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Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Pick posted:

I think it's weird that men sexualize sleepovers

honestly we mostly talked about how to get beer without our parents finding out

as a girly girl its because men get sexy with eachother and assume the same of us ladies, of which i am

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Apr 21, 2010



Pick posted:

I think it's weird that men sexualize sleepovers

honestly we mostly talked about how to get beer without our parents finding out

men sexualize everything women do, this isn't a surprise

Noblesse Obliged posted:

as a girly girl its because men get sexy with eachother and assume the same of us ladies, of which i am

it sometimes happens but honestly it mostly happened because i'm bi and hang out with a lot of queer women

grapey
Oct 10, 2012

Noblesse Obliged posted:

as a woman i flex that poo poo so hard i rocket my uterine wall out like a big greasy bloody balloon like its nothing.

step up ladies

Straight to the PYF quotes thread

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

Pick posted:

I think it's weird that men sexualize sleepovers

honestly we mostly talked about how to get beer without our parents finding out

It's because as little boys we all used to suck each other off ferociously at sleepovers.

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



Pick posted:

I think it's weird that men sexualize sleepovers

honestly we mostly talked about how to get beer without our parents finding out

Don't you know, any time two or more women are in the same space without men around we all rip off our clothes and get into massive orgies and scream like we're being stabbed while cheesy music starts playing in the background

Obligatory Toast
Mar 19, 2007

What am I reading here??

Pick posted:

I think it's weird that men sexualize sleepovers

honestly we mostly talked about how to get beer without our parents finding out

we watched flash videos online and chatted about poo poo like anime and video games.

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Apr 21, 2010



Obligatory Toast posted:

we watched flash videos online and chatted about poo poo like anime and video games.

sounds like my highschool adventures

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

Espy posted:

men sexualize everything women do, this isn't a surprise
absolutely. anything your mom/teacher told you about horny little boys was vastly underrated - they had NO idea.

Motherfucker posted:

It's because as little boys we all used to suck each other off ferociously at sleepovers.
i never got to have one of those sleepovers :(

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Obligatory Toast posted:

we watched flash videos online and chatted about poo poo like anime and video games.

we took online quizzes about how we'd DIE!

dogsupremacy
Dec 3, 2012

Pick posted:

I think it's weird that men sexualize sleepovers

honestly we mostly talked about how to get beer without our parents finding out

showed each other our dicks but just to compare sizes you know?

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
realtalk do chicks have good friends? Do chicks experience bromance?

C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010



Prettz posted:

absolutely. anything your mom/teacher told you about horny little boys was vastly underrated - they had NO idea.

i never got to have one of those sleepovers :(

to be fair we're also incredibly sexual we just aren't encouraged and do it different

its so amazing to me how many women don't know basic facts about their own body and sex drive

Motherfucker posted:

realtalk do chicks have good friends? Do chicks experience bromance?

sisterhood is a thing yes and it owns :3:

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Motherfucker posted:

realtalk do chicks have good friends? Do chicks experience bromance?

loving yes, of course :psyduck:

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

Motherfucker posted:

realtalk do chicks have good friends? Do chicks experience bromance?
all females are bisexual. this is indisputable scientific fact.

C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010



Pick posted:

loving yes, of course :psyduck:

We aren't people and all fight each other for the attention of alpha male, don't you know :biotruths: ???

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



Motherfucker posted:

realtalk do chicks have good friends? Do chicks experience bromance?

We can not have friends, we only congregate with others of our hive in order to plan the uprising against men

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

Espy posted:

We aren't people and all fight each other for the attention of alpha male, don't you know :biotruths: ???

this is no mystery

les enfants Terrific!
Dec 12, 2008

Motherfucker posted:

realtalk do chicks have good friends? Do chicks experience bromance?

nah, we're just getting close and waiting for a chance to strike down our rivals when they least expect it so we can stand atop their corpses in our cutest pumps? it's kind of hardcore, really.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Cuckoo posted:

We can not have friends, we only congregate with others of our hive in order to plan the uprising against men

hisss do not reveal the secrets of the Mother hssssssssssssss

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

so anyway, where the gently caress is the clitoris? geez!!!!

