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Prettz posted:why would you not want to ooze, especially if you've got a guy in the same bed It can get uncomfortable tbh and if there's no guy around it's no fun I'm talking about regular vag stuff and not periods. Those are even less fun. WAY less fun.
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Nov 14, 2013 04:25
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vaginas are pretty scary, but the payoff seems to make up for it (excluding the pregnancy thing)
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Nov 14, 2013 04:25
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Espy posted:I like to compare heavy flow to a dyke bursting with flood water full of debris And I like to compare the pain of cramps to sliding a cheese grater against your uterus.
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Nov 14, 2013 04:25
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Espy posted:People rag him for being ugly but he's honestly not that bad when he cleans up and shaves his neckbeard of power and doesn't show his teeth. He's no lady killer but his persona and nerdiness make him quirky. Also he's loving 6'4" and 240 lbs of muscle I mean goddamn.  Pick posted:I can't believe men watch Supernatural *relative to everything else that people already write that poo poo about I mean
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Nov 14, 2013 04:26
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jidohanbaiki posted:And I like to compare the pain of cramps to sliding a cheese grater against your uterus. I always picture an inflated balloon being slooowly rotated inside of me.
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Cuckoo posted:It can get uncomfortable tbh and if there's no guy around it's no fun Every vagina is special, cleaning up messes is just sorta a part of life yo whoflungpoop posted:I actually like him with the neckbeard, I figure he's big and muscly and fast and a really good (minus last week) quarterback in a super macho sport so it's cool to see a manly/goony dichotomy. And a really manly cadence voice Also he is really loving smart so he's someone you can bring home to the parents and after football will be working as an architect and being awesome
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Nov 14, 2013 04:27
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jidohanbaiki posted:And I like to compare the pain of cramps to sliding a cheese grater against your uterus.
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whoflungpoop posted:I haven't seen it but isn't that the one that generates tons* of slash fanfiction between the main characters? It's a bad show that only really has the advantage of men with unusually firm buttocks
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Nov 14, 2013 04:27
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Noblesse Obliged posted:wait a drat minute. how did this go from the ladies thread to the fix men thread. No im kidding don't do it it loving sucks.
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Nov 14, 2013 04:28
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Obligatory Toast posted:get put on bc and anti-depressants. vaginal dryness whaddduuuup. Hey some women are just naturally dry, what about them?
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Nov 14, 2013 04:28
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Noblesse Obliged posted:wait a drat minute. how did this go from the ladies thread to the fix men thread. Use a cup, they're legit
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Nov 14, 2013 04:28
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as a lady. how can i even out the girls. left one is larger than the right. bra-less on a tiltawhirl and hope im facing the right way?
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Nov 14, 2013 04:29
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Atasnaya Vaflja posted:Use a cup, they're legit She's not talking period also cups own Noblesse Obliged posted:as a lady. how can i even out the girls. left one is larger than the right. bra-less on a tiltawhirl and hope im facing the right way? You can't and everyone has not perfectly symmetrical breasts, unless you have like a huge 2+ cup size difference that its super noticeable then it shouldn't matter
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Nov 14, 2013 04:29
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Espy posted:She's not talking period also cups own You can use a cup for general mucus flow too can't you? ^ this is it, the grossest post ^
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Nov 14, 2013 04:30
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Espy posted:Hey some women are just naturally dry, what about them? There's a huge difference between natural variation between wetness to the point of needing lube and having that soul sucking, painful, weird chafed feeling that hormonal bc dryness brings. It's almost like having a parched throat in the spot of your groin
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Atasnaya Vaflja posted:You can use a cup for general mucus flow too can't you? Oh, that's a really good idea actually
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Atasnaya Vaflja posted:You can use a cup for general mucus flow too can't you? You are loving brilliant yo I never thought of that
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Nov 14, 2013 04:31
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Excessive mucous without any obvious triggers could be indicative of BV. If you feel okay that's cool, but if its accompanied by any other symptoms maybe check out a gyno
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Atasnaya Vaflja posted:You can use a cup for general mucus flow too can't you? gently caress yes! you can also spit your chaw in that poo poo. ptooooo!
