VitalSigns posted:

I'm fine with allowing them to express their disapproval of their employees' life choices in exchange for enforcing the mandate. I can see it now...

"Good morning, Eileen. How's that abortion? I'm going to need you to fill out this sinner's abortion leave request if you want time off to get your sinful abortion"

"It's not an abortion. It's a birth control pill and I don't need leave to--"

"You know I'm paying for all your sex-having and abortions, so if MY MONEY is going to your lady parts then I get to take them for a spin, get in on all your sex-having."

"I have ovarian cysts, it's not even--"

"Oh hey Ted, how's your new sportscar you bought with MY MONEY. I'm gonna go take it out for a spin after lunch."

"What? No, you can't drive my--"

"MY MONEY!!!!

We may sacrifice some professionalism in the workplace, but I think we can all agree it'd be worth it.