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Espy posted:

I sometimes wish men had periods where they bled and had to squeeze that poo poo out of their urethra

I got hit by some heat right above my cup in little league baseball and pissed blood for a week, it hurt like hell

that's the best i have to offer

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Motherfucker posted:

realtalk do chicks have good friends? Do chicks experience bromance?

Yeah, absolutely. I don't even live in the same time zone as my BFF, and we're still sync'd up menstrually.

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Prettz posted:

so anyway, where the gently caress is the clitoris? geez!!!!

as a sexual woman with an inner goddess, you let us worry about it. you're just going to do it wrong anyway.

grapey
Oct 10, 2012

OMGVBFLOL posted:

I got hit by some heat right above my cup in little league baseball and pissed blood for a week, it hurt like hell

that's the best i have to offer

Close enough

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

Atasnaya Vaflja posted:

nah, we're just getting close and waiting for a chance to strike down our rivals when they least expect it so we can stand atop their corpses in our cutest pumps? it's kind of hardcore, really.

This is way cooler than all the boring answers.

C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010



Prettz posted:

so anyway, where the gently caress is the clitoris? geez!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lC_hn4kzzkc

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Crow Jane posted:

Yeah, absolutely. I don't even live in the same time zone as my BFF, and we're still sync'd up menstrually.

one of my good friends and I draw ironic porn together, it's awesome

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



Noblesse Obliged posted:

as a sexual woman with an inner goddess, you let us worry about it. you're just going to do it wrong anyway.

The best is when a guy tries to do what he sees in mainstream porno and rubs it really hard and fast like he's trying to start a fire

les enfants Terrific!
Dec 12, 2008

Motherfucker posted:

This is way cooler than all the boring answers.

being a woman is basically a lifelong game of paranoia. it's great.

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

question: what pounding rate do girls mostly like, like regardless of dick size?

can you give it in pounds per minute so i can relate it to automatic weapon rates?

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Cuckoo posted:

The best is when a guy tries to do what he sees in mainstream porno and rubs it really hard and fast like he's trying to start a fire

AH gently caress that's the worst

C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010



Cuckoo posted:

The best is when a guy tries to do what he sees in mainstream porno and rubs it really hard and fast like he's trying to start a fire

do this to the head of their dick

dogsupremacy
Dec 3, 2012
if a woman has a sleepover with you in your bed and like your making out or whatever but she isn't advancin things further do you just ask if they want to be sexhavers? Same for if a man decides to crash in your bed cuse they are hella wasted but wants to sleep with their head on the other end so it isn't homo does that mean you should ask if they want to do double oral?

Obligatory Toast
Mar 19, 2007

What am I reading here??

Cuckoo posted:

We can not have friends, we only congregate with others of our hive in order to plan the uprising against men

loving don't tell them that poo poo. they don't need to know about the impending gynocracy.

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Cuckoo posted:

The best is when a guy tries to do what he sees in mainstream porno and rubs it really hard and fast like he's trying to start a fire

as a woman with a clitoris, don't rub your thumb around it like you're smoothing down a stamp.

also, as a female of the species, don't get all feeling down and out when us as ladies of which i am finish ourselves off when we do the sex thing. its still good even if you're there just playing with other parts and letting us do what needs to get done. which i do as a woman of which i am.

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Apr 21, 2010



dogsupremacy posted:

if a woman has a sleepover with you in your bed and like your making out or whatever but she isn't advancin things further do you just ask if they want to be sexhavers? Same for if a man decides to crash in your bed cuse they are hella wasted but wants to sleep with their head on the other end so it isn't homo does that mean you should ask if they want to do double oral?

you are always supposed to ask consent dipshit

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



Pick posted:

AH gently caress that's the worst

What's hilarious is 90% of the poo poo they try from it are all movements designed so people could actually see what was going on with the vagina in camera angles, not real life

Oh it's also fun when they try to jam in fingers and just kind of wiggle them around like a parasite

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

Pick posted:

AH gently caress that's the worst
i think i did that the first time i was with a girl :( she made sounds like she liked it so... iuhno

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

Espy posted:

do this to the head of their dick

:D

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