of that guy!!

It doesn't look good on pale skinned blonde goons though, you have to have darker hair for it to work.

dogsupremacy posted:

do they make lipstick for men this is an important question

A natural color is all you need at that point lol

And they probably do

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