- God Of Paradise
- Jan 23, 2012
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You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.
I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.
Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.
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There's a bluebird in my heart that wants to get out.
I hosed it. Oh!
- Bluebird by Andrew Dice Bukowski.
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- God Of Paradise
- Jan 23, 2012
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You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.
I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.
Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.
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What ever happened to predictability?
The milkman, the paperboy, evening TV.
Everywhere you look , everywhere you go (there's a heart).
There's a heart
A hand to hold onto.
Everywhere you look , everywhere you go.
There's a face
Of somebody who needs you.
When you're lost out there and you're all alone,
A light is waiting to carry you home,
Everywhere you look.
- John Stamos Esquire the third.
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