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Nov 14, 2013 04:32
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is it easy or not to teach yourself how to squirt during orgasm? i heard a female scientist taught herself how to do it as part of an experiment that was intended to prove any girl could.
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Nov 14, 2013 04:32
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Also realtalk if you want to scare men away just start talking about woman pain also sore boobs suck especially when they catch on a wall from turning a corner too tight Prettz posted:is it easy or not to teach yourself how to squirt during orgasm? i heard a female scientist taught herself how to do it as part of an experiment that was intended to prove any girl could. If you are naturally dry you will never be able to really do it but yeah squirting is just a muscle thing I think? My one friend has taught a fuckton of girls how to squirt
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Nov 14, 2013 04:32
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Hmm gonna have a pro wax my balls im to scared. Also if your trying to chase out all the men its not gonna work it taste a little salty and is nbd
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Nov 14, 2013 04:32
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Espy posted:You are loving brilliant yo I never thought of that I know! It might even solve the pantyhose problem as originally posed
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Espy posted:Also realtalk if you want to scare men away just start talking about woman pain
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Prettz posted:this is completely true, it makes my super uncomfortable just to read about, and i'm a lot more open about stuff then most men. it can come out kind of a vandyke brown color and looks like chewed bubble gum 
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Prettz posted:this is completely true, it makes my super uncomfortable just to read about, and i'm a lot more open about stuff then most men. To be fair we're taught to be ashamed of our bodies from a young age and men are basically raised as loving exhibitionists
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Nov 14, 2013 04:34
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Espy posted:Also realtalk if you want to scare men away just start talking about woman pain
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Prettz posted:this is completely true, it makes my super uncomfortable just to read about, and i'm a lot more open about stuff then most men. hmm no if it doesn't at lest give you a semi you havn't lived
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Cuckoo posted:There's a huge difference between natural variation between wetness to the point of needing lube and having that soul sucking, painful, weird chafed feeling that hormonal bc dryness brings. Prettz posted:is it easy or not to teach yourself how to squirt during orgasm? i heard a female scientist taught herself how to do it as part of an experiment that was intended to prove any girl could. you sure can. just relax your bladder a little.
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Pick posted:it can come out kind of a vandyke brown color and looks like chewed bubble gum I sometimes wish men had periods where they bled and had to squeeze that poo poo out of their urethra
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Nov 14, 2013 04:35
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Pick posted:it can come out kind of a vandyke brown color and looks like chewed bubble gum as a woman i flex that poo poo so hard i rocket my uterine wall out like a big greasy bloody balloon like its nothing. step up ladies
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Espy posted:Also realtalk if you want to scare men away just start talking about woman pain Oh my god yes. My boobs pick random days to just REALLY HURT and my guy tries to touch them only to have me reel back in pain like he just used my tits as a punching bag. Pick posted:it can come out kind of a vandyke brown color and looks like chewed bubble gum 
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Also you are now all doing kegelsCuckoo posted:Oh my god yes. My boobs pick random days to just REALLY HURT and my guy tries to touch them only to have me reel back in pain like he just used my tits as a punching bag. I'm like near six feet tall so like a few guys and many girls face plant and ugh tight hugs are the worst on those days
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Espy posted:I sometimes wish men had periods where they bled and had to squeeze that poo poo out of their urethra haha! it'd look like that old making GBS threads dick nipples meme
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dogsupremacy posted:Hmm gonna have a pro wax my balls im to scared. Also if your trying to chase out all the men its not gonna work it taste a little salty and is nbd
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When women try to scare me off with woman pain talk I just listen intently Also I breath heavily and don't add anything to the conversation.
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Noblesse Obliged posted:as a woman i flex that poo poo so hard i rocket my uterine wall out like a big greasy bloody balloon like its nothing. I have endometriosis and get to trade off very rare periods for the few times that they do happen (like once every 4 months) being REALLY loving HORRIBLE and gross and painful. Eh...worth it. 
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Nov 14, 2013 04:36
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I think it's weird that men sexualize sleepovers honestly we mostly talked about how to get beer without our parents finding out
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I'm not a girly girl but I get my eyebrows waxed professionally and it makes a HUGE difference in my face. A good eyebrow waxer is an amazing find. Esp. when they don't make the eyebrows way too thin.
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