Espy posted:

It doesn't look good on fair skinned blonde goons though, you have to have darker hair for it to work.

whoflungpoop posted:

was he the one kicked out of Saudi Arabia for being too good looking?

Pick posted:

Well, depending on eye color you might be able to get away with a lighter shade, like maybe a cinnamon.

Espy posted:

Espy posted:

It doesn't look good on pale skinned blonde goons though, you have to have darker hair for it to work.


A natural color is all you need at that point lol

And they probably do

Cuckoo posted:

Seriously I usually hate beards but

Attention all men personal grooming is cool, please at least shave your pits and balls, tia

dogsupremacy posted:

someone explain guyliner does it mean making the shadow eyes on a guy? cuse like sometimes I know we men like to dress up like women after a hard day of working out or a boxxing match or whatever just to relieve some stress but this is toooo far

sebmojo posted:

Cuckoo posted:

Attention all men personal grooming is cool, please at least shave your pits and balls, tia

Pick posted:

WAX your balls you loving cowards

Pick posted:

WAX your balls you loving cowards

Cuckoo posted:

Seriously I usually hate beards but

Attention all men personal grooming is cool, please at least shave your pits and balls, tia

Motherfucker posted:

please help I cannot talk to women without feeling intense inexplicable fear.

But only when I wanna bang said women.

Maybe a woman could explain the purpose of the fear aura?? Is it a defense mechanism??

Charles Bronson posted:

We still talkin' about IUDs in this thread? I love my Paragard because I can have premarital sex with men without worrying about getting pregnant.

Also, wearing pantyhose with no underwear is gross as hell. Swamp crotch anybody?

Noblesse Obliged posted:

Then I'll have 3 bare spots in my pelt. You got weird rear end tastes lady.

Cuckoo posted:

"Pfft you women can't handle pain like a man"

"WAXING STRIPS GET THEM AWAY FROM ME EEEEEEK"

dogsupremacy posted:

ok but while am at it is it possible to wax your butthole i can't really see back there but it feels hairy

Gravitee posted:

He has nice skin. I am jealous.

Cuckoo posted:

Anyone who has that pubey thing going on from head to toe needs full body laser removal

No one wants to navigate Pube Forest while trying to give a bj

Motherfucker posted:

don't wax your butthole.

Butthair provides valuable friction that stops your rear end becoming a sweaty poopy loving mess every time the weather is hot.

Pick posted:

Or at least those little hair-puller roller things, you know the mechanical ones

Cuckoo posted:

Attention all men personal grooming is cool, please at least shave your pits and balls, tia

dogsupremacy posted:

thanks friend what about the thick fur coat on my chest and stomach

you rock posted:

Half or more things posted in the womens fashion thread are ugly, tacky, unflattering or some combination but women are so conditioned to be 'nice' and inoffensive that this wild elephant in that thread continues untamed. I don't mean to offend im just bein real

whoflungpoop posted:

Yes please, those are concentrated areas for sweat and heat, and a growth of hair within greatly multiplies the available surface area for bacteria to breed on

(math explanation for the gentlemen cause that's yall's thing right)

Pick posted:

Guyliner rocks, and when they get their brows done

Espy posted:

I enjoy fashion and looking nice is a thing everyone (woman or man) can enjoy, but I also choose on some days to just wear a shirt and jeans because I am a college student. Make-up is a far bigger issue if you want something beauty culture to crush, and even then men should wear make-up too since you can use it to make yourself look more masculine if you know what you're doing. Guyliner

You might get judged harder if you dress like a dude but eh thanks patriarchy!!!

Cuckoo posted:

Those things suck, I guess if you're Asian or some other race/body type gifted with hair softer than a baby's rear end they work, but not for me.

Pick posted:

you mean every pair of leggings?

because man I just cannot get behind leggings, no matter the leggings

Espy posted:

I just wear mono-colored leggings when wearing dresses in the winter because I need something for warmth drat it

Pick posted:

I know someone who FIRST tried it on her cooch and whooo boy don't do that

Espy posted:

I just wear mono-colored leggings when wearing dresses in the winter because I need something for warmth drat it

Pick posted:

I know someone who thinks if you're wearing pantyhose then you don't have to wear underwear. I vehemently disagree, because then you get your pantyhose all crotchy. You need to avoid that because washing pantyhose is like a death sentence for them since they are made of angel's sneezes and ghost whispers.

Prettz posted:

i'm turned on most by tomboys. i don't care if your athletic or not, if you act all tomboyish, i can't take my eyes off you.

dogsupremacy posted:

ya it look good on that guy but with light blonde hair + blue eyes it would look weird as heck

I want it to be marketed to men though with like some bears or race cars or some poo poo if im gonna buy it

Prettz posted:

What is "done"? Cause sometimes my eyebrows bother me a lot and I pull out lots of hairs from them until they stop bothering me. Would that qualify as done?

I'll go ahead and show all my cards: i'm turned on most by tomboys. i don't care if your athletic or not, if you act all tomboyish, i can't take my eyes off you.

Cuckoo posted:

I'm a woman and feel the same. Something about femmy boys and/or tomboyish girls