- AriadneThread
- Feb 17, 2011
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The Devil sounds like smoke and honey. We cannot move. It is too beautiful.
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I love this for how much trouble it can be for any english speaker.
Haha, that was fun to try and read out loud. Thanks for sharing it.
A professor recomended me a book by Eugene Ostashevsky and I've pretty much loved his stuff ever since.
Are you there God? It's me, DJ Spinoza by Eugene Ostashevsky posted:
Are you there, God?
It's me, DJ Spinoza.
How are you doing today–
okay?
What? You don't exist?
Are you depressed again?
Who am I talking to then?
Who?! What number is this?
The number of what? Sorry,
can you speak louder,
you got some kind of screaming going on in the background–
Hello?
Hangs up the phone.
What was that?! "The Number of the Yeast"?
Sounds like an all-girl metal band from Scandinavia.
Dials.
Hi? is this God?
It's me, DJ Spinoza.
Nice to hear you, too.
Hey, I wrote a new poem
And I want to share it with you!
What do you mean you already heard one today
and that's plenty? What kind of explanation
is that? Who called you, anyway?
Morris Imposternak? That fake Russian poet?
Like, he read you from his book,
My Third Cousin Twice Removed–Life? Man, that guy!
I saw him in a coffee house this morning,
trying to attract girls by looking pensive.
Hey, do you mind calling me back, this is kind of expensive?
Hello?
He sits down. Nothing happens. The poem ends.
He's just really fun to read.
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